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Post by Pricky on Jan 4, 2021 22:49:49 GMT
Nice work!
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2021 9:34:43 GMT
Brendan: Listen my love I don't want you to feel bad about this OK,just search for bitcoins machine close by to you and buy some bitcoins let me know so I will send you my wallet so you can send it there OK,please sweetheart💕💕just do that for me tomorrow OK,ask Ahmed to bring you to the city and get it for me OK,text me when you get there to purchase it,I promise to make you a nice video again if that will make you happy my darling💕💕💕 Mary: No If I do that now it'll make me feel bad I don't want to get in trouble Brendan: You will not feel bad I just told you that I will make you happy as well Today is Tuesday and you know you are the only woman I have now to help me I have hope and trust in you so why don't yiu make me happy today Mary: I helped you already but you wanted to be mean about the bitcoin thing Brendan: I'm sorry sweetie I want to be nice and kind to you ok I won't be mean to you anymore,I just want you to be happy Mary: I am happy but you have to stop talking about bitcoins now because that makes me think of how mean you were and that makes me sad Brendan: You are the love of my life Mary,have been thinking about you everyday I wish I'm there with you now so we can fuck so hard Mary: ahw cutie i wish that too, but we need to have a little more patience for that Brendan: You can do the bitcoins later thou, sorry OK,you know I needed money to go Mary: Yes I know but you really treated me very bad so i'm not doing it at all Brendan: Sorry about that, I just apologise now I promise you I will do better video for you Mary: ok Brendan: A very naughty video I will do for you my love, just make me happy by buy some bitcoins for me,I will make you happy as well Mary: I told you to stop talking about bitcoins it makes me feel bad Brendan: No I told you I will do another video for you to make you happy sweetie😘😘💕 Mary: ok, you can do that anyway I have lectures now I will as I promise,but after lectures I want to to go to any bitcoins machine and buy it any amount you can afford OK, Mary: STOP BLABBING ABOUT BITCOINS!!! Brendan: Please that's what I need my love,let make each other happy I just told you I need money to travel to the nearby country to claim my gifts.hope you understand me now Mary: Yes I understand but I AM NOT SENDING BITCOINS UNDERSTAND NOW?
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2021 9:51:51 GMT
Tuesday
10.45 - The local manager Akwode writes to our boy... is the moment when we try to induce the idea that "he doesn't have much time available". - Usually, these idiots mobilize faster if they understand that there is a risk that someone else will take their money and gifts.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2021 9:53:38 GMT
Brendan is crying. Brendan: Hmmmmm😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😭 Alots of tears in my eyes now So what can you get for me apart from the bitcoins? You will get me card then so I can redeem and get cashHow about nothing?
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2021 10:14:14 GMT
10.56 - Brendan to Akwode: Nice try, mr. Idiot... but we don't want you to stay home and send someone else to Benin. ===
Some funny lamentations from our little scammer... and
Akwode: ===
11.30 - More fun with Brendan:
A very proffesional Akwode: ===
11.42 - Brendan writes the messages as he writes the chat lines ... one after the other, without waiting for the other's answer. and Akwode... I mentioned again that amount of cash that the driver will have with him (the payment of his expenses). ===
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2021 13:46:24 GMT
Brendan: <screenshot of the message about the abandonment procedure> 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭please I'm crying here I don't want the packages to lost or expire over there, that's I needed your help on this my love if possible you can get me gift card since you since you can't get the bitcoins then get me gift cards, £500,you can get me google play card or apple play store card I will redeem and get cash so I can travel down there Mary: If you don't want it to get lost I suggest you go pick it up Brendan: Yes But no transportation fees Mary: Ask your uncle Brendan: He has no money Mary: Then you have a problem Brendan: Yes I do that's why I'm crying here Tears in my eyes Mary: Come on don't act like a baby. You're a man right? Brendan: Yes Mary: Then act like it. Stop crying and pick up the parcel
Too bad his manipulation tricks are not really working very well today. He reads my messages immediately, but takes a very long time responding. I think he might be discussing the matter with his 'uncle'
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2021 13:52:21 GMT
Brendan to Akwode:
Akwode to our idiot... I think it's the right time to be generous:
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2021 15:15:38 GMT
Safari in Benin?... we'll see in the next few days.
16.00 - Looks like Brendan managed to persuade someone to lend him money for his trip to Benin. Akwode to our imbecile: ===
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2021 21:11:29 GMT
In the afternoon Brendan: Ok I will try best to go tomorrow You mean alots to mean, and I will try my best to make you happy
later Mary: ahw, that means a lot. When you have the phone I hope you'll make me some nice videos
later Brendan: Yes So you didn't bought me the card again? Mary: I told you I wouldn't lolz why ask Brendan: Because I needed it dont you understand me? I'm your boyfriend Hope you understand me right? Mary: yes I understand you but you didn't act like my boyfriend when I wanted to send you more money you acted like a dick and now I don't want to send you more money I have sent you a lot already
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Post by Birlic on Jan 5, 2021 21:18:35 GMT
My local manager Akwode, to our idiot: Brendan will probably go with his "uncle" to Lagos, where they have a relative / friend... from there they will go to Cotonou together.
It can be assumed that "the one from Lagos" was in Cotonou before. We'll see in the next few days.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 5, 2021 22:07:26 GMT
Brendan: No Prove to me you love me more I won't be happy if you dont send me the £500 gift card tomorrow Good night😘😘💕 Mary: ok, then don't be happy your choice Brendan: No your choice Mary: ok as you wish You were the one acting like a dick. I didn't choose that Brendan:Love Love is all about understanding,try to understand me here OK? Mary: I understand you perfectly but you don't seem to understand me I wanted to send you bitcoin, you started acting like a dick, now I don't want to send money again There's enough in the parcel simple
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Post by Yastreb on Jan 6, 2021 1:00:23 GMT
Brendan and his two "brothers"... a safari threesome would be so kewl!
"just search for bitcoins machine close by to you and buy some bitcoins" - has anyone here ever seen a "bitcoin machine"?
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Post by Admin on Jan 6, 2021 2:43:43 GMT
Bitcoin ATM, yes.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2021 12:36:56 GMT
Well, well, well... it looks like someone is already on vacation and traveling.
12.08 - Brendan to Akwode:
Akwode: 13.30 - Our boy: The local manager: === It is obvious that they will leave Lagos tomorrow morning, with the intention of returning the same day. They have nothing prepared and it is clear that they will be late. They are probably relying on the third "traveler" to take them there and show them the places. LOL, will be funny!
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Post by Linoline on Jan 6, 2021 13:35:56 GMT
Yesterday evening
Brendan: Please.. OK I understand you ma.. So what are you doing now
12:30PM Brendan: Good morning to you dear hope your day is going well today as I told you before sweetie I'm going to Lagos today. And by Tomorrow I shall be in Cotonou
13:45
13:52
14:30 Mary: oh that's good news. so I will see the new video of you tomorrow evening. Can't wait How are you going to lagos? Can you show me? I've never been there
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2021 16:54:03 GMT
Hmm,
===
18.07 - The local manager Akwode, to our imbecile:
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Post by DonClawleone on Jan 6, 2021 17:11:52 GMT
This is a story I've read many, many times, and yet it never fails to amuse me.
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Post by baconbacon on Jan 6, 2021 20:35:52 GMT
I love this!! Safaris are my favorite!
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Post by Linoline on Jan 6, 2021 20:52:34 GMT
DonClawleone, maybe because the scammer is the variable in the story every time. We can never predict what will happen exactly and have to adapt so each time it's a bit different and we never know whether JooJoo will hit a goat or get drunk and high with whores first. Brendan has been online 2 hrs ago, but didn't even open Mary's last message. Before that he was offline for 6 hours. He might be traveling today... or not. We'll see tomorrow. Fingers crossed
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Post by Birlic on Jan 6, 2021 21:02:32 GMT
I'm very sure they (Brendan and "uncle" / "brother" / "brothers") are somewhere along the way. That package represents a considerable fortune, and the promise that the "travel" money will be returned made everything even more attractive. If we consider also the "threat" with the package abandoned and appropriated by the members of the local team, then success must be guaranteed! Muhahhahaha! ===
Later edit: Looks like my reasoning was correct.
22.53 - Brendan to Akwode:
We will have fun with this band of idiots. I'm so sure!
The "uncle" probably promised money to the relatives in Lagos, who agreed to go to Cotonou to help them recover the package.
LOL!
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23.21 - Brendan to Akwode: and
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 7:38:37 GMT
TODAY IS "THE DAY"!
07.40 - Our scammer writes to my local manager: Akwode: Brendan:
It seems that the "brothers" from Lagos advised the idiot to change the red color of his hair ... of course this is a problem, because the validation of the biometric profile will be impossible. New BIP pictures are required. LOL! ===
08.36 - Brendan to Joojoo: Joojoo to our idiot: Brendan: === 08.42 - This little idiot is trying to avoid the new BIP pictures... of course we won't agree with that. Akwode: Brendan, full of hope: Akwode: Personal note: The meeting place (John K Park) that the idiots chose is actually a bus station: Jonquet Gare. It's not the first time when Linoline and I we have sent such idiots to wait for Joojoo there. ===
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 10:14:32 GMT
The story continues... Joojoo is on his way to Cotonou and sends brief information.
09.17 - Joojoo to Brendan: Brendan, so excited! 10.29 - Joojoo, another stop: Brendan: Honestly, I don't think idiots check Joojoo's map and route, but all that brief information is meant to give an air of credibility to the story. ===
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 10:32:06 GMT
Finally after midnight Brendan decided to read Mary's message
Brendan: On my way to Lagos with my brother earlier today,
I will get the packages today (Thursday) in Cotonou I have already informed them,so when I get back home I I'll make the video for you. So when I get the packages I will take photos of them and show to you😍😘😘💖💖💕 You are so beautiful I miss you💖my love
Early this morning Mary: Thank you cutee you look so handsome. Hope you had a good trip Keep me updated today? 😘 Brendan: Yes I'm still in lagos but im about to go to to Cotonou now,please email them also tell them I will be waiting for them at John K park(,Cotonou)around 12-1pm today I have email them but they haven't got back to me yet <missed videochat> I had no time to chat, so responded later
10:53 Mary: Oh. ok, have you heard from them now?
It has been 2 hours since he has been online on hangouts. I don't think he will talk to Mary until things are going wrong. He hopes to get the money and gifts and never deal with the bratty bitch again.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 10:39:57 GMT
^^^ LOLOL! A car full of idiots, who go to receive a non-existent package brought by a non-existent driver... what can be wrong here? 11.35 - Joojoo to Brendan: 11.54 - Joojoo, another short info: The Goats have proven to be very dangerous over the last few years... at least the ones Joojoo encounters along the way. === 12.35 - Akwode to our idiot... We're starting psychological training, for our idiots to agree to wait for Joojoo long time ... I don't know if I'll be able to get other BIP trophies, but that's not important now. The fact that this little imbecile managed to convince 3 other idiots to travel with him is a huge achievement! I am convinced that wonderful moments will appear between them! === 13.01 - Brendan to Akwode... They probably crossed the border and headed to their destination... 45 minutes. 13.03 - Brendan to Joojoo: and, also to Joojoo... He has now received all the messages from Joojoo and responds to all. An idiot! 13.07 - Joojoo to our moron... some technical problems. Two minutes later, Akwode confirms the story of the goat accident. 13.15 - Brendan to Joojoo: 13.27 - They have not yet reached the meeting point... Brendan to Akwode:
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 12:39:38 GMT
Brendan: Yes Mary: where are you? Brendan: The driver stop to eat I'm in semel border now Between Nigeria and Cotonou Mary: why are you there, thought you said you were going to meet him in cotonou Brendan: I'm going now as I said the driver wanted to eat at the park so we are just waiting Mary: can I see?
Brendan: The sun is so hot here Mary: cutee you look angry. What does the area look like? Brendan: <screenshot of the message from JooJoo and the broken radiator> Mary: oh i see, that's unfortunate thought you were going to show me the area where you are now. I've never been there Brendan: The driver of the packages to Cotonou is driving gradually because the road is bad so he told me to be little patients that he will meet me t the john k park,(Cotonou) Mary: ok, that's good
He stopped reading Mary's messages again, so no confirmation yet
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 13:41:41 GMT
14.03 - Our moron, to Akwode: and But no any photo, so Akwode responds: === 14.27 - Brendan to Akwode... and to Joojoo:
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Unfortunately, Joojoo has some minor technical problems. ===
Because we can.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 13:47:38 GMT
The year is off to a great start. Just one week in and not 1, but 5 stranded fools!
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Post by Birlic on Jan 7, 2021 15:00:01 GMT
More fun with our idiot... he sent me the same "old" BIP photos. and and ===
Joojoo:
Brendan:
Joojoo:
Brendan:
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Short recap: - The 4 idiots arrived at the bus station and are waiting there, - Joojoo is on a terrace ... eat, drink and take drugs (we'll find out later), - The car can't be repaired today, so Joojoo will stay in Bohicon and the idiots will be invited to come there.
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Our boy is desperate.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 7, 2021 15:03:40 GMT
Mary: hey how are you Brendan: I'm good Mary: still at the border? Brendan: I have finally arrived at the park now waiting for the driver to come with the packages Mary: oh ok Brendan: Im at the final destination waiting for the driver He kept me waiting for 3 hours now Mary: but 2 hours ago you were still at the border so how can you be waiting for 3 hours? Brendan: He kept telling me that his van(motor)tire has less so the mechanic is getting the car tire repair He said I should excecise little patients Mary: in that email you showed me it said the radiator did he get a flat tire now as well? Brendan: Yes mam He just sent me an email saying that I should wait little more Mary: ok who is with you? Brendan: I just showed them my picture now Mary: lucky them. Can I see? Brendan: He required my picture to know where I I'm so he can locate me easily I'm with my uncle and two of my friends Mary: Nice can I see the pic? Brendan: <picture birlic already posted> Mary: oh that's nice. Why is your hair not red anymore? That was so cute Brendan: Yes I dark it this morning because of the police at the road My uncle told me to darken the hair to avoid police arrassment Others they would allow us to cross the border Mary: why? is it the fashion police? 😂 Brendan: <screenshot from the message about new BIP pictures> Mary: looks like they also liked the red color more
Read but no response
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Post by Admin on Jan 7, 2021 15:30:10 GMT
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the excellent safari music playing in their car? That's enough. Panic, despair, disappointment, embarrassment, and fear are all starting to creep into his dark little heart in one, two, three...
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