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Post by Birlic on Dec 21, 2020 22:58:48 GMT
TSC to our moron:
Brendan: TSC:
Brendan:
Certainly Brendan is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
We will have big fun with him, I'm sure.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 22, 2020 10:35:03 GMT
Tuesday
11.25 - Let's try to get some beautiful BIP trophies from this idiot. - BIP = biometrical identification procedure... we ask for pictures of the idiot in different positions (inspired by the sketch The Vitruvian Man - a drawing made by the Italian polymath Leonardo da Vinci in about 1490).
Claude writes to Brendan:
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Post by Birlic on Dec 22, 2020 13:01:45 GMT
Brendan is very determined to get his hands on the package, so he declares very seriously that he is the recipient of the package. and
Claude to our moron:
A so happy scammer writes to Claude... He is so excited that he messed up the messages and sent me a "declaration of love." and and ===
13.58 - Claude to Brendan... sure, everything will be OK.
- Maybe some special pictures will be needed... but everything will be solved... it's a usual procedure.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 22, 2020 13:21:17 GMT
MondayBrendan: Good morning to you dear how is your day going over there today Mary: good morning. how are you Brendan: How are you doing What are you doing today my love
Sweetheart I want to see your pictures ok I miss you my one and only sweetheart.😍😘😘💖💖💖💕your love has over flow in my heart Mary: Cutee you promised to do the videos again yesterday but you still didn i miss you and im bored here Brendan: I miss you dear What are you doing now sweetie💖do you have number of the officer in charge of the gifts delivering? Mary: youre not even responding to what I said hmm Hello Very late Brendan: Sweetie😘i will do the best for you I'm just waiting to receive the gifts from you firstly So I can do better ones for you Darling... Now look what I sent to you now The tracking number we are using to track the goods now its showing that the goods are ending to international airport, Paris,France,why?😭😭 Its supposed to come to the address I gave you here in Nigeria, why ending to Paris, France please I needed your assistance on this help constant the officer in charge so the goods can come directly to Nigeria.😘 I told you to send the goods through..DHL""the best way to send items to Nigeria sweetheart😭😭
TodayBrendan: I will do video today Mary: Dummy it says the parcel is intransit that means it's a stop on the way to the destination chill ok and just make that video. the gifts will be there soon Brendan: Okay sweetie💕💕i will Now you just gave me more hope so I'm happy once again So tell me what are you doing today,so now I couldn't get cash before Xmas, Christmas is just 2 days ahead omg Mary: I don't really see the problem. You'll have it soon enough right? Brendan: Okay <screenshots> Mary: it's good that they're being thorough right? we dont want it to end up in the wrong hands. I want you to have it before the new year Brendan:Sweetheart remembered? You told me to creat another email address so I did,so when I'm being notified by the officer in charge of the delivering, they are asking me why I'm using different names on my email address.so confused here Too much questions from them makes me feel bad sweetheart😘💕the name on the email address I'm using in replying them is:Kenn Ov*** Br*** Mary: Yes I can see you changed your name but its the same address just talk to them okay, I have no influence on how they work Brendan:So they are asking if the name scammerbrendan@gmail.com is mine as well Have told them several times here that I'm the one to received the packages and that's my email address Mary: ok, then it should be fine right? Brendan: I'm just praying here,the goods should get to me here Mary: lolz of course they will Brendan:Awwww thank you So I want to screen shot our chat here and send to them So that they will believed you are the sender and I'm the receiver ok Mary: 😂 sure Brendan: <another screenshot> Mary: can't you handle this yourself? youre an adult right? Brendan: That's my reply to them Mary: ok Brendan: <screenshot> Brendan: Look sweetheart I think we gonna receive good news soon They just notified me Mary: oh yes that looks good. just work with them and it'll be fine okay? Brendan: Yes Well I'm gonna make another video for you soon Mary: do it right this time please i don't want to be disappointed againHe only contacts mary these days when it's about the parcel. He is online more, but doesn't even take the time to read my messages if he doens't need to say anything about the shipment.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 22, 2020 13:40:06 GMT
Muhahahaha! We'll have fun with this little idiot, I'm convinced of that! ===
Brendan to Claude... his favorite phrase: Claude is upset, of course. Brendan: Claude:
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Post by Birlic on Dec 22, 2020 15:27:49 GMT
16.24 - An hour later, Brendan received new information from the TSC servers... the package is already in Africa - Morocco. - Of course, there is a problem... the transport is temporarily blocked. Of course, the manager Claude will offer assurances that this is a temporary situation that will certainly be clarified tomorrow morning, after the Legal Department will analyze "the case of the multiple email addresses used in the delivery". - Tomorrow I will ask him to take the BIP pictures and I hope we have fun with this little idiot.
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Post by Admin on Dec 22, 2020 16:00:35 GMT
I have private worries that Claude would have trouble comprehending "hot pan = burned hand". I imagine him picking up the pan, screaming in pain, dropping the pan, getting mad, picking the pan up again, wash, rinse, repeat. Sorta Three Stooges style.
Here's hoping he understands what is going on without Mary being required to tell him that the pan is hot every time.
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Post by stellabella on Dec 22, 2020 16:01:04 GMT
Would that be a yellow one and wearing red shoes? It sounds like a challenge to me
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Post by Birlic on Dec 22, 2020 18:12:26 GMT
^^^ LOL!
I try to psychologically prepare the little idiot, so that he agrees to pose for us with enthusiasm and joy.
Claude to Brendan:
Brendan, full of hopes:
Claude, explaining in a generic way and minimizing everything:
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Post by DonClawleone on Dec 22, 2020 20:16:09 GMT
Here we go again...
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Post by Birlic on Dec 23, 2020 7:53:19 GMT
^^^ Yeap, exactly!
Wednesday - 08.45 - The customer care manager Claude writes to Brendan: ... a copy of the "The Vitruvian Man" drawing has been attached. ===
09.16 - Our little imbecile writes to Claude:
Claude: ===
- The official Receiver is Brendan's "uncle" Mr. U*** M*** Goodl*** - the Name, that delivery address, that copy of passport... they all belong to his uncle, - Brendan claimed in all his messages to me that he is that owner/receiver U*** M*** Goodl***
Now, he just realized that the required pictures must represent his fucking "uncle". We'll see how the little idiot solves this problem.
Brendan to Claude... our scammer quickly made an new "uncle" email address. 10.50 - Of course Claude is extremely kind, but the Rules can't be broken ... the idiot has to send those pictures, if he wants the package. - I sent him a set of pictures received from another scammer (as an example): ===
12.00 - Nothing from our little scammer, so let's try to give it a little boost.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 23, 2020 14:19:51 GMT
Tuesday Brendan: Love you Dont blame ok you know I'm a learner lol. I will always try my best can I see your pictures today I will send you more pictures when you make the videos like I asked I'm in the bathroom now About to make your video ok Mary: hmm nice. make it sexy
Why is it taking so long? where are you Brendan: I'm sending it but dont know why it haven't arrived yet maybe it bad signal but sure it will show Mary: I'm waiting for 5 hours 😞 Its appeared showing sending... Mary: I dont' have anything Brendan: <video> Mary: you really don't know how to follow instructions do you? dammit Brendan: Hello sweetheart What happened <video> Good night baby😘😘💕
Today Mary: Good morning Brendan: How are you doing <screenshot> The is there in Morocco now They won't released it until I gave them more information They need 8 pictures of my uncle,as I use his email address to show more prove So I want you to do video of you talking to me so I can show my uncle😘pleaes sweetheart Mary: Maybe you can do them and I'll ask them to change the name of the receiver of the parcel I don't understand why you wanted me to send it to him in the first place
So I requested a message from Claude:
Mary responded to Claude and send her copy to Brendan as well
Brendan replied to both:
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Post by Linoline on Dec 23, 2020 15:43:18 GMT
Brendan: Because I want the goods to get to me Tell them I'm using my Uncle address to get my packages So they should proceed everything down to Nigeria the address I sent to them with no complain anymore.just give them your order Mary: calm down mister man I told them to change the name, the adress is the same and they do their identification procedures and then it'll all be fine right
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Post by Birlic on Dec 23, 2020 16:04:04 GMT
17.00 - Claude to Mary (Brendan is in CC): Claude responds also to Brendan (Mary is in CC): Probably tomorrow we will have fun together with the pictures of the idiot, dressed only in underwear, under the scorching sun of Nigeria.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 23, 2020 16:28:26 GMT
NSF... uhm nevermind
Brendan: Its ok sweetheart, so wheny you send packages to your friend in Malaysia is this how he is being stress out? Mary: I don't know, she never complained Brendan: Oh ok Please I want to talk to you sweetheart I wanna see your face Mary: Told you I can't do that. After that thing with benny, Jack had to disable my video options from my devices. Orders from dad Brendan: Listen baby an email I just sent to my phone now I want to reply then tell them to send the packages to the email address I gave you instead of my name Tell them to send the packages to <uncle> Mary: No I just told them to send it to you It's for you not for someone else Brendan: Please so that I can received my goods Mary: You just wlrk out the identification stuff with them Brendan: Listen I dont have personal address here ok Please <uncle> That's my uncle Address ok Mary: I told them to send it to Brendan. That's you and I won't change it again Brendan: Sweetheart that's the only way I can receive the goods otherwise the goods will lost please try to understand me. Mary: They'll think I'm an idiot No You understand Brendan: No Mary: And listen well Talk with the man claude and work things out Act like a man Not like a kid Stop fucking playing around Brendan: <screenshot> See what I showed you Mary: The address didn't change, only the name and you have to do what that man says or you won't get the package I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN Brendan: Okay sweetheart Dont change the address ok just the name of the reciever Mary: I changed the name Not the address Brendan: I will send them the photos they required Mary: You will send him those identifications pictures STOP TYPING AND LISTEN And when you've been a good boy and did what he said they'll send the package to you On that address you told me Brendan: Now check your email address they sent you some messages Awwww thank you sweetheart Mary: DID I FUCKING SAY YOU COULD SPEAK? You're really annoying me Brendan: Sorry baby I will do as you said Mary: Your complaining that you can't flex for Christmas but you refuse to cooperate with them You can't ever listen Just like those videos STOP TYPING Brendan: Sorry I will cooperate with them now Mary: I told you to make a video with you completely visible. Showing me how you will fuck me doggy style. That's on your knees and you grab my fucking ass and fuck like you mean it and spray your jizz all over me. You're not a kid anymore, you know how to do it And I told you to place the phone against the wall so I can see you well And you can use both hands So now you stop pissing me off. Do what you promised me and make that video and you send those pictures so you'll get my gifts Understand? You can talk now
He didn't.. he just stopped reading my messages. lol
Mary to Claude and Brendan
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Post by Birlic on Dec 23, 2020 17:23:06 GMT
We have the first BIP trophies!... we want more, of course!
I let you enjoy them and I prepare the post with all the last messages.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 23, 2020 17:36:26 GMT
This little idiot writes to Claude (those photos are attached): and === Claude to Mary, offering assurances that everything will be fine... Brendan is in CC, obviously. Claude to Brendan... Obviously, those pictures do not comply with the requirements of the Regulation, so the little idiot has to do other BIP trophies, tomorrow morning... somewhere outside, in the sun. I can not wait to see them.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 23, 2020 19:52:12 GMT
Looks like Brendan wasn't too shocked by Mary's outburst because he came back after a few minutes
Yes ma... Well I love you so much darling you makes me happy again😘💕💕💕💕💖i promise to be loyal and honest with you Love you forever sweetheart,I have send them the photos they required from me to get the packages. So I will go and make the video now and I will send it to you later tonight because I have to charge up my phone as its getting low💕💕💖 Thank you sweetheart Mary: Thank you dearie
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Post by Birlic on Dec 24, 2020 9:00:12 GMT
Thursday
A good day always starts with a quality trophy... we are pleased to present you these BIP#2
08.46 - The little idiot complied and sent the requested pictures, this time taken somewhere outside.
- Sure, the one who helped him laughed at him, but Brendan probably said something like, "You'll see how rich I'll be when I get the package!"
09.28 - Claude to our moron:
Brendan: ===
We will move again the package only after Christmas.
Linoline and I we wish you Merry Christmas!
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Post by Linoline on Dec 24, 2020 13:05:46 GMT
yesterday 10pm Mary: What's taking so long again? Brendan: Ok Wait for some minutes Mary: I'm waiting for hours already Brendan: Sorry sweetheart💕💖sending now Mary: ok Brendan: I guess its the network here I'm sending it,it haven't showed yet Mary: hmm. I don't like this I still didn't get it. Why
Today Brendan: Good morning to you How is your day going today You are the angel of my life💕💕💖💖i do really miss you <christmas image> Happy merry Christmas in advance Mary: hi. You sent me that christmas image but not the video you promised why I'm waiting for days now
He is online more but just doesnt respond. He's hoping to get the gifts but get rid of that annoying lady
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Post by Birlic on Dec 24, 2020 17:42:44 GMT
Tomorrow night I will tell him that everything is fine and that the package has been released... he will arrive in Dakar after other 2 days.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 25, 2020 12:36:40 GMT
Friday
13.30 - Claude to Brendan... only good news. Probably the package will arrive in Dakar on Sunday or Monday ... if the idiot complies with Linoline's requests, then we will get closer to the final destination. If not, then Mary will order the package to be blocked again. LOL, poor moron!
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Post by Birlic on Dec 27, 2020 9:50:32 GMT
Sunday
00.56 - I moved his package to Dakar, so Brendan received an information from the parcel monitoring office.
3 minutes later, our scammer answers: ===
If Linoline got everything he set out to do, then we will quickly reach the "preparatory" phase of the Safari. If Brendan did not send all the requested materials, then of course Mary will be extremely upset and will order the package to be "frozen". ===
12.15 - Claude to Mary and Brendan:
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Post by Linoline on Dec 27, 2020 12:12:09 GMT
Brendan did jingle his bells during christmas, but not the way I asked him to, so that parcel will be stopped again soon ThursdayBrendan: Yes its NEC Necessary Mary: what? Brendan: I mean the network Mary: try again Brendan: Ok will Mary: alright i'm waiting Brendan: So bad nextwork second wanking video in the dark> Mary: What the hell is this? I should tell them to stop sending you the parcel because you can't even for once do what you promised Brendan: I'm trying to do it sweetheart The network in my area is bad so I'm still trying here Mary: did you place the phone against the wall so you can use both hands? Brendan: I did another good one which I'm about sending now sweetheart💖💖💕😍 Yes I did Mary: then just send it already instead of keeping me waiting every time this is not making me ahppy Brendan: Its ok I will Mary: ok then where have you been all day Brendan: I went to visist my brother at the hospital He is getting more better now I'm trying to make sure he is fine, Mary: oh ok thought he'd be home by now whats wrong with him Brendan: He sustains some injuries but he is getting more now He is at home already (yesterday) Mary: but you visited him at the hospital today Brendan: Yes I did,he came 5 hours ago Mary: but he came home yesterday Brendan: He was discharge out of the hospital yesterday Mary: So what are you doing now Brendan: You are the love of my life,forever you are in my heart.😍💕💕 Mary: discharged from the hospital yesterday but you visited him in the hospital today are you trying to fool me here or what? Brendan: <screenshot that the video is sending> You see? Mary: Yes I see Brendan: Network holding it,I'm trying to send it Its showing sending already here but you haven't received it yet Mary: no i didn't why are you giving me stupid stories about your brother? Brendan: Not stupid ok,I meant to say he is back home now You haven't answer me what are you doing you havent answered my Mary: why are you lying to me Brendan: I dont lie sweetheart I was confuse with the question you ask earlier I guess you are busy now,so tell me about your dad Mary: There was nothing confusing about my question Brendan: Sweetheart what is the time there,almost 12 00 pm now,soon we all we shout happy chrismasFridayLame christmas images and in between another wanking video that didn't meet the requirements SundayMary: good morning. Hope you had a nice christmas. I expected to see that video you promised by now, but still you failed to do what I requested. How hard can it possibly be?I really wonder why it's so hard... I was pretty explicit with my request. Maybe he just likes to wank on camera a lot and he does it on purpose.
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Post by Admin on Dec 27, 2020 15:53:30 GMT
Here's hoping Santa brings him some skin lotion or it may be a raw New Year.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 27, 2020 16:51:38 GMT
This little idiot can't be consistent even in the lies he tells within 10 minutes. Holy Lamb, what an moron! ... Brendan: I went to visist my brother at the hospital He is getting more better now ... He is at home already (yesterday) Mary: but you visited him at the hospital today Brendan: Yes I did,he came 5 hours ago Mary: but he came home yesterday Brendan: He was discharge out of the hospital yesterday ... Mary: discharged from the hospital yesterday but you visited him in the hospital today are you trying to fool me here or what? ... Brendan: Not stupid ok,I meant to say he is back home now ... Brendan: I dont lie sweetheart I was confuse with the question you ask earlier.
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Post by Linoline on Dec 27, 2020 21:08:05 GMT
Oh yes, a true idiot. This can work in our favor because he doesn't ask too many questions about the authenticity of the shipping company and doesn't ask for proof of the contents of the parcel. I hope he does understand that he needs to walk a few miles to get it soon.
Mary: <called him when he was offline> Brendan: I will baby What are you doing today💖😘 Mary: When? I swear I'm running out of patience These Christmas days were boring as fuck. Mom acts like I'm her best friend now and made me watch all the home alone and fucking beethoven movies with her So please tell me. What are the exact instructions I gave you for the video? tell me so i know you understand and will do it right before the end of the day tomorrow
He might be too dense to see that Mary put up an ultimatum, but he can't say I didn't warn him... Ok he can, and most likely will, but he'll get slapped more.
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Post by Birlic on Dec 28, 2020 10:20:09 GMT
Monday
10.35 - Looks like Brendan isn't cooperating enough, so Mary blocked the delivery. 11.02 - Claude, to Mary and Brendan. Ten minutes later, a new info comes to Brendan from the TSC "servers": ===
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Post by Linoline on Dec 28, 2020 13:58:46 GMT
Brendan needs to learn to communicate when I want him to and he needs to obey. How filthy and nauseating his videos are, he needs to do it the way I told him to because a whole bunch of scammers are eagerly waiting to see him wank and jizz doggystyle when this bait is over.
Brendan: You said I should demonstrate how I will fuck you doggy style,and use both hands to hold my dick Hello Mary: Hi I said a few more things I believe Brendan: What are you doing Sweetheart you tell the delivering officer to stop the packages you sent to me until you released them? <missed call> Remember you told me to be patient so I've been Patiently Waiting for the boss to arrive so I can able to get the new phone you sent me and made a better video for you and now you don't understand me you're trying to break my heart baby, why? Mary: No, I want you to do as you promised and I've been very patient with you Brendan: I told you my phone my phone network is very poor You have to understand your boyfriend, I'm a very cool kind and nice man💖😘 Once the network system is clear here I will send your video OK, I'm still trying here Besides I told you I will do even more better ones,once I get the new phone from you💖😘 Mary: Yes I know, but I expect you to send me that one, exactly like I told you or I won't let them even deliver the parcel anymore I'm tired of waiting you can send more when you have the new phone Brendan: Yes I know but try to understand me here😘listen Mary if you really love me as you said, then tell them to unblock the packages and send to the destination ok,otherwise I will know that you dont Show me love and stop breaking my heart💖i want to get the goods before the new year,just because of one video you are hurting me.have you forgot the rest have done for you? Mary: If you really love me you will do as you promised if you don't I know you don't love me Brendan: I did alots before now, check your phone how many have I done for you Mary: You didn't do them like you promised Brendan: But I tried You are my girlfriend you should understand me here ok I will just be patients my network is not good OK,I will as I said Mary: I know your network isn't good but the fact that your video's are not what you promised, not what I told you to, that's not the networks fault but yours put the phone up straight, standing position. Get on your knees and show how you will fuck me doggystyle while you hold my ass and spray your cum all over my ass. Make sure the light is good so I can see you. All of you all the time Is that so hard? Brendan: I will do the one you told me to do once I get better network ok? Are you ok with that Mary: sure, but you'll have to wait for the parcel until then Brendan: Please I'm begging you Mary: No. You have to do what you promised for once then I'll have them resume the delivery Brendan: Okay Just wait for today let me try again Mary: alright Brendan: So tell me what are you doing right now Mary: talking to you Brendan: Please sweetheart I'm at home I will try do the video for you again Mary: read the instructions and turn on the light. Do it outside in daylight if you have to Brendan: I can only do it in the bathroom Mary: ok, as long as you do it like i told you
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Post by Birlic on Dec 29, 2020 9:20:04 GMT
Tuesday
10.15 - Let's spice it up a little this wonderful morning. ... from the TSC servers, to our little imbecile:
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