These idiots have been passing my number around since Feb.

Say hello to Phillip Morris. Even though my alias is 91 and doesn’t drive I’m getting a brand new BMW. (Benin Mugu Works) Poor Philip is stuck in Texas until I can pay him a $65 gift card. After that he can fly to JFK even though I told him I’m in California. Later I’ll pester him about how he’s going to transport my new car. Here’s a few excerpts:

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