Just Send Cash, Sugar Mommy

It’s the internet’s favorite game show, Show Me The Fundzzz!

Hello, and welcome today’s lucky contest, Mary Jane! Mary Jane is (apparently) from California and likes sending money. I know, sounds too good to be true, right? Well my friends, it is! You see, Ms Jane asked if I had the latest apps for communication, like Signal, which I had on my phone for five minutes. They asked me if I had CashApp or PayPal, to which I said I had neither, and to please send cash instead. They demanded a $100 fee. I said “No problem. Just take it out of the money you want send.” I guess it just doesn’t work that way for some reason.

I think I could have found a better way to end this bait rather than throw out phrases I have gotten in the past, but I was about to turn on Uber and earn some real money. I’m still recovering from the surgery and I’m due back to work in two weeks. This was on Facebook but they still asked for a picture. Too lazy to check the profile but I’m not complaining.

Just Send Cash, Sugar Mommy: imgur.com/a/2lNTq3q