Post by Yastreb on Jan 10, 2024 2:55:01 GMT
It’s been exactly a year since I was first contacted by a guyman who made a very strange claim... by thinking that I’m someone well known to us all.
The scammer’s emails are date-stamped; his name has been changed. I’ve also changed another name. My comments are in bold.
10 January 2023
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
DMT Payment Office.
146 Alfred Rewane Road
Federal Capital Territory
Abuja - Nigeria.
Tel: +234 REDACTED
Change the password to your this your email account because some hackers have been sending email messages from this your email account claiming to be you so as to divert the sum of $10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which has been approved to be transferred to you for being a foreign fund beneficiary owed here.
Your fund has been here for years but these hackers in your email account are frustrating us from transferring your $10,500,000.00 to you because after concluding with the process of transferring your
$10,500,000.00 to you we will find out that you are not the one sending all the email messages to us as such we suspend the $10,500,000.00 transfer.
We want you to change the password to your email account so that you alone will have access to our email message communication to enable us start all over again with the process of successfully transferring your fund $10,500,000.00 to you as the real and authentic beneficiary.
Once you are successful in changing your password to your email account you are advised to fill correctly the DMT Payment Form.
Attached is the DMT Payment Form which you are to fill correctly and return same. Please make no mistake.
I repeat please change your password to your email account.
Call immediately you send your reply that contains the filled DMT Payment Form. Call on this telephone number +234 REDACTED
Best Regards,
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
So I called Mr Dumbo... and was gobsmacked to be called “Prithee Winehouse”. I don’t have a British accent, for one thing! And Mal isn't a sixty-four years man!
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/09-jan-2023-20-42?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/any-relation-to-amy-1
What surprised me is that the guyman didn't hang up when I called him an asshole and said "Well, fuck you then". That's usually the moment when a scammer explodes in fury. Not this one.
Mr Dumbo
I don't have a partner, and I resent the implication.
That said, who the hell is "Prithee Winehouse"?
Malcolm Reynolds
10 January
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
DMT Payment Office.
146 Alfred Rewane Road
Federal Capital Territory
Abuja - Nigeria.
Tel: +234 REDACTED
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I received your reply.
You have state the fact that Prithee Winehouse is not your partner. That means DMT will transfer your fund $10,500,000.00 to your bank account.
I advice you to fill the DMT Payment Form that was earlier sent to you and return the filled DMT Payment Form so as to enable DMT to officially commence with the transfer of your fund $10,500,000.00 to your bank account.
Best Regards,
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
Mr Dumbo
Hold up there a moment. I've got a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
Who is this "Prithee Winehouse"?
Why did you think I was Prithee Winehouse to start with?
Why did you then tell me that he was trying to claim that fund?
Why did you then think that he was my partner?
Finally...
Why do you want to know my next of kin?
Malcolm Reynolds
I called back twelve days later...
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/22-jan-2023-22-13?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/any-relation-to-amy-1
Mr Dumbo
You are obsessed with this Prithee Winehouse. He's your Great White Whale, that's for damned sure. He makes you behave like a major league asshole for no reason. I think you need help, and stat!
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr Dumbo
After our last conversation, it's dollars to donuts that you're seriously deranged, probably because of drugs. I'm not this Prithee Winehouse, and it doesn't matter what you think.
Malcolm Reynolds
Frustrating, isn’t it?
The scammer’s emails are date-stamped; his name has been changed. I’ve also changed another name. My comments are in bold.
10 January 2023
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
DMT Payment Office.
146 Alfred Rewane Road
Federal Capital Territory
Abuja - Nigeria.
Tel: +234 REDACTED
Change the password to your this your email account because some hackers have been sending email messages from this your email account claiming to be you so as to divert the sum of $10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which has been approved to be transferred to you for being a foreign fund beneficiary owed here.
Your fund has been here for years but these hackers in your email account are frustrating us from transferring your $10,500,000.00 to you because after concluding with the process of transferring your
$10,500,000.00 to you we will find out that you are not the one sending all the email messages to us as such we suspend the $10,500,000.00 transfer.
We want you to change the password to your email account so that you alone will have access to our email message communication to enable us start all over again with the process of successfully transferring your fund $10,500,000.00 to you as the real and authentic beneficiary.
Once you are successful in changing your password to your email account you are advised to fill correctly the DMT Payment Form.
Attached is the DMT Payment Form which you are to fill correctly and return same. Please make no mistake.
I repeat please change your password to your email account.
Call immediately you send your reply that contains the filled DMT Payment Form. Call on this telephone number +234 REDACTED
Best Regards,
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
So I called Mr Dumbo... and was gobsmacked to be called “Prithee Winehouse”. I don’t have a British accent, for one thing! And Mal isn't a sixty-four years man!
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/09-jan-2023-20-42?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/any-relation-to-amy-1
What surprised me is that the guyman didn't hang up when I called him an asshole and said "Well, fuck you then". That's usually the moment when a scammer explodes in fury. Not this one.
Mr Dumbo
I don't have a partner, and I resent the implication.
That said, who the hell is "Prithee Winehouse"?
Malcolm Reynolds
10 January
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
DMT Payment Office.
146 Alfred Rewane Road
Federal Capital Territory
Abuja - Nigeria.
Tel: +234 REDACTED
Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,
I received your reply.
You have state the fact that Prithee Winehouse is not your partner. That means DMT will transfer your fund $10,500,000.00 to your bank account.
I advice you to fill the DMT Payment Form that was earlier sent to you and return the filled DMT Payment Form so as to enable DMT to officially commence with the transfer of your fund $10,500,000.00 to your bank account.
Best Regards,
Mr. Anthony Dumbo.
Mr Dumbo
Hold up there a moment. I've got a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
Who is this "Prithee Winehouse"?
Why did you think I was Prithee Winehouse to start with?
Why did you then tell me that he was trying to claim that fund?
Why did you then think that he was my partner?
Finally...
Why do you want to know my next of kin?
Malcolm Reynolds
I called back twelve days later...
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/22-jan-2023-22-13?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/any-relation-to-amy-1
Mr Dumbo
You are obsessed with this Prithee Winehouse. He's your Great White Whale, that's for damned sure. He makes you behave like a major league asshole for no reason. I think you need help, and stat!
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr Dumbo
After our last conversation, it's dollars to donuts that you're seriously deranged, probably because of drugs. I'm not this Prithee Winehouse, and it doesn't matter what you think.
Malcolm Reynolds
Frustrating, isn’t it?
x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
