Internet Cafe Scammer desperate to scam

This fool sent me a friend request after "Cloning" the account of someone who works logistics for product my company provides for another company. I had him added (the real person) to help facilitate my job as liaison on that job site. When I was sent a friends request I became the 3rd "Friend". Days later this fool has reached only 6 friends, and half of those are other obvious scam accounts. This bait takes place over several days and is VERY light on the funny things I normally pull... mainly because they scammer has to be trying to scam me from an internet cafe. He will get on for a few minutes at random times of the day and then be offline for 8-12 hour periods after only being on for minutes at a time. As you will see in what has taken place thus far, this fool must be really desperate to try and scam someone cause one would think it'd be painfully obvious that I am messing with him. He legit believes that I already got the money from a BS fund he made up... 

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Eddie *EDIT*
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Sat 9:08 AM

Eddie
Hi how's everything going on with you I hope you're doing well?

Sat 10:23 AM

You sent
I am doing alright

Sun 7:36 AM

Eddie
doing pretty good,I saw your name on DHHS list,have you heard about them?

Sun 9:01 AM

You sent
Yes, I sent them my list of grievances about the Jeffery Epstein lifetime achievement award for Childcare development.

Eddie
It is DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICE they are helping a lot of people in the society both retired, workers, disables, and unemployment. I got $50,000 from them when I applied,and you don't have to pay it back do you know how to apply?

Sun 10:28 AM

You replied to Eddie
Yes, I do, but thanks for asking.

Sun 12:02 PM

Eddie
Have you get your winning

Eddie
Because I got my winning last week

Sun 2:00 PM

You replied to Eddie
I did get it, thanks though.

You sent
So how are you doing?

Mon 7:48 AM

Eddie
Am good

You sent
Good to hear

You sent
So who is your favorite author?

Mon 9:48 AM

Eddie
it is the (NATIONAL SCIENCE FOUNDATION)accepts proposals in the areas of engineering, science,medicine, they are Assisting the Old , Retired ,Workers, Co-workers,Self Employed Disabled, Deaf and Citizen, student, Hearing with Cash and Check, have you heard about them?

Mon 11:46 AM

You sent
Yes, they were the ones who like I said earlier got me my money

Mon 4:04 PM

Eddie
Have you get your money right

Mon 5:52 PM

You sent
I got mine

Mon 10:58 PM

Eddie
Okay

Eddie
Can I introduced another agent to you so you can collect your money right time

12:06 AM

You replied to Eddie
I already got my money goofy, I've told you several times I already got my money

12:45 AM

Eddie
Okay

Eddie
You can apply for this program again

1:07 AM

You sent
Why? how much money would I get this time?

6:38 AM

Eddie
It depend on the money you qualify for from their program, I benefit some of $50,000

9:42 AM

You sent
Ok I'll have him give you the money. I already got 5 times that from them already

NOTE: As you can see, he's only been online a handful of times in the past 48 hours and I am mostly spending time waiting for the next time he gets online to respond. He's rarely online which means he is very likely scamming from an internet cafe when he is able to afford to do so. He also is a funny one, considering he should be the authority that the fun he is talking about is a scam, yet seems to think I legit got my money from this fake fund. He seems pretty desperate to try and scam someone out of money... that or he's a VERY new rookie on how to pull of a scam.