"My Mother is my mother" Scammer turns into a polyglot

This is one of my recent favorite baits. This scammer started out with they typical "get to know you script". In my fashion I decided to get him to abandon his script and force him to write replies to me that he couldn't copy and paste. This went on for more days than I thought it would, this guy must of been desperate. This is PART 1 of a long bait of mine. This first part is mostly me wasting their time and getting to annoy him by talking about stuff instead of allowing him to get towards his scam. Part 2 will be in the future as it will be a time consuming effort as the rest of our conversations are in Dutch and I will have to translate both my messages and his into English. At the very end Yoruba does make an appearance too. 

********* PART 1 **********

Mark Bronson

Thu 1:39 PM

Mark
Hello *EDIT* 👋👋👋

Mark
How're you doing?

Thu 2:02 PM

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I am doing well

Mark
Nice to hear that

Mark
Nice meeting you

You sent
So who is your favorite author?

Mark
Mark harmon

Mark
And you

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He's an actor, I asked who is your favorite author

Mark
Okay

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You read any good books recently?

Mark
Yes

Mark
My favorite author is John Steinbeck

Mark
F. Scott Fitzgerald

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And you

Mark
Who is your favorite author

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The grapes of wrath any good?

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I haven't read it yet but heard it's pretty good

Mark
I haven't read it yet

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I mainly read Stephen King and Peter Straub

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Which of Steinbeck books have you read?

Mark
Pride and prejudice

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That's not Steinbeck though.

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That was written by Jane Austen

Mark
Yeah

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I read it last week

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Which of Steinbeck books have you read?

Mark
East of Eden

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Not too bad of a book

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And Cannery Row

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Have you seen the movie based upon the book yet?

Mark
No

Mark
So can I have a picture of you

You sent
You should. I think it's a pretty faithful adaptation

You replied to participant
Why when all we are doing is discussing books? That is why you messaged me, to talk about some of the greatest written works in recent history?

You sent
You sure got quiet LoL

Mark
No I was busy sorry for it

You sent
So what made you get into reading?

Mark
That when I'm lonely

Mark
Are you a male or female

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How many women do you know that have the name *EDIT*?

Mark
Only male friends

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Then why did you ask what gender I am?

Mark
Male

Mark
So are you married

Mark
?

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Why does all this matter?

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Do you often ask strangers what gender they are and martial status?


Mark
No I want us to be close friends

Mark
And know more about each other

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True but you do have to admit it is odd

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So what is your job?

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What do you attempt to do for a living

Mark
Like me I'm a widow I lost my wife in ishamic heart disease I have only one son of mine James my heart gold my only son

Mark
I'm an orthopedic surgeon doctor and you

Mark
What's your Job?

You replied to participant
Wth you rambling on about, I didn't ask any of this. I only asked your job

*I noticed the scammer tried to progress his scam by suddenly knowing how to write long sentences and bring up his wife and his son, which pretty sure was copy and pasted into the conversation to try and further his scam. I ignored it and forced him to continue talking to me about random BS instead of about his scam*

You replied to participant
How can you be a doctor and not understand simple questions asked of you?

You sent
What made you get into podiatry? Considering that endocrinology is rapidly diminishing the need for doctors in that field?

Mark
What are you doing for a living

Mark
Can't you answer simple questions

Mark
Mark Bronson
I answer all your questions but you don't answer mine

You replied to participant
Arborist

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There I told you what I did for a living so now...

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What made you get into podiatry considering the changes endocrinology?

You replied to participant
Still waiting for your promise

Thu 4:02 PM

Mark


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What are you doing at this moment

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I am an arborist

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What made you get into podiatry considering the changes endocrinology?

Thu 4:39 PM

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?

Thu 5:05 PM

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Odd

Mark
Mark Bronson
I made my choice

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You are in podiatry, you choose to pick that field considering the changes in the field

Thu 5:43 PM

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Why do you care

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Cause my cousin is also in podiatry, what hospital you resident of?

You sent
Since I answered your question, it is now my turn to ask you a question

You sent
What is your favorite sport?

Mark
Mark Bronson
St. Luke's emergency care

Someone replied to you
Jogging swimming

Mark
Mark Bronson
And you

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Baseball

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My turn.

You sent
What state is your medical license through?

Mark
Houston Texas

Mark
My turn.

Mark
What's the time over there

Mark
Mark Bronson
But look I'm just going to get retired month ending this November

Thu 8:18 PM

You sent
Which of those two you want an answer to?

Mark
Mark Bronson
What two

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You asked two questions
Someone replied to themself

Mark Bronson
This one

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8:27 of course

Someone replied to themself
Or This

Mark
Mark Bronson
Okay

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You on Eastern or central time zone?

Mark
Central

*KEEP THIS IN MIND for future posts about this bait, He will claim to be currently in the Neatherlands for several years... yet some how that European country is in the Central Time Zone. That and/or he forgot later on he already said where he was in this bait and to cover for his poor English suddenly made up being in a different country.*

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Daylight time

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Ok your turn

Mark
Okay

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Waiting

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What do you mean? You answered my question

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It's your turn to ask question

Mark
Okay

Mark
What type of phone do you use

Mark
Mark Bronson
?

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Android for home and iPhone for work

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My turn

You sent
What cell phone carrier do you have service through?

Mark
iPhone

Mark
My turn

Mark
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What is the name of your iPhone

You replied to participant
iPhone is a phone manufacturer, who is your cellphone carrier?

You sent
When you pay your phone bill each month, what company do you pay for cell phone services

Mark
I actually activate it online

Mark
Mark Bronson
Are you on Google chat

Mark
Mark Bronson
??

Mark
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A contact unsent a message

Mark
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My turn you didn't answer

Thu 10:10 PM

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No Google chat

You sent
My turn

You sent
What do you think tastes better? Pepto Bismol or Ajak liquid?

*I know it's pretty much obvious by now he has never touched foot in the USA... but figured I test him out. Both of these are NOT beverages and I spelled Ajax wrong. An American would of caught on to what I wrote and had some serious WTF questions... as one is a home cleaner*

Fri 2:57 AM

Mark
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Pepto Bismol

Mark
My turn

Mark
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Can you download it on play store app store

Fri 10:11 AM

You replied to participant
No thanks

You sent
my turn

You sent
If you could suggest one movie to watch, what movie would it be?

Mark
Maybe I don't actually know now

Mark
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My turn do you have a car

Fri 10:33 AM

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I do

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My turn

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What the name of your car

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What was the last movie you watched

Mark
Priscilia, Rustin, Persian

Mark
My turn

Mark
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What's the name of your car

You sent
I gave my car a rather personal name, I named her Sneewittchen

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mainly because of her white color and also because of my German Heritage.

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My turn

You sent
What year did you graduate High School?

Mark
1978

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And you

You sent
2001

You sent
my turn

You sent
What year did you pass your USMLE?

Mark
Mark Bronson
I have actually forget 🙄🙄🙄

You sent
You don't now when you started practicing medicine?

Mark
Yes I know but not too sure

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Do you want to know

Fri 11:33 AM

You sent
I do, you are an Orthopedics Doctor, I find it odd you don't know how long you been practicing medicine.

Mark
Mark Bronson
About 38 now

Fri 11:58 AM

Mark
But still thinking

Mark
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My turn

You sent
ok

Mark
Mark Bronson
Have you travel on a plane before

You sent
I have

You sent
my turn

You sent
Stephen King or Dean Koontz, which is the better author?

Mark
Mark Bronson
Where did you travel to

You sent
Not your turn yet.

You sent
Which is the better author? Stephen King or Dean Koontz?

Mark
Mark Bronson
There are surface difference

Someone replied to you
Mark Bronson
Dean Koontz?

You sent
ok, your turn

Fri 12:30 PM

Mark
What's your favorite color

Mark
Mark Bronson
What's the time over there now

You sent
green

You sent
Only one question per turn

You sent
What is your favorite planet?

Mark
Mars

Mark
My turn

Mark
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What the time over there now

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12:48

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My turn, if you could travel to any place in the world where would you go?

Mark
I would love to go 🙄 Germany and Norway

Mark
And you

Mark
Mark Bronson
Where would you love to go

You sent
I would probably go back to Houston Texas, it's been a couple of years since I have been there

You sent
My turn.

You sent
If a boy has two coins in his pocket that total 15 cents (together) and one of them is not a nickel. What is the denomination of the two coins?

Mark
One dime and one nico

Mark
Or one dime and _ half dime

Mark
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I'm I correct

You sent
Half dime?

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You aren't from the US I take it, nobody in the US calls them half dimes

Mark
I'm from the US but it's has been long time staying there I left us when I was 10yrs

Mark
I'm in the Netherland ever since

Mark
I graduated in Netherland

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Mark Bronson
But I'm surely taking a decision of coming to the USA this month ending of November

You sent
u wist niet dat u in Nederland woonde

*Translated "I did not know you lived in the Netherlands" in Google Translate Dutch. I was thinking this was going to be the end of this bait but it was NOT. He must of also used google translate because he replied also in Dutch. The remainder of our conversation was in Dutch. I will include that in a future post as it's time consuming to translate both of our comments. In THAT future update I will translate everything into English before posting it on here. Up to this point I had a bit of fun.*