Dr. Abdul rebrands himself as Rev. Jonas - SAFARI pg. 10
Aug 5, 2023 8:00:48 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Aug 5, 2023 8:00:48 GMT
A new little story with religious implications... as usual, the Holy Lamb patronizes everything.
The characters of the story are those listed below (the list will be updated, if necessary).
The scammer:
- Mr. Lloyd Chambers
- Dr. Abdul Malik
- Jonas - as future reverend of the Holy Church
- Felicia
Our characters:
- Leonida (Lenny) Zalle - an old british man... senile, confused, full of benevolence - Birlic
- Gerry - accountant of the Holy Church - Birlic
- sister Dave - the secretary of the Holy Church - Linoline
- Cliff - Customer Care Officer at TSC (the shipping company) - Birlic
- Akwode - Local Manager at TSC - Birlic
- Joojoo - driver / delivery man - Birlic
- Nancy - lawyer at TSC - Birlic
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- In June, my old character Leonida (Lenny) received a message from a scammer who signs as Mr. Lloyd Chambers:
Of course, Lenny doesn't understand anything and asks for explanations.
The new character of the story (Dr. Abdul) appears and he gives the details of the proposed business:
Lenny is confused and of course he thinks that Dr. Abdul is a doctor in human medicine... could Dr. Abdul offer some medical indications?
Of course, Dr. Abdul is also good at medical problems (not just finances), so poor Lenny gets the necessary advice:
and
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In July I went on my vacation, so Dr. Abdul was informed:
Dr. Abdul waited patiently for old Lenny to return from his pilgrimage... then he started asking for money, for his son's appendicitis surgery:
Of course, Lenny agreed to send money, but being senile, he understood that the required amount was 10 times higher (so, 1200 pounds) and thought that the money was for Dr. Abdul's wife's breast augmentation. The scammer didn't even blink:
I used the #MG method (thanks ScammingTheScammers ) and the idiot called the MoneyGram CallCenter on the following days:
- July 30 (one call) - 15 minutes
- July 31 (8 calls) - 1 hour and 15 minutes.
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Because this idiot really deserves our attention, Gerry intervened:
Obviously the scammer tried to deny the evidence...
Gerry is not naive:
Of course he continued to lie, but in the end the scammer wants to cooperate:
Gerry explains it all:
Dr. Abdul:
Gerry:
and:
The scammer he accepted and thus Dr. Abdul turned into Jonas, "the reverend-to-be":
Jonas to Gerry:
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... we are at one of those magical moments when the scammers have to contact Sister Dave
and start preparing for their "sacred" appointment as Reverend of the Holy Church of the Holy Lamb . I will be absent for the next 2 weeks, but Linoline has full powers and can choose to do whatever she wants with this scammer.
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Although Gerry told him that the old man was hospitalized (I needed to take Lenny out of the game, during my vacation), our dear scammer still filled out the 6 MG forms (necessary for Lenny to be able to withdraw the money from the MG system and make a bank transfer).
The characters of the story are those listed below (the list will be updated, if necessary).
The scammer:
- Mr. Lloyd Chambers
- Dr. Abdul Malik
- Jonas - as future reverend of the Holy Church
- Felicia
Our characters:
- Leonida (Lenny) Zalle - an old british man... senile, confused, full of benevolence - Birlic
- Gerry - accountant of the Holy Church - Birlic
- sister Dave - the secretary of the Holy Church - Linoline
- Cliff - Customer Care Officer at TSC (the shipping company) - Birlic
- Akwode - Local Manager at TSC - Birlic
- Joojoo - driver / delivery man - Birlic
- Nancy - lawyer at TSC - Birlic
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- In June, my old character Leonida (Lenny) received a message from a scammer who signs as Mr. Lloyd Chambers:
Dear Sir /Madam,
I have been mandated by The new President, Federal Republic Of Nigeria, Mr. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,to inform you that barring every circumstance your fund will be paid within the next 36 hours to a new beneficiary Mr. Anatoli Kutuzov, Of Ukraine,who submitted a Power Of Attorney purporting to have been authorized by your humble self to pay your fund of $25.5 Million US Dollars into his off-shore account in the Cayman Island.
This mail is therefore a notice and to ascertain if there's any iota of truth in Mr. Anatoli Kutuzov's claim.
Please, act fast if you have never authorized him to do so.
My kind Regards,
Mr.Lloyd Chambers,
Personal Assistant To The President,
On Foreign Payments,Federal Republic Of Nigeria.
NB: The said Anatoli Kutuzov, supplanted his banking coordinates to prove his point of being the new beneficiary to this fund.
I have been mandated by The new President, Federal Republic Of Nigeria, Mr. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,to inform you that barring every circumstance your fund will be paid within the next 36 hours to a new beneficiary Mr. Anatoli Kutuzov, Of Ukraine,who submitted a Power Of Attorney purporting to have been authorized by your humble self to pay your fund of $25.5 Million US Dollars into his off-shore account in the Cayman Island.
This mail is therefore a notice and to ascertain if there's any iota of truth in Mr. Anatoli Kutuzov's claim.
Please, act fast if you have never authorized him to do so.
My kind Regards,
Mr.Lloyd Chambers,
Personal Assistant To The President,
On Foreign Payments,Federal Republic Of Nigeria.
NB: The said Anatoli Kutuzov, supplanted his banking coordinates to prove his point of being the new beneficiary to this fund.
The new character of the story (Dr. Abdul) appears and he gives the details of the proposed business:
Thank you for your mail and it refers.I am glad to be communicating with a veteran who helped destroy Adolf Hitler. Sir, for the sake of clarity let me break my previous mail down: There's a huge sum of money maybe a friend/a distant relation of your left or an acquaintance of your left for you without your knowledge..an Inheritance.
Now, the Nigerian Government is about paying it to you.
What you have to do is to send your valid id and your bank account details where the fund will be wired into as soon as possible.
I may or may not have the time or privilege to discuss extensively with you so this is the nut shell of the story of my mail.
I hope you act as soon as you receive this second mail.
I wish you good health with you and your sister.
My regards,
Dr. Abdul
Now, the Nigerian Government is about paying it to you.
What you have to do is to send your valid id and your bank account details where the fund will be wired into as soon as possible.
I may or may not have the time or privilege to discuss extensively with you so this is the nut shell of the story of my mail.
I hope you act as soon as you receive this second mail.
I wish you good health with you and your sister.
My regards,
Dr. Abdul
Son, are you sure this is not a confusion or a mistake? I certainly do not have any kind of rich relatives and all my money is dedicated to the Holy Church where I have been active as a member since my youth. Tell me please, are you a Christian? Do you believe in God? I noticed in your signature that you are a doctor, please tell me what do you think the fact that I have been extremely constipated for the last few days could mean? Although I also eat plumes and yogurt daily, I no longer manage to evacuate feces daily and I have quite severe abdominal discomfort. What do you think I should do? Be blessed. Lenny
Your mail refers/ Yes, i am a Christian and there's no mix up or mistake in the financial largesse that has been bestowed to you maybe, through a long,lost friend or relative who worked here in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation [NNPC]. I am a Roman Catholic by faith and I believe in God Almighty.
Age is now a considerable factor in your life. Try to eat a lot of fruits like Oranges and grapefruit, contain less fructose, making them easier to tolerate and less likely to cause gas. Bananas are another low-fructose fruit that are fiber-rich and contain inulin, a substance that stimulates the growth of good bacteria in the gut.
Apples too will also help greatly.
NOTE THIS :
The digestive tract plays a vital role in your health, as it’s responsible for absorbing nutrients and eliminating waste.
Unfortunately, many people experience digestive problems like bloating, cramping, gas, abdominal pain, diarrhea, and constipation for various reasons.
Certain conditions, such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD), Crohn’s Disease, diverticulitis, and heartburn, can put you at risk for more severe digestive issues.
However, even a healthy person can experience digestive problems due to a lack of fiber or probiotic-rich foods.
Let me stop here so far.
Thank you and God bless,
Dr. Abdul
NB: With a hundred British Pounds STEAM CARD, i will offer you more health related advice on your health program without you getting out of your comfort zone.And with all my advice followed with religious efficiency you will be fit ,without much health related issues any more.
Age is now a considerable factor in your life. Try to eat a lot of fruits like Oranges and grapefruit, contain less fructose, making them easier to tolerate and less likely to cause gas. Bananas are another low-fructose fruit that are fiber-rich and contain inulin, a substance that stimulates the growth of good bacteria in the gut.
Apples too will also help greatly.
NOTE THIS :
The digestive tract plays a vital role in your health, as it’s responsible for absorbing nutrients and eliminating waste.
Unfortunately, many people experience digestive problems like bloating, cramping, gas, abdominal pain, diarrhea, and constipation for various reasons.
Certain conditions, such as Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD), Crohn’s Disease, diverticulitis, and heartburn, can put you at risk for more severe digestive issues.
However, even a healthy person can experience digestive problems due to a lack of fiber or probiotic-rich foods.
Let me stop here so far.
Thank you and God bless,
Dr. Abdul
NB: With a hundred British Pounds STEAM CARD, i will offer you more health related advice on your health program without you getting out of your comfort zone.And with all my advice followed with religious efficiency you will be fit ,without much health related issues any more.
Sir,
How are you today? I hope you have been able to defecate since the last time you complained that you were not able to make any bowel movement. In case you have further problems kindly apply Antacid, it will further help you excrete.
Thank you and may the Almighty God bless and protect you ,
Dr. Abdul
How are you today? I hope you have been able to defecate since the last time you complained that you were not able to make any bowel movement. In case you have further problems kindly apply Antacid, it will further help you excrete.
Thank you and may the Almighty God bless and protect you ,
Dr. Abdul
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In July I went on my vacation, so Dr. Abdul was informed:
Dear my son, thank you for your friendly message and let me tell you that all your advice was perfect. I am very well now and my bowels work like they did in my 20s! God bless you! Tomorrow morning I leave with my brothers of Faith on a short pilgrimage to the holy mountain of Athos, in Greece. For retreat and silent meditation, in the sacred shadow of the Great Lamb Jesus. I will come back shortly and ask you to resume the discussion regarding those financial funds. I have already spoken with the accountant of the church, brother Gerry, and he is ready to cooperate fully in the name of the Lord. Be blessed! I will be back to you, soon. Lenny
My dear dad,
Thanks for your kind mail and accompanying information that you and other faithfuls returned back from mountain Athos-Greece, to your places without any hitch. God, Almighty is great ans should be praised.
Dad, please, can you be of help now? My son is scheduled for an appendicitis surgery and we need to make a certain payment for it. Can i get a loan of 120 British Pounds from you? I have already sent to the hospital the equivalent sum of 500 British Pounds and the extra is needed for other contingencies . I will pay back as soon as i receive my pay check which might be sent to me on the 5-8th August, 2023.
Thank you in anticipation of your assistance.
Dr. Abdul
Thanks for your kind mail and accompanying information that you and other faithfuls returned back from mountain Athos-Greece, to your places without any hitch. God, Almighty is great ans should be praised.
Dad, please, can you be of help now? My son is scheduled for an appendicitis surgery and we need to make a certain payment for it. Can i get a loan of 120 British Pounds from you? I have already sent to the hospital the equivalent sum of 500 British Pounds and the extra is needed for other contingencies . I will pay back as soon as i receive my pay check which might be sent to me on the 5-8th August, 2023.
Thank you in anticipation of your assistance.
Dr. Abdul
Dearest Dad,
Thanks a lot and may God give you more good health in the name of Jesus !
Please, dad , kindly, do the money-Gram in the name of my able secretary who is trusted and reliable . His name is Kalo Odensi Jonas ,Lagos-Nigeria.You can use this test question and answer :
Question:Who is the greatest? Answer : God, Almighty.
Your prayers for my child will be answered i know already .
Thanking you up-front ,
Dr. Abdul
NB:Kindly, send me the remittance receipt of the Money-Gram, when you are done.
Thanks a lot and may God give you more good health in the name of Jesus !
Please, dad , kindly, do the money-Gram in the name of my able secretary who is trusted and reliable . His name is Kalo Odensi Jonas ,Lagos-Nigeria.You can use this test question and answer :
Question:Who is the greatest? Answer : God, Almighty.
Your prayers for my child will be answered i know already .
Thanking you up-front ,
Dr. Abdul
NB:Kindly, send me the remittance receipt of the Money-Gram, when you are done.
- July 30 (one call) - 15 minutes
- July 31 (8 calls) - 1 hour and 15 minutes.
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Because this idiot really deserves our attention, Gerry intervened:
Hello my friend. I'm brother Gerry, accountant of the church here in Aberdeen. You're an fucking african scammer and you tried to fool this old idiot Leonida (Lenny) Zale. Do not bother to deny because I already read all your messages to him and of course I immediately recognized your way of working. If you will speak well and if I see that you are a smart guy, then I will propose a strong business by which we can both enrich ourselves. This fucking senile old guy Lenny is friends with the old local parish priest and there is a lot of fucking money waiting to be taken by someone smart. But, if you are another fucking imbecile trying to say me some bullshit, I will ignore you. I saw that you already tried to get some fucking money from him, which makes me think that you don't understand what it is about. Lenny is my client and you will only get your hands on the money if you cooperate with me. Do not try to warn old Lenny because he is senile and understands nothing. I control all the church computers, so don't think about sending them unnecessary warnings. Okay? Be smart and we will make a lot of money together. Gerry
Hello Sir,
Good day to you my dear brother and peace be unto you.
To be honest and candid i am not trying to take any money away from Mr. Lenny, rather i am asking him for help and assistance , to save the life of my dear wife Marie, who is scheduled for surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from her breast and maybe, the surgery will result to one of her breasts being cut off. My brother, i swear in the name of the Almighty God, that i am not trying to con him, please, far from that my Christian brother i plead that you too help me.
My phone number is +234-8034******.
Help me my brother i am not a scammer .
Thank you and have a wonderful day.
Dr. Abdul
Good day to you my dear brother and peace be unto you.
To be honest and candid i am not trying to take any money away from Mr. Lenny, rather i am asking him for help and assistance , to save the life of my dear wife Marie, who is scheduled for surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from her breast and maybe, the surgery will result to one of her breasts being cut off. My brother, i swear in the name of the Almighty God, that i am not trying to con him, please, far from that my Christian brother i plead that you too help me.
My phone number is +234-8034******.
Help me my brother i am not a scammer .
Thank you and have a wonderful day.
Dr. Abdul
You fucking idiot, I already told you that I read all the fucking messages you sent to senile old Lenny. I saw that you started by proposing that he participate in a fucking scam with a huge inheritance. Later you claimed to be a doctor and offered him medical advice. Are you a stupid monkey, or you are a real business man? After that old idiot returned from his fucking pilgrimage, you told him that your son needed an appendicitis surgery and asked him for some money. Later, your fucking son disappeared and your wife appeared in the story with the hospital and the surgery. Your luck is that Lenny is completely senile and forgets the details. If you want to earn nice money, you will work together with me. I know these rich old men and I have the plan ready. But, if you still continue to claim that you are innocent, then I will look for another partner! OK? The church where Lenny is a member has a lot of fucking money waiting only to be taken by someone smart. If you're not the one, then I'll keep waiting for another scammer to show up trying to trick Lenny. I have patience until I find a partner with whom I can work effectively. Think carefully and come back to me only if you are determined to work with me. Don't try to warn old Lenny, because I have access to his fucking computer system and I can delete any unpleasant message. Be smart, my friend!
Dear Brother Gerry,
I thank you for your mails but please, there are words i would like you to expunge from my conversations with you and here are they: African Idiots, fucking scammers, old senile Lenny and fucking adolescent nonsense, these are just a few of them. Now, i would like to let you know that some time ago a Nigerian corrupt Politician having stolen much money from my country tried to make me accept sourcing for some one overseas, to help him hide his ill gotten funds and i got in touch with Mr. Lenny and having sent him the first proposal and i received his response i regretted my action due to his age. Along the line he said he noticed that i am a doctor, maybe cos of my academic title Dr, i told him that i am not but i have real, good medical knowledge [for your information my first son is a qualified general practitioner of Medicine and my two nieces are nurse and a gynecologist.An uncle of mine runs a Diagnostic center ], so he related an incident where he had stopped visiting the rest room and had no bowl movement and i proposed a therapy which is very simple and he adhered to my advise which paid off! He was very glad . Then it was time for him to go with other faithfuls to mount Athos-Greece, which he related to me and i wished him well. After a week or two i wrote him again envisaging that he was back from the pilgrimage to Greece and he replied saying yes, and relating his experience which i described as beyond the ordinary.
Now, my son fell ill and was diagnosed of having problems with his appendix, his operation just lasted for an hour and before then i had appealed to Lenny for assistance pledging to repay him. Almost at the same time my wife having a history of cancer fell ill and that's where we are now.
My brother, Lenny talked good about you and how you visit to assist him do house chores to you where he praised you to high heavens and i even said in my heart that you will be blessed but i was shocked to my marrows when you sent me a mail and started lambasting me , a person that you have never met before with uncouth words. Please, my brother i am an African and we have values here i can never pour invective on any man /woman that i am meeting or communicating for the first time. It is wrong. I believe that you work as an accountant in Lenny's Church and its cos they find you worthy that's the reason for employing you.
Now, coming to your proposals every body likes to be financially independent and i am no an exception. I will think about your proposals and get back to you.
PLEASE, LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS AND LET'S SEE WHAT THE WORLD HOLDS FOR US. I have visited and lived for about 3 years in the UK, in the early 90s, in my younger years and even my parents lived and got their Degrees right there in the UK.
Feel free to communicate any time with me but all i will ask for is peace, understanding and using the right words to address issues.
Let me stop here and i pray that the peace of the Lord will be with us all.Say me well to your family .
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
I thank you for your mails but please, there are words i would like you to expunge from my conversations with you and here are they: African Idiots, fucking scammers, old senile Lenny and fucking adolescent nonsense, these are just a few of them. Now, i would like to let you know that some time ago a Nigerian corrupt Politician having stolen much money from my country tried to make me accept sourcing for some one overseas, to help him hide his ill gotten funds and i got in touch with Mr. Lenny and having sent him the first proposal and i received his response i regretted my action due to his age. Along the line he said he noticed that i am a doctor, maybe cos of my academic title Dr, i told him that i am not but i have real, good medical knowledge [for your information my first son is a qualified general practitioner of Medicine and my two nieces are nurse and a gynecologist.An uncle of mine runs a Diagnostic center ], so he related an incident where he had stopped visiting the rest room and had no bowl movement and i proposed a therapy which is very simple and he adhered to my advise which paid off! He was very glad . Then it was time for him to go with other faithfuls to mount Athos-Greece, which he related to me and i wished him well. After a week or two i wrote him again envisaging that he was back from the pilgrimage to Greece and he replied saying yes, and relating his experience which i described as beyond the ordinary.
Now, my son fell ill and was diagnosed of having problems with his appendix, his operation just lasted for an hour and before then i had appealed to Lenny for assistance pledging to repay him. Almost at the same time my wife having a history of cancer fell ill and that's where we are now.
My brother, Lenny talked good about you and how you visit to assist him do house chores to you where he praised you to high heavens and i even said in my heart that you will be blessed but i was shocked to my marrows when you sent me a mail and started lambasting me , a person that you have never met before with uncouth words. Please, my brother i am an African and we have values here i can never pour invective on any man /woman that i am meeting or communicating for the first time. It is wrong. I believe that you work as an accountant in Lenny's Church and its cos they find you worthy that's the reason for employing you.
Now, coming to your proposals every body likes to be financially independent and i am no an exception. I will think about your proposals and get back to you.
PLEASE, LET'S BE GOOD FRIENDS AND LET'S SEE WHAT THE WORLD HOLDS FOR US. I have visited and lived for about 3 years in the UK, in the early 90s, in my younger years and even my parents lived and got their Degrees right there in the UK.
Feel free to communicate any time with me but all i will ask for is peace, understanding and using the right words to address issues.
Let me stop here and i pray that the peace of the Lord will be with us all.Say me well to your family .
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
Next week I will go on a short summer vacation and I would like to start everything before I leave. If you are smart and if you will listen to my advice, then probably in September we can start making the first payments.
1. Do you have a bank account where you can receive currency (american dollars, euros or british pounds)?
2. Is that bank account controlled 100% by you? Because all the payments will be made there and after that we will have to divide everything in half.
3. Do you have some friends with you (3-4 men) who want to earn some easy money?
My plan is simple and easy to implement, but first I need you to answer these 3 simple questions above.
1. Do you have a bank account where you can receive currency (american dollars, euros or british pounds)?
2. Is that bank account controlled 100% by you? Because all the payments will be made there and after that we will have to divide everything in half.
3. Do you have some friends with you (3-4 men) who want to earn some easy money?
My plan is simple and easy to implement, but first I need you to answer these 3 simple questions above.
Hello Gerry,
Hope this mail meets you well.
I am not used to the way you communicate but for convenient sake i will go along with your suggestions.
I have an account where i can receive US Dollars, Euros and GB Pounds and i have total and 100% control of the account.
I have friends here who lost their jobs due to the downsizing of jobs here in my country and they are university degree holders and have families to fend for so they would like to make money .
I would have replied to your mails on time but for a heavy rain and thunder storm which disrupted electric poles and connections around where i reside . I promise to reply to your mails on time since i have a mini lap top and i-pads i travel with or in my briefcase any time i am away from my home /office.
I hope i have satisfied you with my response.
My regards,
Dr. Abdul
Hope this mail meets you well.
I am not used to the way you communicate but for convenient sake i will go along with your suggestions.
I have an account where i can receive US Dollars, Euros and GB Pounds and i have total and 100% control of the account.
I have friends here who lost their jobs due to the downsizing of jobs here in my country and they are university degree holders and have families to fend for so they would like to make money .
I would have replied to your mails on time but for a heavy rain and thunder storm which disrupted electric poles and connections around where i reside . I promise to reply to your mails on time since i have a mini lap top and i-pads i travel with or in my briefcase any time i am away from my home /office.
I hope i have satisfied you with my response.
My regards,
Dr. Abdul
1) First of all, I need a name for you... to know who I'm talking to. Tell me your real name. I don't want you to show me your fucking ID because I know you're going to lie, but we still have to work together. So, how can I tell you by name?
2) Second, tell me where you really live, in what city and in what country? The idiots here in Aberdeen, at the Lenny's church, have several branches open in Africa and they want to expand. They need a local Reverend to finally appoint him as the Bishop of the other African parishes. If you really are an african man, you must claim to be a Christian man who believes in Jesus and who wants to help spread the Faith in Africa and who wants to establish a new parish. I will make sure they accept and convince them that you are the right person for their purposes. It's my job to do this.
- The budgets for such operations are huge and I take care of the payments. You will receive the money from the church through the payments I make. Then we will share everything fifty-fifty, but I need you to listen to my advice and show these idiots a lot of respect and obedience. They are old but very proud and insist a lot on their fucking stupid rules.
- I can assure my part of our understanding here in the UK by the payments. I need someone who is smart and secures the other side of the business, there in Africa on in other poor part of the world. You will need to send them some fucking religious traditional pictures, with you and "your fellow people". You will need those friends of you to help you with the pictures and you can say that they are the "parishioners" of your fucking fake parish. In addition to the church's construction budget (which is fucking huge and which I aim to steal together), the Reverend (meaning you) has a monthly salary and some expenses settled by the church.
Think about whether you can handle this and pretend you want to be their Reverend. I will explain you all. It's easy. A lot of mails and pictures, but nothing complicated. Easy money.
2) Second, tell me where you really live, in what city and in what country? The idiots here in Aberdeen, at the Lenny's church, have several branches open in Africa and they want to expand. They need a local Reverend to finally appoint him as the Bishop of the other African parishes. If you really are an african man, you must claim to be a Christian man who believes in Jesus and who wants to help spread the Faith in Africa and who wants to establish a new parish. I will make sure they accept and convince them that you are the right person for their purposes. It's my job to do this.
- The budgets for such operations are huge and I take care of the payments. You will receive the money from the church through the payments I make. Then we will share everything fifty-fifty, but I need you to listen to my advice and show these idiots a lot of respect and obedience. They are old but very proud and insist a lot on their fucking stupid rules.
- I can assure my part of our understanding here in the UK by the payments. I need someone who is smart and secures the other side of the business, there in Africa on in other poor part of the world. You will need to send them some fucking religious traditional pictures, with you and "your fellow people". You will need those friends of you to help you with the pictures and you can say that they are the "parishioners" of your fucking fake parish. In addition to the church's construction budget (which is fucking huge and which I aim to steal together), the Reverend (meaning you) has a monthly salary and some expenses settled by the church.
Think about whether you can handle this and pretend you want to be their Reverend. I will explain you all. It's easy. A lot of mails and pictures, but nothing complicated. Easy money.
Hello brother! Good news and sad news!
Crazy old Lenny fell on the street this morning and is now hospitalized with a fractured pelvis and various contusions. So, don't bother to write to him anymore, because we never know when he will come back home.
If you have decided to cooperate with me, then here is the plan:
- You will claim to be a good Christian Nigerian man with a huge Faith in God,
- You will claim that you are eager to spread the seeds of Faith in your village and you will ask for financial and moral help to become the Reverend of a new established parish.
- You will write a message in this regard, exactly as I told you and you will send it to the secretary of the Church (sister Dave - EMAIL). She is one of the most important members of the Church and is friends with the old Chancellor Eduard (their local chief).
- I will take care to convince sister Dave and father Eduard that you are a man who deserves their attention... so that sister Dave can talk to Chancellor Eduard and they will accept that you "open" a branch of the church in your city.
- You will need to sign some documents, send them some fucking religious pictures and do whatever it takes to become a member of the church and then to be appointed Local Reverend.
- Once you have been appointed Reverend, we will begin to make the necessary payments to the budget and pay your salaries (as Reverend's) and those of your "apostles." You will need some friends to help you, but you can give them some money after we start paying salaries. I am the person who is entitled to make all the payments for Church (as their accountant), so there will be no problem. All the money will end up in the bank account that you will have to indicate to me, and after that we will share it between us. My offer for you is 50-50, hope this deal is good for you. I take 50% of all the money, and you split the rest with your men there.
That's the plan, and if all goes well, then we can rely on an annual budget of $ 25-30,000 and monthly salaries of $ 600-1,200 (for you, as Reverend of the new Parish and for some of your friends - as your assistants). I will make the full payment of the budget and I will pay the salaries for 12 months (this is the usual procedure for them).
You understand? Is there anything you want to ask?
Crazy old Lenny fell on the street this morning and is now hospitalized with a fractured pelvis and various contusions. So, don't bother to write to him anymore, because we never know when he will come back home.
If you have decided to cooperate with me, then here is the plan:
- You will claim to be a good Christian Nigerian man with a huge Faith in God,
- You will claim that you are eager to spread the seeds of Faith in your village and you will ask for financial and moral help to become the Reverend of a new established parish.
- You will write a message in this regard, exactly as I told you and you will send it to the secretary of the Church (sister Dave - EMAIL). She is one of the most important members of the Church and is friends with the old Chancellor Eduard (their local chief).
- I will take care to convince sister Dave and father Eduard that you are a man who deserves their attention... so that sister Dave can talk to Chancellor Eduard and they will accept that you "open" a branch of the church in your city.
- You will need to sign some documents, send them some fucking religious pictures and do whatever it takes to become a member of the church and then to be appointed Local Reverend.
- Once you have been appointed Reverend, we will begin to make the necessary payments to the budget and pay your salaries (as Reverend's) and those of your "apostles." You will need some friends to help you, but you can give them some money after we start paying salaries. I am the person who is entitled to make all the payments for Church (as their accountant), so there will be no problem. All the money will end up in the bank account that you will have to indicate to me, and after that we will share it between us. My offer for you is 50-50, hope this deal is good for you. I take 50% of all the money, and you split the rest with your men there.
That's the plan, and if all goes well, then we can rely on an annual budget of $ 25-30,000 and monthly salaries of $ 600-1,200 (for you, as Reverend of the new Parish and for some of your friends - as your assistants). I will make the full payment of the budget and I will pay the salaries for 12 months (this is the usual procedure for them).
You understand? Is there anything you want to ask?
My brother,
Good day and may God bless you with your good gestures.I am elated that you have found me worthy for this cause and i will ever remain grateful all through my life . Things are very rough here in my country Nigeria, especially now that a new government has been ushered in and every body both young and old are trying to survive by every means..
My name is Jonas and please, i would like you to look at me in a purely Christian light although i am not a Saint but i promise to discharge what ever duties that you will assign to me in order to make this project a success. I reside in Nigeria, and presently i am in Lagos state .
Please, could you draft what ever letter you would love me to write to sister Dave, the Church Secretary so that she will not think that it is one of those scammers who are trying to hoodwink her into doing what she will not like to do. I would like you to be my guide in every step of this venture so that we can secure victory!
I will do everything on my own part to make sure everything goes well and even recruit some of my friends who will act as fellow parishioners and Church members so as to make this scheme work.
I will be honest with you in every of our dealings and since you are the one giving me this offer i will be loyal and do your bidding to the best of my knowledge .
Please, take good care of yourself and good night.
Thank you and God bless,
Dr. Abdul
Good day and may God bless you with your good gestures.I am elated that you have found me worthy for this cause and i will ever remain grateful all through my life . Things are very rough here in my country Nigeria, especially now that a new government has been ushered in and every body both young and old are trying to survive by every means..
My name is Jonas and please, i would like you to look at me in a purely Christian light although i am not a Saint but i promise to discharge what ever duties that you will assign to me in order to make this project a success. I reside in Nigeria, and presently i am in Lagos state .
Please, could you draft what ever letter you would love me to write to sister Dave, the Church Secretary so that she will not think that it is one of those scammers who are trying to hoodwink her into doing what she will not like to do. I would like you to be my guide in every step of this venture so that we can secure victory!
I will do everything on my own part to make sure everything goes well and even recruit some of my friends who will act as fellow parishioners and Church members so as to make this scheme work.
I will be honest with you in every of our dealings and since you are the one giving me this offer i will be loyal and do your bidding to the best of my knowledge .
Please, take good care of yourself and good night.
Thank you and God bless,
Dr. Abdul
Hello Brother Gerry,
I need to know the name of your Church and all that.
I hope that you can send me some of Church manuals / Pamphlets , so that i can study and use some of the doctrine to also convince them all the more.
Hoping to read from you soonest before you travel for your short summer holidays to the Caribbean.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
I need to know the name of your Church and all that.
I hope that you can send me some of Church manuals / Pamphlets , so that i can study and use some of the doctrine to also convince them all the more.
Hoping to read from you soonest before you travel for your short summer holidays to the Caribbean.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
... we are at one of those magical moments when the scammers have to contact Sister Dave
and start preparing for their "sacred" appointment as Reverend of the Holy Church of the Holy Lamb . I will be absent for the next 2 weeks, but Linoline has full powers and can choose to do whatever she wants with this scammer. ===
Although Gerry told him that the old man was hospitalized (I needed to take Lenny out of the game, during my vacation), our dear scammer still filled out the 6 MG forms (necessary for Lenny to be able to withdraw the money from the MG system and make a bank transfer).
Dear dad,
Here are the forms that you sent to me.
Send same to the Money-Gram authorities.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
Here are the forms that you sent to me.
Send same to the Money-Gram authorities.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul
x6 
x68 
x7 
x14 
x13 
x3 
x4 
... a lot of 
and many 
& 
x9, 
x2, 
, 
, 
, many 
