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Post by Yastreb on Apr 3, 2023 1:08:05 GMT
Some scammers are subtle. Other scammers are as subtle as a sledgehammer or a piano out of the tenth floor (pick whatever suits you).
Here's one from the second group.
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; his name has been changed. My comments are in bold.
This struck Mal's and Cammy's inboxes (well, one of hers) on the same day.
27 March 2023
Hello Dear,
I am aware of all the problems you have passed through in trying to pick your fund from the bank officials without success,right now I have been promoted as the new payment officer and as a result I possess executive powers to release your fund without delay or any upfront fees.But before I can do this,you must be willing to part with 50% of the whole fund worth USD 10.7 MILLION and you must follow the bank rules and regulations accordingly by visiting the bank payment center to sign the fund release order as the beneficiary before the bank can transfer the fund to your bank account, because the Bank insists that you must come in person to sign the fund release Order If this is OK by you,then respond via email with the needful information's.
I will need your valid international passport and Your Nearest Airport with your current contact details address,phone number Occupation for the transfer process and your flight ticket and hotel booking?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Email: REDACTED
Straight out of the blocks and he's intent on taking control.
But Mal can be direct as well.
Mr Kaiser
Let me get this straight; you won't levy any fees or charges. You'll just take half the money. Amirite?
Malcolm Reynolds
Cammy, OTOH, is puzzled.
Dear Fred
Who are you exactly?
Camille White
He doesn't answer either question. His answer to Cammy is identical save for beginning with "Dear Camille".
30 March
Dear Malcolm Reynolds
Thank you for your email responses.
The Bank you are to visit is Johannesburg South Africa. All the Bank needs is for you to come in person and sign off the funds release order on your behalf. As soon as this is done your funds will be released to you unconditionally without any delay or upfront payment. You will not pay any money until the funds hit your account and you have access to it.
I will need only your direct telephone number and an attached copy of your international valid passport for your flight booking alongside your hotel booking.
If you're willing to come to Johannesburg next week to sign the funds legalization documents then I will instruct the Bank protocol officer to book your flight ticket alongside your hotel reservation.The Bank you are coming to is the Reserve Bank Johannesburg.
Expect your valued response.
Regards, Fred
Mal displays cynicism.
Mr Kaiser
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that I accept your conditions. What happens if you don't get your share?
Malcolm Reynolds
Cammy is more informative.
Dear Fred
We havent had any problems with a bank cos were being paid by cheque, $1.52 million, and its coming to us b4 Anzac Day, paid over by the AFL rite to our hand (well, my hand), so no need to travel to Soth Africa and no need to give you any 750 K, TBSS 4 you dewd
Camille White
OK, it seems he's reading my replies at least.
30 March
Dear Malcolm Reynolds
Thanks for your email.
I must get my share of the money as soon as you've confirmed payment reflection on your said account.
I will rather share 60/40 so as not to be seen as a greedy man.
There's no time to waste so we can proceed.
Fred
Mr Kaiser
You are a greedy man. Don't try to deny reality.
Malcolm Reynolds
Nonetheless, he sends this message to Mal and Cammy, so he's sticking to his script.
1 April
Dear Mr. Malcolm Reynolds
NOTE: You are not making any Advance-payment Because I have made an Agreement with a bank Financier who will take care of your flight expenses with your returning ticket and hotel reservation will be paid by him. By the time you confirm the payment in your account you will pay back all the expenses at the process?
But you must follow the bank rules and regulations accordingly by visiting the bank payment center to sign the fund release order only before the bank can transfer the fund to your bank account., because the Bank insists that you must come in person to sign the relevant documents.
If you are really ready and serious I will need your valid international passport and Your Nearest Airport with your current contact details address,phone number full name Occupation.for the transfer process and for your flight ticket and hotel booking
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
At this point Mal and Cammy make their respective feelings known.
Dear Fred
What the acutal fuck dewd, were not going to Suth Africa, were getting paid here like I told you b4, the AFL is paying us not any fucking bank in Soth Africa, dont you get it, did you funk stupid school or somthing?
Camille White
Mr Kaiser
You're so keen to get me onto your territory and under your control... and knowing what I've heard about South Africa, you're planning that I wouldn't be seen again.
Ain't happening, Bubba-Louie.
Malcolm Reynolds
And he doesn't reply to Cammy, only to Mal.
3 April Dear Malcolm
The idea of coming to the Reserve Bank Of Johannesburg for the signing of the funds release order and your funds will be transferred to you without hitch nor delay. Johannesburg is very close, it is just a 6 hours flight and you can fly via KLM or Air France. The Bank will pay your flight ticket and hotel reservation throughout the period of your 2 days stay in Johannesburg.
Your food and drinks in the hotel is also paid by the back including your going and returning ticket. The money will be transferred and an atm card will be issued to you to enable you to operate the said money via ATM machine in any part of the world. Kindly, send me your attached copy of your international passport copy and your direct telephone number for easy communication.
Expect your valued response.
Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
I have zero reasons to believe you, or to trust you. You demand half the money, and expect me to do everything you say, put myself in your hands and at your mercy... and with zero proof that you can do anything at all.
Ain't happening, Bubba-Louie.
Malcolm Reynolds
How will that be taken?
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Post by Gualtiero Verdi on Apr 7, 2023 15:16:37 GMT
Is this guy trying to set up a reverse safari?
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 14, 2023 3:09:36 GMT
^^ Dunno. Normally there would be something about "if you can't come here, a lawyer in this country will handle your affairs" or similar.
With no reply, I poked the Lad on 8 April.
Mr Kaiser
So am I to believe that we have no business after all?
Malcolm Reynolds
12 April Why do you say so?
Mr Kaiser
Because you didn't respond to my email of April 3rd.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 29, 2023 5:29:57 GMT
The scammer's back, and eager to continue!
29 April (sent twice)
Dear Malcolm Raynolds
Thanks for your well noted email contents.
Sorry for the late reply because I traveled out of the country and today I have returned back home.
We can commence with the transaction next week if you have a chance to fly down Johannesburg South Africa for the signature of your funds release order. The Bank will pay your flight going and coming back alongside your hotel reservation.
Expect your valued response.
Regards.
Frederick Kaiser
If he can't be bothered to get Mal's name right... well, turnabout is fair play.
Mr Cougar
I will not be travelling to South Africa. I've already explained why.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on May 16, 2023 6:26:03 GMT
With no joy from Mal, the Lad gets back to Cammy with his opening script!
29 April
Hello Dear,
I am aware of all the problems you have passed through in trying to pick your fund from the bank officials without success,right now I have been promoted as the new payment officer and as a result I possess executive powers to release your fund without delay or any upfront fees.But before I can do this,you must be willing to part with 50% of the whole fund worth USD 10.7 MILLION and you must follow the bank rules and regulations accordingly by visiting the bank payment center to sign the fund release order as the beneficiary before the bank can transfer the fund to your bank account, because the Bank insists that you must come in person to sign the fund release Order If this is OK by you,then respond via email with the needful information's.
I will need your valid international passport and Your Nearest Airport with your current contact details address,phone number Occupation for the transfer process and your flight ticket and hotel booking?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Email: REDACTED
Dear Fred
Weve been thru this already dewd, why bring it all up again?
Camille White
13 May Dear Camille White,
Because you have not received your approval fund and I advise you not to allow it to enter a government pocket OR the bank will confiscate the account within the 30 official days from now on?
If you are really serious and ready I will need your valid international passport with your current contact details address,whatsapp number Occupation for the transfer process.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Cammy has some bad news...
Dear Fred
I told you b4 how we were getting paid b4 Anzac Day, and thats what hapened, we got paid, so its not getting put into the goverment pocket or confisticated by the bank, so you wont be getting my passport or anything else.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 3, 2023 10:19:22 GMT
Fred's back, under new management!
2 June Hello Dear,
I hope you are OK?
Please don't allow this approved fund on your name to be trashed in the bank OR confiscated by the government?
If you are really serious and ready I will need your valid international passport with your current contact details address,whatsapp number Occupation for the transfer process.
I look forward to hearing from you .
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Email: REDACTED
Dear Fred
I told you b4 how we were getting paid b4 Anzac Day, and thats what hapened, we got paid, so nothings being confisticated by the goverment or thrashed in the bank, so you dont need my passport or anything else.
Camille White
Emphasis is in the original.
3 June
Dear Camille White
Please read my message very well before you reply back?
NOTE: You are not making any Advance-payment. Agreement has been made with the bank Financier who will take care of your flight expenses with your returning ticket and hotel reservation will be paid by him. By the time you confirm the payment in your account you will pay back all the expenses at the process only?
But you must follow the bank rules and regulations accordingly by visiting the bank payment center to sign the fund release order before the bank can transfer the fund to your bank account., because the Bank insists that you must come in person to sign the fund release Order..
If you are really ready and serious I will need your valid international passport and Your Nearest Airport with your current contact details address, whatsapp number for the process and for your flight ticket and hotel booking,
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Cammy is, of course, baffled.
Dear Fred
Im confused lots, I dont know why youre talking about advance payments and flight expenses and hotel rooms and singing ordures and passsports and airprots and needle nardle noo, we got paid alredy dewd, like I said, oh and Gods blessing, ha ha, your Yahweh doesnt care about us and good thing too.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 3, 2023 23:44:12 GMT
Fred drops a brick. And it's a big one.
3 June Dear Camille White
To be honest with you Sir !
The only way you can not make any payment in advance is by visiting the bank payment center to sign all the vital documents called fund releases order?
But if you choose to contact the bank directly for online banking transfer You must pay bank transfer charges for the process.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Never call Cammy "sir"! It's on a par with "Never start a land war in Asia" and "Never try to match wits with a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"
Dear Fred
Ill be honest with you too mate, IM A WOMAN SO DONT CALL ME SIR!!!!! EVEN MY FATHER WASNT SO CRUEL HED CALL A BOY CAMILLE!!!!!
And serously dewd, we got paid already, by cheque too, so why do we have to singe any papers for an oneline trasnfer, just think about it for a moment!!!!!!!
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 5, 2023 6:14:56 GMT
I might have to upgrade to the clue sledgehammer soon.
4 June When you are really serious and ready I will need your valid international passport with your current contact details address,whatsapp number Occupation for the transfer process.
I look forward to hearing from you .
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Cammy's confused WhatsApp with Wechat.
Dead Fred
Why do you need my passport and contacts and address (I dont use Whatsapp or any Chinese apps and nether shuld you), what are you transfering???
Camille White
5 June For your flight ticket and hotel booking,
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fred
Hold on, if youre trasfering something why wuld we need a fight ticket and a hotel room, and to were?
Camille White
I'll save telling him again that Cammy and her BBFF got paid for another time.
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 26, 2023 11:03:21 GMT
He's back, under different management, but wrote only to Mal.
26 June Greetings Dear,
Longest time ! I have finally succeeded with a good arrangement for the release of your fund from the bank now!
We have to move forward in order to conclude this approved fund in your name before it gets confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Email: REDACTED
I ignored the different email address.
Mr Kaiser
I will not be travelling to South Africa! I've already explained why!
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 3, 2023 8:28:27 GMT
With Mal non-compliant, he's back to Cammy!
3 July Dear Camille White
Longest time !
Please contact the bank for the transfer process?
This business transaction need your steady communication?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Friedrich Kaiser
I could have asked how I could have contacted the bank, as he didn't provide an email address, but why make it easier?
Dead Fred
We dont have a trasnsacton, we got paud out like I said, you never get it, its like youre some kind of retread, serously, oh and Gods blessing, ha ha, your Yahweh doesnt care about us and good thing too, Im Asatruar, the Aesir bless me evrey day.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 3, 2023 23:01:54 GMT
What? I mean... aargh!
3 July Dear Camille White
When you are serious let me know?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Upgrading to clue pile driver! Enlarged text in the original.
Dead Fred
WE GOT PAID ALREDAY SO THAT MEANS YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANTHING FOR US SO WHY THE ACTURAL FUCK ARE YOU STILL SENDNG THESE STUPID FUCKING EMAILS? ?
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 31, 2023 8:51:15 GMT
He's back, under new management!
29 August Good morning Dear !
Please don't allow this $10.7 Million USD to enter the government pocket just like that? Because I believe that I can help you get this fund transfer to your bank account.
Contact me on private email only: REDACTED
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser,
Cammy replied to both addresses.
Mr Kaiser
I don't understand your message.
We're getting paid $1.52 million, not $10.7 million, and there's no reason for it to go into the government pocket.
You'd better explain yourself.
Regards
Camille White
The private email didn't work.
Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message to the following address.
<REDACTED>:
550: 5.2.1 The email account that you tried to reach is disabled. Learn more at
5.2.1 support.google.com/mail/?p=DisabledUser sk12-20020a05620a3a4c00b00767d94f38f8si5476911qkn.475 - gsmtp
Kaiser tries to keep things on script.
29 August
Dear Camille White,
I think you are right because that is what you are told from the first time.
But the real total amount is $10.7 Million USD and if you are really serious I can help you to contact the direct bank for your confirmation and verification from the bank.
I am a retired bank. I am 100% sure of what I am telling you. OK, What you need to understand is to contact the bank in question to confirm the real total.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
You bet your ass I'm right! $1.52 million is what's on the contract, and it's always been $1.52 million. I'm an actively employed photomodel, and I'm 100% sure of what I'm telling you.
Camille White
Your move, buddy!
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 16, 2023 9:39:45 GMT
For some reason his reply was written in different sizes.
31 August
Dear Camille White,
Ok, no problem !
Let us proceed when the total money is transferred to your bank account you take the $1.52 million?
And the rest transferred to me?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Cammy gives her candid opinion, with bonus mangled proverb!
Mr Kaiser
You're a greedy little shitbird, ain't you?
And sorry to be bursting your parade, dewd, but the AFL is paying us by cheque, so there'll be nothing for you.
Too bad so sad ay!
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 1, 2023 8:56:21 GMT
The original Friedrich Kaiser is back for more punishment! He sends the same email to Mal and Cammy.
1 October Good morning Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,
Longest time Please Kindly confirm to me if you will be able to fly down to Laos for the signature of your funds release order.
The bank will pay your flight ticket going and returning back to your country alongside your hotel reservations over there.
As soon as you visit Laos and sign the documents, the Bank will transfer your funds immediately without any charges from you.
Kindly let me know if you can make this trip in the coming week of October?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Friedrich Kaiser,
Cammy replied first.
Dead Fred
YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID OR JUST PLANEFUCKING GREDY, DUNNO WICH, BUT WE GOT PAID ALREDY AND YOU DONT GET 50% SO GO SUCK ON A CACTUS!!!!!!!
Camille White
Mal replied later that day.
Mr Kaiser
What happened with South Africa?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Oct 25, 2023 12:36:41 GMT
Nothing became of the last exchange, but a bit over a fortnight later a different scammer tried the same opening script on Cammy.
18 October Good Day Dear,
What really happened?
I have sent a transfer notification message to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
I chose to have Cammy reply as if to the original Lad.
Dead Fred
WHY ARE YOU STILL BOTHRTING ME WITHALL THIS SHITFUCKRY ABOUT TRANSSFERS WHEN WE GOT PAID ALREDY!!!!!!!!!!!111
Seriously dewd, why?
Camille White
19 October Good Morning Dear,
What really happened?
I have sent a message to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
Do you want this approved fund in your name to get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dead Fred
I wrote back to you just TODAY! DO KEEP UP SKIPPY!!!!!!!!!!
Camille White
19 October Good Morning Dear Camille White,
Do you want this approved fund in your name to get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fried
We got paid; $1.52 million as per contract, so there's nothing to get confisticated or enter the government account.
Just how stupid are you?
Camille White
Is he wondering what he did so wrong?
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Post by Yastreb on Dec 25, 2023 7:24:31 GMT
The original Friedrich Kaiser is back for the Festive Season!
24 December Good Evening Dear,
I hope you are alright?
I have sent several messages to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
Please don't let this approved fund of $10.7 Million USD in your name get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
E-mail: REDACTED
Cammy dismissed him as usual.
Dear Fried
There's no reason for you to hear from me. You see, we got paid; $1.52 million as per contract, so there's nothing to get confisticated or enter the government account. I don't want to have to tell you that again.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Mar 9, 2024 23:37:30 GMT
Yet another iteration of Friedrich Kaiser shows up in Cammy's inbox!
9 March Good Morning Dear,
I hope you are alright?
I have sent several messages to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
Please don't let this approved fund of $10.7 Million USD in your name get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
E-mail: REDACTED
I send a slightly reworded version of Cammy's last reply (emphasis in original).
Dear Fried
Nothing's going on that's any of your business. We got paid our $1.52 million as per contract, so there's nothing to get confisticated by the bank or enter the government account. Helvete, we even got asked to accept another AFL contract (not as big tho), so life is totally good! Bet you wish you could be as lucky as me and my BFFs!
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 4, 2024 10:26:54 GMT
Catching up with events... Cammy's part in the bait ended with this exchange.
28 March Good Morning Dear,
I hope you are alright?
I have sent several messages to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
Please don't let this approved fund of $10.7 Million USD in your name get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
E-mail: REDACTED
Dear Fried
Nothing's going on that's any of your business. We got paid our $1.52 million as per contract, so there's nothing to get confisticated by the bank or enter the government account. Helvete, we even got asked to accept another AFL contract (not as big tho), so life is totally good! Bet you wish you could be as lucky as me and my BFFs!
Camille White
Back to Mal, who received the original script from Kaiser Mk (I have no idea) just after New Year's Day.
4 January 2024 Good Day Dear,
I hope you are alright?
I have sent several messages to you over and over and I have not heard from you for a long time now please what is going on?
Please don't let this approved fund of $10.7 Million USD in your name get confiscated by the bank OR enter a government account?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
E-mail: REDACTED
Different scammer, but same bait, so...
Mr Kaiser I will not be travelling to South Africa. I've already explained why.
Malcolm Reynolds
Kaiser rolls with the punches.
5 January Good Morning Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,, ,
OK, Noted!?
Your full contact details with your International passport for the transfer process because the bank can not process such a Big amount of transfer without the beneficiary valid international passport,address phone number and occupation.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
So when are you planning to take your half? Before or after the transfer?
Malcolm Reynolds
6 January Good Day Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,, ,
Immediately after you confirmed the fund in your bank account.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
How much will I have to pay for the privilege?
Malcolm Reynolds
That seems to have rattled him a bit, for he goes dark for over a week.
16 January Good Morning Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,, ,
Is not must that you will pay but I will advise you to contact the bank now is only the bank will decide if you will pay OR nor pay.
Because I have made a good arrangement for you to receive this fund through the online banking system that will enable you to have access to the total fund But you must follow my instructions and direction for achieving the progress..
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaser
I don't do online banking. Too many harkers and fraudstars.
Malcolm Reynolds
17 January Good Morning Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,, ,
OK, Get yourself ready to visit the bank in person.
I am making the arrangement for your benefit.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Is this the third or fourth time I've sent this? Either way, if this was a chess game, it would be a draw.
Mr Kaiser
I will not be travelling to South Africa. I've already explained why.
Malcolm Reynolds
What, is his ardour waning?
18 January Good Evening Mr. Malcolm Reynolds,, ,
I have tried so much for you and you don;t care to help yourself.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
I didn't want to help you, and that's the truth.
Malcolm Reynolds
And that knocked him out of the fight.
But then one of the earlier iterations came back without warning, but with a claim that didn't hold water.
3 July Good Morning Mr.Malcolm Reynolds, ,
You have 10,7 million USD left behind in the bank and you said that you don't have money to process the transfer accordingly.??
Anyway when you are seriously ready I will give you help because I have an interest to help you out.??
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
"you said that you don't have money to process the transfer accordingly" - no, I never said that.
Malcolm Reynolds
3 July Good Evening Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,
OK, Good, there is no problem with that.
But just follow my instructions and direction within 2 weeks this fund must get transferred to your bank account.
I will advise you to contact the bank directly and request an online banking system that will enable you to have complete access to the total fund?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
He never gave me a contact for the bank, did he?
4 July
Good Morning Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,
Not for the good banks? I think is the best way for you to get this fund transferred tou OR Will you like to visit the bank in person ?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
I toss in a My Fair Lady reference (sort of).
Mr Kaiser
And where's this sodden bank?
Malcolm Reynolds
Any bets on where the bank is?
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 20, 2024 3:18:11 GMT
Freddy replied the same day.
4 July Good Day Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,
United States ?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
Do you actually know where it is?
Malcolm Reynolds
Nothing since then... instead he returned to Cammy.
14 July Good Day Dear Camille White,
I hope you are OK ?
Why have I never heard from you by now?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fried
I'm fine, and my BBFF and BGFFs are all fine too.
I didn't have any reason to write to you.
Camille White
And we're back to where we started!
15 July Good Day Dear Camille White,
You have to do something fast and contact the bank because this fund is already approved in your name?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fried
What fund?
Camille White
16 July Good Day Dear Camille White,
When you are ready and serious let me know?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fried
Ready and serious for what?
Camille White
Wait, what's this? Is Fred changing his plans?
17 July Your inheritance fund.
Dear Fried
O RLY? Who died?
Camille White
Often a scammer will deny that anyone died, but not Freddy.
18 July Your late relative Eng;Joanna White,
I'm not going to reward him for being even marginally inventive, though.
Dear Fried
I never had a relative named Eng Joanna White.
Camille White
The new plan is revealed (emphasis in original).
18 July Good Morning Dear Camille White,
Yes you are right?
That is the reason i contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money and property left behind by my late client Eng ;Joanna White, a national of your country, who used to work with the chevron- development company here in United Kingdom, before the bank get's the account confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank which might lead them to transfer the funds to the government coffers and the most important thing is that you also have the same last name with him.
I look forward to hearing from you .
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Cammy isn't convinced.
Dear Fried
You told I had to act fast when you hadn't told me what I needed to do, so i asked what you're talking about, then you got snarky and told me to let you know when I'm ready and serious, I ask what for, you say it's my inheritance, I ask who died, you tell me it's some dead dewd I never heard of, and now it's some doggy deal about claiming money that belonged to someone with the same last name but who isn't my relative, because if we don't steal the money someone else will, amirite?
Camille White
18 July I think I have explained everything to you.
If you are ready we move ahead and claim the total fund.
Cammy didn't reply at once because it was now Freyja-Day.
Dear Fried
This would be illegal, amirite?
Camille White
Freddy sent an odd reply. Maybe the "amirite" confused him.
Good Morning Dear Camille White,
Yes , because everything must go under legitimate arrangement?
The most important thing is to let the bank acknowledge the letter of the application you fill and submit to the bank as the rightful beneficiary.
I look forward to hearing from you .
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Dear Fried
I said it was illegal. You said yes.
So what's with that shitfuckery about legitimate arrangement?
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 23, 2024 0:52:48 GMT
Freddy attempts damage control.
20 July Sorry I misunderstood your message..
Is not illegal, because the bank asked me to present the rightful beneficiary who has the same last name as him.
Dear Fried
Huh? Why would the bank give a shit where the money goes?
Camille White
Freddy didn't have an answer to that.
Tuesday comes around, and Freddy sends an odd message. I've timestamped his emails.
23 July, 0939 AEST
Can you get back to me now? I have been waiting for your email for so long.
I'd been listening to Bluelady, and one of her tactics came to mind.
Dear Fried
I answered your last email. Why are you scared?
Camille White
1014 scared of what?
Dear Fried
Why are you asking me? You know what's scaring you.
Camille White
1022 If you are not serious with this inheritance fund, please go to the bed and sleep, is already midnight here in united kingdom
Dear Fried
Sounds more like you're panicking! And it's 1043 here, and I got up just two hours ago. Don't you know about timezones?
Camille White
Knowing Freddy, I think he'll be back.
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 25, 2024 3:53:07 GMT
Suddenly Freddy shows up in Mal's inbox.
24 July Good Morning Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,,
The problem I have with you is your poor communication only?
Because I believe I can trust this fund in your position once the bank transfers to your bank account?
You have not got back to me about my last email?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mal's reply is testy (emphasis in original).
Mr Kaiser
I'm waiting for your reply to my email.
Just how stupid are you?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 25, 2024 23:58:28 GMT
Freddy came back uncommonly quickly!
24 July Why all these insults ?
I couldn't resist the temptation...
Mr Kaiser
I only insulted you once. Don't be such a snowflake.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Jul 26, 2024 7:34:12 GMT
If you are really serious and ready I will need your valid international passport with your current contact details address,whatsapp number Occupation for the transfer process. Ah yes, Whatsapp, the messenger of choice for any legitimate bank dealing with big, international transfers! Now, send a photo of your passport on snapchat, and dont forget to add as many colorful filters as possible! |
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 27, 2024 1:15:08 GMT
Poor Freddy is getting grief from both of my personae; lucky stiff!
First, Captain Mal.
26 July Good Morning Mr.Malcolm Reynolds,,
Please stop it because I hate insults in my life? And I can never insult you in my life.
If you really have interest in this great opportunity please stop it?
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
Mr Kaiser
Let's examine my "insults".
"Just how stupid are you?" I was reacting to your message that ended with "You have not got back to me about my last email?" I had answered your last email. You hadn't answered me.
"Don't be such a snowflake." I was reacting to your message about my "insults". It seemed you were overreacting. Make that "are overreacting".
Just be glad I didn't use the language I would use in the Corps.
Malcolm Reynolds
Meanwhile, Cammy...
24 July Good Morning Dear Camille White,
Let's move ahead so you can open communication directly with the bank and ask them to open an online account in their bank for you so that you will be able to access the total funds on your name. This is my suggestion.
27 July A candle does not lose anything by lighting another candle.
I answered both this morning, in different ways.
Dear Freid
"Let's move ahead"? No, you want me to move ahead. You're still scared, I can tell!
Besides, I don't do online banking. Too many harkers and fraud stars.
Camille White
Let's see how he reacts to profanity from a woman.
Dear Fried
What in Freyja's name is that shitfuckery supposed to mean?
Camille White |
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 5, 2024 12:53:38 GMT
Freddy isn't bothered by Cammy's bad language, it seems. He has other issues.
5 August Good Day Dear Camille White,, ,
Please Can you tell me exactly what your problem is?? So we can move forward. I have paid everything I was asked to pay in the bank on your behalf.
May God's blessing remain with you.
Mr.Friedrich Kaiser
So Cammy switches from profanity to... honesty!
Dear Freud
You're the problem. That sorta sums it up.
Camille White
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 5, 2024 0:14:39 GMT
Update; Friedrich Kaiser's emails are landing in spam now, all bcc'd. He's done now. Still, it was fun while it lasted.
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x 4 (Lagos to Abuja, Nigeria to Ghana, Nigeria to Benin, Ghana to Benin) 
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