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Post by Yastreb on Mar 30, 2023 1:58:27 GMT
Sometimes scammers can't express themselves coherently, and what they write defies all logic.
The scammer's emails are date-stamped; his name has been changed. My comments are in bold.
New season, new orphan, and he's keen to get things moving!
9 March 2023 This is Emmanuel Green. from South Sudan, i have the of sum of 18.3 million US dollar which is presently in in care of the delivery diplomat. As i am writing you now, i need you to help me stand as my beneficiary so that the funds can claimed from the diplomat and take it to your country for good investment.
All i need you to do now is to contact the diplomat in for you to meet with him in
I wait to hear from you so that i can send you the details of the diplomat in order for you to contact him.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thanks and God Bless you.
Attn: Emmanuel Green
Did you mean for me to get that? I'm surprised by your message.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
Then again, maybe he isn't so keen after all, because it takes a fortnight for him to respond.
24 March All you need to do is just for you to contact the bank
Um... what?
Mr Green
You said contact the diplomat; now you're saying to contact a bank. Sorry, what do you want to be done?
Malcolm Reynolds
25 March Oh sorry is a mistake contact the diploma okay
Not sure what a diploma could do, but never mind that.
Mr Green
Let's hold on there just a moment. You're being too hasty, and you get nowhere in life if you're too hasty.
How come you have $18.3 million? Why would you want me to have it? What exactly do you mean by "stand[ing] as your beneficiary"?
Malcolm Reynolds
This scammer isn't one for paying attention to detail. Mal will explain.
26 March Good day sir
How are you doing today? Hope you're doing well
Sir the meaning of beneficiary is life insurance policy , someone whom I can trust
As I told you before that my box is already in Malaysia I just want you to go stand ,get things done and received the consignment on behalf of me Thanks for understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
You answered only one question, and not well. Why do you need a life insurance policy in the first place? And again, how is it you have $18.3 million, apparently in cash? And above all, how do you know that you can trust me?
Final note; you never told me where that diplomat is before now.
Malcolm Reynolds
The scammer answers... and drops a colossal clanger that Mal will readily focus on.
27 March (sent twice)
Good day sir
Thank you for your response
Sir the diploma is in Malaysia
Secondly my late father was a business man who has a mining company ,oil and gas with other little businesses too
The reason I want to put my trust in you is because my father already told me not work with any body from Africa ,he has once work with blacks but they betrayed him this is the reason why he told me not to..
Thanks for your understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
You wrote, "my father already told me not work with any body from Africa ,he has once work with blacks but they betrayed him".
Your father is from South Sudan, a Black African country, but he doesn't trust Blacks.
Seriously, dude?
Malcolm Reynolds
28 March Good day sir
Thank you for email me I received
Yes sir that's the truth he was once betrayed and never want to do anything with them again
Please contact the diploma
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
Your father, a Black man, told you not to trust Blacks.
Do you, a Black man, not trust Blacks?
Malcolm Reynolds
This is where things veered off course into Bafflement County.
29 March Yes the reason that I work with the black and the Bee trading that's what leading to a date and you won't be very careful that I should ever work with black people call their betrayal which I told you before if you want to help me please let me know
Mal remains calm...
Mr Green
You wrote: "Yes the reason that I work with the black and the Bee trading that's what leading to a date and you won't be very careful that I should ever work with black people call their betrayal" - please render that in English that I can understand, because it makes no sense to me.
Malcolm Reynolds
29 March Good day sir
Thank you for your response I received
Sir my father already make the decision down before his last breath in south Sudan , that we not do anything with any black Sudanese because he was betrayed (poison) which lead to his death , that's why I decide to work with foreigner whom can help to invest the money in profitable way also a trustable one.
Thanks for understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
OK, that was better written, but had the same problem.
Mr Green
Sudanese people are Black. If you're saying you can't trust Black Sudanese, then you can't trust yourself.
Are you saying you can't trust Black people because you think I'm racist? I want an honest answer.
Malcolm Reynolds
And then...
30 March Sir please understand me I'm not speaking of black general Lee I was picking up black in South Sudan lizard people I thought Rose bouquet
The Hell?!?!
Mr Green
You wrote, "I was picking up black in South Sudan lizard people I thought Rose bouquet" - sorry, what? Lizard people? Rose bouquet? The world wonders!
Malcolm Reynolds
I await his answer... and I hope I can understand it!
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Post by Linoline on Mar 31, 2023 10:11:18 GMT
What did he smoke? Looks like it's the good stuff
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 2, 2023 9:41:55 GMT
With no answer forthcoming, I send a reminder on 1 April.
Mr Green
Are you OK? I'm waiting for that explanation.
Malcolm Reynolds
And I get a reply. That's an odd signature block!
2 April Good morning sir happy Sunday
Yes I'm okay I told you what happened to me in my family we decide will make investment with nobody here in South Sudan because they betrayed my late father okay if they have any other black she fall in patna no from South Sudan no problem
Thank you
disregard Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I think you've been hacked. That's the only feasible explanation for the content of your messages. You should get a new email account before anything else.
Malcolm Reynolds
Actually the more feasible explanation is that the Lad's a big fool, but I'm not going to tell him that!
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 3, 2023 2:36:30 GMT
While we await Emmanuel's reply, let's take a gander at a Lad who hit my inbox today, because his style is... erratic, and somehow familiar!
I've marked some parts in red because... you'll see.
4 April 2023, 0129 AEST
[Blank email]
3 April, 0129 AEST
_HELLO ATTENTION DEAR FUND OWNER......
This is REDACTED the director of IRS I'm here to inform you that We are the IRS Internal Revenue Service that have been stopping the agent delivery your fund and we have seized some funds and other things like BMW Car , ATM Card and to keep all your transfer on pending which is coming to you because they fail to pay us the required fee which is only $1000 so that they can be able to pass with the package without any problem still they went home and lied to you that they have paid the security fee , I'm contacting you now because I will be coming to deliver all the packages ,BMW Car ,ATM card to you since those agent are all lying to you and looking for a way to collect money from you
We have seized (6) six of your funds, (2) two BMW Car, (4) four ATM Card and keep (6) six of your transfer on pending
So directly pay us the $1000 dollars so that we can approve the delivery for all the packages and the transfer to be released okay
we are also working with the IMF ,CIA and the FBI to keep all your Transaction safe
We are Waiting to hear back from you Asap
Best regards
Director of IRS
REDACTED
3 April, 0130 AEST
[No text, just pictures of cars, money, a box, and an ID card copied from C-Span complete with logo and timestamp!]
3 April, 0255 AEST Hello sir are you there
No, because I was asleep!
REDACTED
You wrote about "We have seized (6) six of your funds, (2) two BMW Car, (4) four ATM Card and keep (6) six of your transfer on pending" - I'm not expecting two BMWs, or four ATM cards, and BOMK no transfers have ever been blocked. You also wrote about "stopping the agent delivery your fund" and "those agent are all lying to you and looking for a way to collect money from you" - sorry, what are you talking about?
Malcolm Reynolds
3 April, 1034 AEST (four minutes after my message) What I’m talking about is that you are among the lucky one that was choosing a custody day before yesterday that’s going to receive the sum of 50 million and also a BMW car because we will get some report in Argos study on you are being scammed a lot and I’ve been a bad manager so much Robert wanted to contribute the sum of 50 million to give to you and also buy a BMW car for you so I need to confirm your home address now and you’re feeling information because I need to sign your documents now I’ll make sure I deliver today or tomorrow and the ugly poo and you’re going to make is for saying your documents which is $1000 steam wallet card
REDACTED I'm confused. What is "Argos study"? Who is Robert? And who told you that I'd been scammed?
Malcolm Reynolds
3 April, 1046 AEST That is a mistake. Okay I mean that you are among the lucky one that were choosing in our custody day before yesterday that is going to receive the sum of 50 million and a BMW car. because our bank manager help people that do not have so I need to confirm your home address now and you’re funny for me John because I need to send you documents now and Mitchell deliver at your home today before night. Okay I’m for documents to be sent, is Ali going to cost to do some of $1000
3 April, 1049 AEST Because Abuch manager make a lot of money this month on our business and you are among the lucky one that which is in your city that is going to receive the sum of 50 million and also a BMW car and your package was only know what to me yesterday to make sure I do at your home today so I need to confirm your home address now and you’re free for my time and it will Poland you’re going to Michea is the sum of $1000 for signing your document because if I don’t do you homeless security he’s going to see is your package on my way to your house okay
3 April, 1103 AEST Ok?
I'd had enough. Seriously.
REDACTED
Please do me a favour. Go home, you are drunk. Write to me again when you're sober.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by LittleBrat on Apr 3, 2023 16:21:44 GMT
Slamming my head against wall....WTF you have more patience than i would ever have with this drivel. It's almost like talking to a zoo animal, no compute the words coming outta your mouth..
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 4, 2023 2:04:27 GMT
The "Director of IRS" scammer will get his own thread in due course. Meanwhile, Mr Green is back.
3 April Good day sir
How are you doing today?
Hope great
Sir you can also reach me on this email
REDACTED
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
So I do that.
Mr Green
Good. Now let's resume. I'll ask that question again.
Sudanese people are Black. If you're saying you can't trust Black Sudanese, then you can't trust yourself.
Are you saying you can't trust Black people because you think I'm racist? I want an honest answer.
Malcolm Reynolds
Wait... is Mr Green saying that he's dead (highlighted in red)?
4 April Good evening sir how's your family doing today I hope you are blessed
So don't get me wrong I just tried to see or tell you what my late father told us before I pass away okay sometime because of the pain you go through for a life is just want us to be very careful the kind of people will call as a friend or as a business partner are you getting me if you are honest you are the fear of God we can do a business together I have no problem with you Sir I just try to be very careful of one another for safety okay
best regard from Emmanuel Green
There's a whole lot wrong with that reply still, part from the bit where it was written from the Afterlife, but I'll ignore that and focus on a minor issue.
Mr Green
Well, that's better; a whole lot clearer. But I have to ask; "you are the fear of God" - what do you mean?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 5, 2023 1:38:17 GMT
Emmanuel dully* explains; and the confusion is back.
4 April Good morning how are you doing today good to hear from you
My parents you're Muslim I'm a Christian we serve the same God whatever I do today I think twice I don't do what my neighbour will do to me who's so painful to me do it to someone else because I had the fear of God don't do evil to someone you trust to someone you like we are all children of God but you have a fear of God you've been very conscious for the things you do
From Emmanuel Green
* Not a misprint. Mal is surprised, and reveals his past career.
Mr Green
No I am not Muslim! What the hell could make you say that? I'm neither Christian nor Muslim, so I don't serve any God, and I don't fear God. And FYI I'm a retired US Marine, and I am very conscious of what I've done and who I killed in serving my country and my comrades.
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel must have realised that he wasn't advancing the scam.
5 April Good afternoon I received your message okay no problem now we can proceed now we have enough argument on this issue so send me your number okay so let's tell me how you are going to be this morning so let me know your investment plan so that we can go to get change of ownership or your name
Call me anytime this my number REDACTED okay
from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
We weren't arguing. I needed things clarified.
You wrote, "so let me know your investment plan" - I don't have an investment plan. I've never done investment. As I said before, I'm a retired US Marine. My MOS was combat and survival, not finance. And then there's this: "we can go to get change of ownership or your name" - what are you talking about?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 6, 2023 0:13:49 GMT
Emmanuel is even more desperate to get things moving in the right direction.
5 April Thank you very much I received your message
So all I want to know what the money get to you in your country what is your plan you have to be this morning that's number one
Number to the money need to be at the document or your name that's why I told you we need to get change of ownership possible send me your number let me call you to finalize this once and for all okay
Thank you disregard
from Emmanuel Green
He'd said to call him any time, so I did. And it didn't achieve much!
Mr Green
Between those men shouting and the dogs barking, plus your general incoherence, I didn't get much of your palaver about the change of ownership and why it has to be done. You need to explain that.
There's also the matter of that diplomat. What you told me made no sense. Diplomats work for sovereign governments; they're not delivery boys, and you were talking about them as if they're no more than gorram couriers. Maybe there was some misunderstanding. You have to make things clear between us.
Malcolm Reynolds
6 April Good day sir
Thank you for your response
Sir so sorry for the noise everywhere that's kind of the area I am , what's I meant is the delivery men who works and deliver consignments
Why am getting changed of ownership is because all documents are already in my name ,and you as my partner I want you to be in charge of my investor of which I also want all documents in your name
Thanks for understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mal isn't satisfied.
Mr Green
Delivery men are not diplomats. That means they don't have diplomatic passports, therefore no diplomatic immunity. Don't try to change reality.
WRT the change of ownership; I still don't get it. So the documents are already in your name. They should be! It's your money!
Malcolm Reynolds
And there are other issues to be raised... when the time is right!
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 10, 2023 1:23:09 GMT
6 April Thank you I received it in the you sent to me no problem so what do we do from here now so let's make arrangements at the boss can be delivered to you okay please call me I would like to speak with you
From Emmanuel Green
9 April [No text; attached was a "deposit certificate" and an MP4 showing someone counting money.]
Mr Green
That certificate doesn't mean much. As for that video, I saw someone going through stacks of $100 bills. That doesn't mean much either.
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel's incoherence returns, at least in the first part of the message.
10 April I'm just show you the video the money was probably shake okay to know what is a new currency or the old one to find out is a new currency and I show you a document as a ownership so what do you want if you want to help me let me know instead of you and I keep on arguing back and front he will not solve anything let me know if you want to help me out okayFrom Emmanuel Green
"Sporking" is deliberate.
Mr Green
You approached me for help. I have the absolute right to ask any questions and raise any point I damn well please. It also doesn't help that your English is close to incoherent at the best of times.
What puzzles me is that in that video someone was counting nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills. Every single one was crisp, new, and unmarked. What are the odds that a businessman in South Sudan would have nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills? Just asking questions...
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 12, 2023 3:41:28 GMT
Emmanuel dodges the question about the "brand sporking new bills" and gets all surly.
10 April I'm just show you the video the money was probably shake okay to know what is a new currency or the old one to find out is a new currency and I show you a document as a ownership so what do you want if you want to help me let me know instead of you and I keep on arguing back and front he will not solve anything let me know if you want to help me out okayFrom Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
You approached me for help. I have the absolute right to ask any questions and raise any point I damn well please. It also doesn't help that your English is close to incoherent at the best of times.
What puzzles me is that in that video someone was counting nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills. Every single one was crisp, new, and unmarked. What are the odds that a businessman in South Sudan would have nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills? Just asking questions...
Malcolm Reynolds
10 April Good day sir
Thank you for your email I received
And a happy Easter to you and Family
Sir the 100$ bill it's was when the consignment was at the airport of which they need to checked in a proper way to be sure if the money is clean and spendable cash or to check if there's drugs Inside the money that's what's on the video
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
I was hoping that the repetition of the "brand sporking new bills" would drive him to distraction even more...
Mr Green
If they were truly checking for drugs there would have been sniffer dogs present. Randomly flicking through the bills won't achieve anything, just saying.
What puzzles me is that in that video someone was counting nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills. Every single one was crisp, new, and unmarked. What are the odds that a businessman in South Sudan would have nothing but brand sporking new $100 bills? Just asking questions...
Malcolm Reynolds
... But it seems to have had no effect. In fact, he's improving!
11 April
Good day sir
Thank you for your response
Thank you for your patience
Sir I do not know if they have any dog to smell it but so far so good they found that there's nothing hidden in the box and that's how they allow the box into the country
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
OK then. But there's another angle I can use.
Mr Green
Something you said in our conversation came back to mind. You mentioned several documents such as proof of origin, proof of ownership, business documentation, and another one that I couldn't make out. You said you would send me copies of the document. You sent me just one.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 14, 2023 2:55:20 GMT
I should have expected this dodge; it's been used before.
12 April Thank you for your email I received today
This document yes it's true but they're inside the boss those don't know will be given to you a point of delivering soon as the diploma open the boss in your presence the the document will be give to you okay
From Emmanuel Green
So I made a call, and it went nowhere.
So let's circle back to the "diplomat".
Mr Green
That video shows (quote) "when the consignment was at the airport of which they need to checked in a proper way to be sure if the money is clean and spendable cash or to check if there's drugs Inside the money" - and you're telling me that the consignment is in the care of a diplomat. If one of those statements is true, the other is false. Which statement is false? Enlighten me.
Malcolm Reynolds
13 April
Good day sir
Thank you for your response
Sir as I told you before that the diplomatic man is my late father's friend they both move together to make sure they don't have any issues at airport
When the custom officer ask them to open the box my late father then put the secret code there to open the box for them to check after then he lock it back without anyone knowing the code except me his son .
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
If your father was travelling with a diplomat, that wouldn't have protected his luggage from inspection unless the diplomat said it was his. But the customs guy ordered him to open the box and he did, so clearly the diplomat didn't claim that the box was his, so I don't know why your father would have bothered.
Your story doesn't hold up. But then I'm not surprised.
Malcolm Reynolds
13 April Good day sir
Thank you for your email I received
Sir even if the diploma still there at airport with my father it's doesn't stop them from doing their job , the only thing is that they won't delay or do anything stupid there .
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
That brings things full circle. The diplomat serves no purpose. It's like a gorram Chekhov's gun that was forgotten along the way and never fired.
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel is getting impatient...
13 April Good day sir
Thank you for your email I received
Sir please how do start from here now ?
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I have no fucking idea.
Malcolm Reynolds
14 April Why you don't make arrangements so that the box will deliver to you in your country
Mr Green
What arrangements are you talking about? Is it about the change of ownership? Because I have no fucking idea how that's supposed to be done!
Malcolm Reynolds
14 April No sir I'll talking about arrangement at the box can be delivered to you in your country
Mr Green
I have no fucking idea what the arrangements are. How can I make them?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 15, 2023 1:31:57 GMT
Emmanuel takes things in a new direction with his next message.
14 April Thank you very much I'll receive your email I sent to me
Please I want you to contact one of the carrier is going to deliver the box to you in Malaysia okay he will discuss with you what is the cost price from the bus to get to you in Malaysia she's a Lady I will send you a name as number is okay by you ?
Okay, so "he will discuss with you" and "she's a Lady"? Too good not to use! Also, "deliver the box to you in Malaysia"? But I let that one go for now.
Mr Green
How come the one carrying the box suddenly transitioned?
Malcolm Reynolds
15 April So the plan is that for my late father is to West in Malaysia but suddenly he pass away okay and I'll find you you're not in Malaysia you are leaving Australia so what I want from you now if for them to look at the bus to Australia to you okay
No, I'm not leaving Australia! And there is no bus from Malaysia to Australia! But for now, I'm focussing on the gender matter. Lucky that Mal isn't living in Florida!
Mr Green
You said that the diplomat/courier/whatever was male in your first email. You didn't say that it was your father. Now the diplomat/courier/whatever is female. What the actual fuck, Bubba-Louie?
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by aussiehaterofscammer on Apr 15, 2023 1:39:32 GMT
There's a bus that goes from Malaysia to Australia? Why wasn't I told?
I wonder if it's a dual highway with truck stops to refuel and get food.
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 16, 2023 3:59:21 GMT
^^ That's news to me too... And there's more about that bus... and now Mal is delivering to himself?
15 April Thank you for your email receive from yo
The one who bring the box to Malaysia is not the one who is in charge of the bus correctly now he said lady who is charge of the bus now okay so if you want to contact anyone at all you have to contact the lady you are going to deliver the box to you
Mr Green
Are you trying to confuse me? No-one can drive from Malaysia to Australia!
Malcolm Reynolds
16 April Good afternoon sir I received your email and I got your message there's no way you can drive from Malaysia to Australia they had to go through a flight okay that's the least I told you contact the carrier who is going to deliver the box to you is not by Ruth is by her it's going to play in ok I will give you the number cuz I think that discuss how the box can be delivered to you in Australia
Mr Green
That's exactly my fucking point! You were talking about driving from Malaysia to Australia, and I had no fucking idea why you would say something so obviously stupid.
Something else; why did you mention this Ruth if she's not the one?
Malcolm Reynolds
To be continued!
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 18, 2023 12:00:27 GMT
I didn't get an answer about Ruth.
16 April Thank you I'll check your email all I wanted to do is for you to contact the diploma so that she can make arrangements and the post can deliver to you or what you think?
17 April Sir I receive your email you sent to me and also respond to you please get back to me
I didn't send a reply as I was on an interstate train without web access that day. I sent a brief answer the next day.
Mr Green
Acknowledging.
Malcolm Reynolds
That wasn't received well.
18 April I receive your message so what are we doing from you now so they send you the it diploma number so that you can go to contact me to discuss how the bus can be delivered to you Australia please respond to me now disregard
from Emmanuel Green
He wants me to disregard? Fine by me!
Mr Green
As you wish.
Malcolm Reynolds
That wasn't received well either!
18 April Thank you for your response listen to me if you want to help me for the consignment to deliver to you you will request for the number winnellie okay so that you can able to call the diploma is in charge of the box discuss how the box can be delivered to you that what I'm expecting you for honestly I'm not okay with the response you gave me
If you want the number all the diploma please let me know
From Emmanuel Green
I won't reply until tomorrow (if then)
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 21, 2023 7:30:52 GMT
I didn't reply the next day, and the scammer was worried.
19 April Sir I send you an e-mail yesterday you're not responding to me please respond to me okay so we can move forward
Mal replied the next day.
Mr Green
You are blowing hot and cold and I don't know what the fuck you want. Do you really want me to help you? Decide, damn it!
Malcolm Reynolds
The scammer unleashes a gratifying whinge (emphasis added).
20 April Good morning my time yesterday how is family doing I hope all is well blessed
If I don't want you to help me what am I wasting my time talking to you if I miss correct over a month now we have been arguing talking about this issue all I want from you if for you to contact the diploma discuss the box can be delivered to you in this when I need your help for you to help me out make sure the post be delivered to you put everything in shape for good investment okay because this what I would be family depend on for our life I want you to help me out thank you
from Emmanuel Green
It's been six weeks since he first contacted Mal, though there was the two-week gap at the beginning... Mal lays out some facts. The reference to an MP5 is deliberate.
Mr Green
You have messed this up from the start.
First, you get a diplomat mixed up with a bank.
Then you have me thinking you believe I'm a racist with that palaver about not trusting Black people, and I'm not racist.
If that's not bad enough, your written English frequently descended into gibberish.
I called you for clarification, and what happened was that you made no sense with spoken English either!
You send me an MP5 showing the money. It was useless.
Then you told me some bafflegab about the diplomat and your father and... nothing made sense.
Finally, in the last couple of days you've gone from gender-bending the diplomat, talking about driving to Australia from Malaysia, and told me not to bother any longer.
Who's been wasting whose time?
Malcolm Reynolds
What will happen next? Stay tuned!
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 22, 2023 9:14:19 GMT
Emmanuel seems to have taken that chastisement on the chin, so that he can move the scam along.
21 April Sir I receive thank you very much
So all I want for you is for you to help me please contact the diploma in Malaysian the box will be delivered to you ok
Oh, yes. The "diploma".
Mr Green
Is the person in Malaysia an actual diplomat?
Malcolm Reynolds
21 April Good morning my time here today I received your email yes it's a diploma
Mr Green
That was the wrong answer.
You don't have a diplomat acting as your courier.
Malcolm Reynolds
Nothing can make him give up that diploma(t)!
22 April Sir all I want from you now let me give you a diploma number in Malaysia
So that you can contact the diploma discuss with him how the box can be delivered to you in Australia
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
You don't have a diplomat in Malaysia. Stop deceiving yourself. Don't try to deceive me as well. You can't have a diplomat in Malaysia.
Malcolm Reynolds
22 April Sir all I want you to do let me give you a number so that you can able to cut out thing okay
Why can't he just give me the number, I hear you ask... I'll ask him. Eventually.
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Post by Yastreb on Apr 28, 2023 5:45:41 GMT
Emmanuel reaches out again.
24 April Good morning Sir times yesterday
I sent you an email no response from you please respond to me I will give you diploma number
From Emmanuel Green
Four days later I respond with suitable restraint.
Mr Green
Give me the fucking number already!
Malcolm Reynolds
I didn't reckon with Emmanuel getting the slang wrong.
28 April Good morning my time yesterday thank you for your response of my email if you have the number contact the diploma discuss with her at the box can be delivered to you and get back to me thank you disregard
from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I said give me the fucking number already! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Malcolm Reynolds
I may call him again, just to chew him out.
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Post by Yastreb on May 1, 2023 9:00:41 GMT
FINALLY! The scammer's emails for 28 April are time-stamped as emails were being exchanged at chat-like speed.
28 April 1607
Thank you I received your email you sent to me this is a diploma cell phone number
+60 REDACTED
Mrs So
Please call discuss with her and get back to me
From Emmanuel Green
So I called...
Mr Green
I called as you requested.
A woman answered.
I identified myself.
She hung up without another word, and then switched off her phone.
THE FUCK, BUBBA-LOUIE?
Malcolm Reynolds
28 April 1740
Sir I received the email you sent to me
Yes she's a Lady
He said that her phone was off
Please send me your number and your name let me forward to her and she will call you immediately
He's waiting for your number now okay all possible you can call her back let her have your number
From Emmanuel Gwen
28 April 1741
Sir she just sent me a message now please call her back now she's waiting for you call
So I called again...
Mr Green
That Mrs So is stupid. I wouldn't trust her to deliver a fucking pizza. She ain't a diplomat, that's for fucking sure.
Malcolm Reynolds
I assume it's an insult. With this guyman, you can't be sure.
28 April Always know that you are one of the greatest food god ever created this world man shot as you are who cannot use a proper language to address people is a fool and that's what you are
But I wasn't expecting this!
28 April That Mrs So is stupid. I wouldn't trust her to deliver a fucking pizza. She ain't a diplomat, that's for fucking sure.
Mr Green
You agree with me! So why would you trust that stupid bitch to start with? Makes you look dumb, Bubba-Louie.
Malcolm Reynolds
29 April Do you know why I have a problem with you that lady is she very responsible Ladywell respect is it why are you sorting are you better than her if I make you add a beneficiary to insult anybody around me please respect yourself they will respect you that lady from China
You're saying that dumbass bitch is responsible? The way she was talking was like she was using an autocue and didn't know what else to say! Stupidity loves company, that's for damn sure.
Is it all over now? Was that last insult too much for our scammer? You'll see!
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Post by Yastreb on May 2, 2023 4:10:42 GMT
As you may have guessed, that wasn't the end.
Just five hours later...
29 April Good day sir
How are doing today
Happy weekend to you and family
Sir that's Lady Mrs So is very responsible Lady ,I do not know the kind of conversation you had with her yesterday but sir truth be told she's the right person to deliver the box to you in Australia
With all due respect you have her number please call her make peace with her and discuss how the box will be delivered to you
I will be very happy once my box is in your care in Australia
Please call her now
Thanks for understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
She told me she's a diplomat for Malaysia, but that she has to pay some fee to clear the consignment through Customs. But as she's a diplomat, she has diplomatic immunity. So why would she need to pay anything for clearance?
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel tries to recover, moving the goalposts in the process.
30 April Good day sir
How are you doing today? Hope great
Thank you for your response
Sir sure the box is in the airport security warehouse which accumulated some due months rate to pay
She's never lie about that and the lady should find out about the amount of the money
Once you make the payment the box will be delivered to you immediately to your address you send to her
Thank you for your understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mal can't hold back the scorn.
Mr Green
Well excuse me princess! I should have known better! Obviously when someone who says she's a diplomat tells me that customs clearance charges have to be paid, she means storage fees! How could I have made such a blunder!
Again and again she told me it was customs clearance because of the contents being money, which is bullshit. She said nothing about storage fees. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Goose egg. You didn't mention them either.
Are you pulling these fees out of your ass?
Malcolm Reynolds
30 April Good day sir
Thank you for your response
Sir I never knew there's more fee to pay that's why I never told you.
She founds out and it's not her fault or mine
Please try your best and find how much is the fee and sought it with the diplomatic and the box will be delivered to you
Please whatever you spent will be taken out of the box before anything also try your best and call the lady to work things out.
Thank you for your understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
She said she couldn't hear me a lot of the time. Send me her email address.
Malcolm Reynolds
1 May Thank you for your email sir you have a cell phone number I sent to you you can text her okay set a message I sent you a WhatsApp number if you need anything ask and she will give to you okay
From Emmanuel Green
More scorn ensues.
Mr Green
No, I don't have a cell phone! I can't text her! Just give me her fucking email address and stop wasting everyone's time!
Malcolm Reynolds
And wouldn't you know it? He provides an email address. The game goes on!
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Post by Yastreb on May 4, 2023 14:25:02 GMT
I have some IRL things to do, so I didn't write to Mrs So, and Emmanuel is impatient.
4 May Good morning my time here today
Please have you contact the lady I send you the email that's a private email
I decide to use an IRL accident that happened a few days ago (it wasn't a pool cue; it was a bookcase that did the damage).
Mr Green
No, I haven't contacted Mrs So yet. I'm just out of hospital. On Monday night I tried to break up a fight and some asshole smacked me over the head with a pool cue. I sustained a five-inch laceration and concussion, so they kept me in for observation until noon today. Still not happy.
Malcolm Reynolds
And what I get is... more gibberish.
4 May Thank you I saw the email sent to me number one I see black in my country some of them they are not good not everyone's some of that there are no good okay that's what I mean by that
What we need to discuss now with a diploma are the postcard be delivered to you let's get this done because you are black and not discriminate you I say I don't trust black people in my country not everyone feel of their who betrayed my late father okay if you know you want to help me focus or at the box can be delivered to you please
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
Thanks for the abundant sympathy! <sarcasm>
For your information; I don't know why you brought up your feelings about Blacks now. That's last month's topic. And also for your information; I'm not Black, I'm Caucasian.
Malcolm Reynolds
I may write to Mrs So... in time.
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Post by rob419 on May 4, 2023 16:10:54 GMT
Wishing you a speedy recovery from your IRL accident Yastreb
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 5, 2023 12:39:58 GMT
^ Thanks for the kind thought rob419. I did recover from the head wound.
Now, back to Emmanuel, who didn't read Mal's last reply too closely. The emoji was in the original.
5 May
Good day sir
Thank you for your response
I received your email
Sir let's forget the argument of blacks or no blacks now and focus on the future which to get my box to deliver to you please 🙏
If you know you're ready to help me and to pay the fee let's me know so that we can all move forward but if you're not interested anymore let me know too
Thanks for your understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mal replied acidly...
Mr Green
I was telling you why I hadn't written to Mrs So yet, namely, that I'd been in hospital with a head injury. I was expecting some sympathy. You didn't give a shit.
Instead you sent a load of gibberish about Black people and how I'm Black (which I'm not). So don't whine about arguments about Blacks when you keep them going!
Malcolm Reynolds
After again not reading Mal's reply closely ...
5 May
Sir all I want you to do you have any idea so send her message regarding box can be delivered to you please so that we can move forward I get the stone
All of a sudden Emmanuel was filled with concern!
5 May
Thank you I just received your email now I believe this is the first time you're telling me about your injury you never made that in your email you sent to me by anyway I'm very sorry for that may God give you a speedy recovery to hear okay so you try the best you can do to respond to my message write email to message soon so that we can both move forward thank you God bless youFrom Emmanuel Green
I didn't reply. Emmanuel got skittish.
6 May
I send you a email you are not responding to me what is going on read your email and get back to me please
Mal wrote to the "diploma" instead, ccing Emmanuel.
Mrs So
Please explain in detail about the following;
1. You status as a courier/diplomat.
2. The supposed fees being demanded.
Malcolm Reynolds
7 May
Mr Reynolds
We received your message
Originally I am from china but speaks different languages due to my jobs as a delivery Agent to help our clients understand more better
I work as a delivery Agent
The supposed fees being demanded
Is = 4,830 USD
Once the payment is made we carry our works immediately to the current
address without no delayed because we work with time and schedule.
We hope you understand now
From
Mrs So
Mrs So
You're using the term "Delivery Agent", but you talked of yourself as a diplomat when we spoke. I would like an absolute final answer about your status.
The fee is $4,830. What is it for?
Malcolm Reynolds
8 May
Mr Reynolds
We received your message
Mr Reynolds why you're paying 4,830 USD is because the box has been in Kuala Lumpur security Warehouse for a long time now it's accumulated to 4,830 USD
Yes am diplomat ,same time as a delivery Agent too ,this is my occupation which is the career I choose to deliver goods to the owners ,make sure it's get to them successfully without any delay or complain and I have been in this job for over two decades now
We hope you understand now.
From
Mrs So
Mrs So
i must wonder why you didn't store the package on your official premises rather than risk it in a warehouse. Then again, you say you're a delivery agent as well as a diplomat, which conflicts with my experience of diplomatic conduct;in my day, diplomats did not carry out private deliveries, and I'd be very surprised if that obtained today.
However... with regard to the fees you mentioned; please send the appropriate invoice, and the receiving account.
Regards
Malcolm Reynolds
8 May (sent twice)
Mr Reynolds
We received your message
Mr Reynolds thank you for questions ?
We have many boxes and valuables there in the warehouse ,there is more safer than keeping it here in the premises
And it's easy for us to pick up the goods at the warehouse here to deliver immediately without any delay or problem
Mr Reynolds like I already said before this is my career as a delivery Agent , I needed to make sure clients boxes or thier valuables get to them with their full home or office address been given by the client itself and it's give joy once it's delivered to them
A whole lot of things has changed in this very generation we are today and yes it's happening now
Like I told you sir once payment made now ,we make an arrangement to deliver the box to your home address ( doorstep) or office , whichever way you want it .
Mr Reynolds once again so sorry I don't have the invoice here with but in the office but before the end of today sir you get it
But for now you can proceed to make the pay for us to put you on the schedule list now
BANK NAME :- REDACTED
NAME :- REDACTED
ACCOUNT NUMBER :- REDACTED
BANK ADDRESS:- REDACTED,
SWIFT CODE:- REDACTED
Mr Reynolds please kindly send us the payment payslip for confirmation
We hope you understand now
From
Mrs So
8 May
Good afternoon my time today sir
Yes I received the email you sent to her hopefully she will respond to you thank you from Emmanuel Green
9 May
Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today
We received your message
Mr Reynolds I told you yesterday I will send the invoice yesterday but am so sorry there are lot of clients yesterday delivery within the country
We are so so sorry for the delay of the invoice
Please respond to the message we sent to you yesterday ,why because you're outside the country so therefore we need to schedule you on time for delivery immediately
As soon as the payment has been made and please send to us the payslip for confirmation
We hope you understand now
From
Mrs So
10 May
Good day sir
How are you
And family sir and hope you are doing well too ?
Sir please what's going on I haven't heard from you for a long time now !
Have gotten in touch with diplomat?
Have a great day sir
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Gwen
I'm waiting for her compliance.
Malcolm Reynolds
To be continued!
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 6, 2023 7:39:09 GMT
I'd caught a very nasty chest cold, so I wasn't happy with the situation of things generally. And Emmanuel was being stupid. No doubt about that.
12 May Thank you for your email sent to me please I did not understand can you explain it to me
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I'm waiting for her to do as she's told.
I can't dumb it down any further.
Malcolm Reynolds
Now the emails began coming in thick and fast. I've time-stamped them.
12 May - 1018
Please I call her today as she told me she was so busy but she will send your email please check your email okay
From Emmanuel Green
12 May - 1741
Good morning Sir Time here today please call me I would like to speak to you
From Emmanuel Green
12 May - 1841 and 1842
Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today
I have sent to you the invoice as demand
Please check your attachment file
I also I sent the account details too
Please go ahead and make the payment let's proceed immediately to add you on the schedule lists
BANK NAME :- REDACTED
NAME :- REDACTED
ACCOUNT NUMBER :- REDACTED
BANK ADDRESS:- REDACTED,
SWIFT CODE:- REDACTED
Amount : $ 4,830
Please do send us the payment slip copy for confirmation
We hope you understand
Mrs So
Guess what "she" had forgotten?
I cc'd Emmanuel on the bad news.
Mrs So
There's no invoice.
I'm done.
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel gender-flips the "diploma" again...
12 May - 1955
Sir I receive your email from the diploma sent to you he just sent me now the document you're asking for so please check your email
12 May - 2008 Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today
We received your email
Thank you for your patience
Mr Reynolds I did sent the email attached with the invoice earlier but couldn't sent I have to use my other email to resend it back again
So go ahead and make the payment and sent to us the name of airport close to you with your full home or office address for delivery
We hope you understand
Mrs So
Mrs So
What happens once payment has been made?
Malcolm Reynolds
Now Mrs So is female once more.
13 May
Sir receive email from a diploma please contact her she just told me that she send you the document you are requesting for now please check your email and proceed
14 May Mr Reynolds
Hope you're doing great
We received your message
Thank you for your patience
Mr Reynolds like I said
Firstly we request for your address
Secondly we need the name of the closet airport nearer to you
Thirdly we deliver without no delayed
Once payment has been made
We hope you understand now
Mrs Su
14 May
Good afternoon my time here today sir please respond to your email send to you from the diploma
From Emmanuel Green
The next day the "diploma" and Emmanuel sent emails just two minutes apart.
15 May
Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today?
Thank you for your patience
Mr Reynolds all arrangement has been made , left with you to make the payment for us to proceed to deliver your goods
And please send to the payment slip for confirmation.
Mrs So
15 May
Good day sir
Please sir I need your cellphone number.
Thank you sir
Best regards
Emmanuel Green
I might as well let them know...
Mrs So
I'm coping with a severe chest infection, and that puts your concerns way down the list.
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr Green
Given that I don't have a cell phone, I can't give you any number. Deal with it. Also, as I just told Mrs So, I'm undergoing treatment for a severe chest infection, so you ain't a priority. Too bad, so sad, as my daughter would say.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Jun 13, 2023 4:28:33 GMT
The "diploma" mixes concern for Mal's health with the need for payment and some geographical confusion.
15 May and 16 May
Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today
We received your email
Mr Reynolds we are so so sorry for what so ever that's going on with you ,I hope you have been to hospital to run a proper test because this something one can't relax on and please do see the doctor for a good check up and medication
We pray and hope you get better and stronger
I have already make every arrangement done with the security company and I have a box to deliver in Austra and your own box too in Australia and already book all in this very journey also waiting for your payment , the client in Austra has made his payment already
I know this is not easy for you and knows what's you're going through right now please try your best to make the payment and send us the payslip
Then will deliver to you and meet with you to know you more better and how you feeling too
Please we want you to be stronger for us all , we will be very happy to meet you soon as we look forward to spend few time with you as we deliver this goods to you because we do care a lot about our clients
Get well soon Mr Reynolds
We hope you understand now
Mrs So
Mal is justifiably scornful. He also has a question.
Mrs So
You think I'm stupid. "I hope you have been to hospital to run a proper test because this something one can't relax on and please do see the doctor for a good check up and medication" - I said I'm being treated for the chest infection! It doesn't seem like I'm the stupid one here!
Something I will ask about; "please try your best to make the payment and send us the payslip" - what's the deal with "the payslip"? What are you talking about?
Malcolm Reynolds
16 May (sent twice) I receive your email I'm so sorry about your chest pain issue I thank god God will give you the strength for speedy recovery the Lord is our strength and will be with you best regards
from Emmanuel Green
The question about the payslip is ignored in favour of more piety and faux concern about Mal's health.
19 May Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today?
We hope you are getting better
We received your email
Sir the reason I sent you the message is because everything is already been scheduled according to your responds
That's the reason I sent to you the message about you making the payments
Also we do care a lot about your health that's why we said after delivery to you we spend time with you and know you more better
How's your health now
Hope you're improving
Please get well sooner
And you're healed in Jesus name amen
Mrs So
Mrs So
Forget that "And you're healed in Jesus name amen" malarkey! Prayer does nothing for me; it makes you feel good and that's all!
And I asked you a question, which you ignored, so I'll ask it again; "Something I will ask about; "please try your best to make the payment and send us the payslip" - what's the deal with "the payslip"? What are you talking about?"
Malcolm Reynolds
19 May Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today?
We hope you are getting better
We received your email
Sir am sorry I did not see your question pardon me
Concerning the"payslip" it's a payment record which is the copy of the receipt of the money you send from the bank because here we need to record everything we do and spend accordingly.
Mrs So
That's not a good explanation.
Mrs So
You wouldn't get a receipt of payment from me; I'd be getting it from you.
Malcolm Reynolds
Mr Reynolds
How are you?
Hope you are doing great
Based on our previous message I sent to you ,you requested for the invoice and we send it to you with the account for you to make the payment
So that we can proceed and deliver to you
What's we are asking you for is when you make the payment send us the copy of the sender payslip from the bank for confirmation which is to have a proof that the money has been send to the account giving to you
We hope you understand now
Mrs So
Mrs So
That doesn't make any sense. I've made payments many times and no-one has ever demanded a "payment slip" or "sender payslip" as proof. The proof of money being sent is that it arrives in the account.
Malcolm Reynolds
So the payslip wasn't needed after all?
22 May Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today?
We hope you are getting better
We received your email
Ok good Mr Reynolds
Please when are you sending the money???
Let me know to prepare everything
Mrs So
22 May Good day sir how are you doing today what is going on and not be hearing from you please I'll be able to discuss with the diploma let me know from Emmanuel Green
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Post by Yastreb on Jul 15, 2023 12:20:01 GMT
I've been patient and kind? Just who is he kidding?
24 May
Good day sir
Thank you for your patience and kindness
Hope you're getting better
Wishing quick recovery
Sir what's going on
And what's the arrangement between you and the Mrs So?
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
24 May
Good morning sir my time here today
How's the family doing I hope everyone is well over there with you
Please call me I would like to speak with you
From Emmanuel Green
So I called. And I wasn't in a good mood. That constant, facile "No problem" was starting to get on Mal's nerves and mine.
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/24-may-2023-19-01?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/captain-mal-and-emmanuel-Green-part-2
Damned if I know what gave him so much joy.
24 May
Good day sir
How are you feeling today? I hope you are getting better everyday and resting well
I was so happy to hear your voice today it's gives me joy
Iam always praying for you for a quick recovery and to get back on your feet
Sir make sure you try your to eat ,take your drugs and rest well
Please try your best to make the payment so that the box can be delivered to you
And I also can't wait to leave Africa for good to be with you and to start a new life there in Australia
Please take very good care of yourself and hope to hear from you soonest
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
One of my personal rules of baiting is “any possible ambiguity is fair game”.
24 May
Mr Green
You wrote "I also can't wait to leave Africa for good to be with you". What makes you think you'd be staying in my home? I know it's fashionable in some parts to assume that Westerners are degenerate, but that ain't the case here!
Malcolm Reynolds
24 May
Please call me
Sir
25 May
Good day sir
Thank you for your response ,I really appreciate that 🙏
Can't wait to see you recover so soonest
Sir am not really going to stay with you but but awhile till I get my own apartment to stayed and am so sorry if I said it in a wrong way too
But try and meet up with Mrs So please 🥺🙏
Please take good care of yourself and be strong
Thank you so much for understanding
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
Where are you right now?
Malcolm Reynolds
25 May
Good day sir
Thank you for your email I received
Sir am in Accra Ghana
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Long ago I baited the self-styled “General of All Generals” Johnson Mensah, and out of that came the “alternate fact” that Ghana is full of gay men. I’ve used that many times since to rattle cages. Since then I’ve blended that with a modality growing out of a script I received in 2012; it involved paying to get my name taken off a Ghanaian Government blacklist because I’d been accused of trying to illegally adopt African orphans so as to steal their funds.
Mr Green
Thank you for the confirmation.
Malcolm Reynolds
25 May
Good day sir
Thank you for your response
I receive your email
Please have you heard from Mrs So?
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
27 May
Good afternoon sir how's the family doing over there
I'm not hear from you today checking on you and your health hope you're okay at least you get a better thank you
from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I know that you don't give a shit for my family, not that I have one; just my daughter.
That "I also can't wait to leave Africa for good to be with you" was a giveaway and no gorram mistake. Add that you're in Ghana, and now I see where this was supposed to pan out.
Someone gave you my contact as someone who wanted young black ass, and that I was your ticket out of Africa. Well, they sold you a bill of goods, Bubba-Louie. I'm not gay, and never will be. Too bad, so sad, as Cammy would say.
Malcolm Reynolds
27 May
Sri I receive your email
Good afternoon my time here today you are getting the whole issue very wrong I have nothing to do with gay I just want to leave Africa because of the crisis here in my country okay so that I can have a good life with the money I have get good investments where I can find peace and never welcome anything again most special no all I want for you is for you to be my beneficiary so that you can get my boss from the diploma in Malaysia so that me and my family can have a good life please that's what I want from you don't get me wrong thank you
from Emmanuel Green
27 May
Sri I'll check on you most of the time I don't have your number I would have called you because I don't have your number I send an email to check on you please get understand that very well okay I take you as my father you can guide me the easy way to invest my money for the family
Mr Green
You have nothing to do with gay... well, YMMV. I'm getting a different impression from what and how you've been saying. Ghana is the gay hub of Africa, after all, with lots of gay men wanting to get out of Africa to more progressive countries.
Malcolm Reynolds
He’s not very far away from Ghana. Why tell an obvious lie?
28 May
Sir with all due respect please what you're talking about I'm very far away from there what are thinking of you how my family can live a good life with what my late father have for us okay I don't know much about Ghana and you just a foreigner here please all I want you to do for me time for me as a father contact the diploma and my boss can be delivered to you for good investment they're easily solution you will do to make me commit our family will be happy forever anything concerning the please we are not part of that we are born a Christian or raised in a Christian or please I respect you a lot don't let us talk about this best regards from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
It's interesting you should mention your family now.
You haven't mentioned them that much, have you? If at all? No details, nothing like names, or ages, or anything like that. It's like they mean nothing at all to you.
Just saying.
Malcolm Reynolds
28 May
Please call me
Sir
29 May
Thank you for the email you sent to me as I told you before if you read carefully on my email I sent to you that I want to leave Africa with my family we can live a peaceful life where there is good Rose where the Lowe's work are there security what is a free movement I repeat again for me and my family okay where there is a law this is security recipes and unity good road good hospitality that is the reason I told you we want to leave Africa please with all due respect all I want from you if you forget arrangement for the diploma left the box deliver to you I'll be very much happy once again in my life we can make arrangements me and my family to move over to your country living the good life please I said this to you from the bottom of my heart as the first son of the family try the best we can do for this new week thank you very much from Emmanuel Green
29 May
Please call me
29 May
Please call me
So I called. And his silly giggling didn't help Mal's mood.
29 May
Good day sir
Please am here with my mom
Call back sir
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Emmanuel's "brother" and "mother" showed up. They didn't do so well. The brother was clearly being prompted.
Mr Green
Why did you hang up? And why did you then turn off your phone?
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel had created a backstory. Mal didn't give a damn. And Emmanuel tried to push the scam along, but Mal found his efforts less than convincing.
The saga continues...
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 24, 2023 8:27:06 GMT
Frustration manifests!
29 May Good day sir
Sir everywhere in the world if there's a document of bringing the money to Australia is not drug money ,every document is genuine and to back it up the money comes from good reliable source and I can stand anywhere to prove that the money belong to me and my family
All I want you to do is to contact Mrs So because she's has been into this for a very long time and she knows the right document to give you after delivery which Incase of any issue of police or anything that comes up
Let me ask you a question ❓
If this box is delivered to you does it's it mean that you're going to announce to everyone? That's there's a box in your house?
I don't know why you find it so difficult after I have all explain everything to you and sent all documents you ask for
Please let me know if you really want to help instead of going back and forth again with you without no moving forward from your side because by now the box supposed to have been in your care .
So let me know if you don't want to help me to know my next step with my family mostly my mother
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
1. I've only got your word for any of that.
2. I don't trust that So broad with anything. She's a ditz.
3. You weren't listening.
4. After all you're supposed to have gone through, I'm surprised you'd think that everything would have gone so easy.
5. What do you think, Bubba-Louie?
Malcolm Reynolds Frustrated words and moral blackmail; what a combo!
30 May
Good day sir
Once again thank you for your response and patience deeply appreciated
Sir with all due respect kindly and gracefully go through all our emails with your questions I gladly respond back to you as you asked then,
We can't be going back and forth
You are asking this questions again is like we are starting all over again ,I told my mom everything we discussed through email even now the message you to me I still tell her now she's confused thinking you don't want to help us because she's an elderly woman
Let me remind you sir you requested for an invoice and account details to make the payment to her up till date you're not responding to that part anymore
According to her(Mrs So) you never respond back after she has send you the invoice and account details ,she has deliver in several countries and we are still in the same back and forth questions all the time
Moreover we also waited for you to get stronger and better when you were sick
Now she's backing out because she now sees me as unserious man
Once again if you don't want to help me let me know then I will stop contacting you from this moment because it's seems you are playing games here even your details I don't have not even your passport or cellphone number and am scared too ,this box contain lot of money is what's my father has worked for several years and he's no more also it's what's the family depends on too .
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
30 May
Sir please respond to my email sent to you Mal is losing patience.
Mr Green
You're an entitled and arrogant man, and also frivolous and shallow. You don't think ahead and you don't plan. You assume that everything will go just as you want, like the world is going to obey your whims. Well, as my Gunnery Sergeant told me, "Never assume".
Malcolm Reynolds
30 May
Good day sir
Sir what's do you want from me ?
Where you are you are so relaxed and comfortable because the government has made everything available for the poor and rich
That system does not work here in Africa an am a foreigner here due to the crisis in my country that's the reason we move out with my family for better life
All I want from you is contact the diploma and make the payment ,so that the box can be delivered to you and already I said am giving 30% of total money
Best Regards
Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
There's nothing you could offer to make me interested in this deal.
My thinking is heading more and more towards this being some over-elaborate scheme to launder money by making me the patsy; either that, or a simple plot to trick me into paying close to five thousand dollars.
Occam's Razor makes me favor the latter explanation.
Malcolm Reynolds Oh god, the gibberish returns!
31 May
I receive your email as I told you before I don't think you if you will Lee 212 help me get my boss delivered to you and for you to be responsible to take care of the basement take me as your own son let it come for your mind okay whatever money you spend me to get the bus out surely will be given to you soon as the boss deliver to you please get me understanding
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
Are you taking drugs?
Malcolm Reynolds
31 May
Sir it's not your fault if my father will not pass away I will not hear this rubber from you thank you very much god bless you
Mr Green
I asked if you were taking drugs because you suddenly began making no sense again.
Malcolm Reynolds
1 June
Please I told you several times if you don't want to help me don't contact me I will look for someone else okay
From Emmanuel Green I'd found some examples of creative gibberish; so I decided that turnabout is fair play.
And so it was that he wrote another novel about abnormal deficiencies. A leaking submarine could make an omelet for Russian cabbages, but a red weather balloon was needed make a souffle rise. Most people believed that a psychedelic BLT had competed with a linear equation but should have remembered just how rarely a submarine smiles. And so it was that the eggplants died of bubonic plague as a car park negotiated another treaty with the malignant narcissist in the white house.
1 June
Thank you for your email you sent to me this was sent to me it doesn't make anything concern the business you're talking about they make no sense to me my brother
Now you know what I felt when reading many of your emails.
And I'm not your brother.
1 June
Please I know you're not my brother and not my family member I took you as my father I did never respond to me as a father to do what pleases him I told you I lost my dad which I want you to please receive my box you can put up good investment for me and my mother and my families to live a happy home once again you keep on telling me different story but she knew that in the right way please I'm really sorry I'm busy as my brother cuz I'm hungry with you if you want to take me as your phone all I want you to do contact the diploma let the box be delivered to you I will be so glad to God
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
You wrote, "you keep on telling me different story" - what do you mean?
Malcolm Reynolds More gibberish!
2 June
Thank you for your email sent to me
And they fit a different story all I want from you it's for you to contact the diploma in Malaysia make any necessary pain meds you need to do for a box to deliver to you yes it is Chris is currently going on in my country in which LED help for you to be my beneficiary stuff for me how's my little girl which I want you to be and you promise the promise that the money will be paid will she give you a count up today you never respond to her prove yourself to me that you are honest man who Carolina you we can trust you or for you to get the okay she'll be good if you know you're not ready to help me and my family please let me know I'll be asked you this for several times you never respond to that thank you
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
Half of that was gibberish. Have you ever sustained injuries to the head?
Malcolm Reynolds
3 June
Subject: Please alarm asking you for quite early diploma so they are able to move from hereFrom Emmanuel Green
[Blank email]
“[My] time in Syria”; so that explains why he was denying being in Ghana earlier!
3 June
Good morning my time in Syria I receive your email no I never get any injury on my head okay please why are you asking?
Mr Green
I was seeking answers for your frequent episodes of aphasia.
Malcolm Reynolds
3 June
Okay sir
“Good morning Italian”; what the hell?
5 June
Good morning Italian today I'm not helpful respond to my email if you are ready to help me to get a buzz from the diploma
Mr Green
I thought you didn't want me help any longer. What's changed?
Friendly suggestion; contact a neurosurgeon, and soon!
Malcolm Reynolds
5 June
Good morning I received your message sometime we need to understand ourselves very well as I told you before I have no problem with you all I want you to do for me and my family is just for you to contact the diploma discuss with her how the boss can be delivered to you as soon as both delivered to you you can send to me and my family beautician later to come over and I told you before I will give you a percentage for very long time now you have not contact the diploma what is going on please try the best you can do to make sure you get things right with the diploma
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I have to ask something... well, a couple of things.
1. Why do you think that I'm Italian, and does it really matter that I'm not?
2. What you get from the diplomat doesn't concern me, so why bring that up?
3. What should I care about your family beautician?
Malcolm Reynolds
6 June
never say you are Italian man you said you from Australia which I believe you
Only told you that I want you to be my beneficiary if you know you cannot help me let me know Emmanuel I cannot help you I will look for someone else okay thank you
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I'm actually from the United States, not Australia. And you called me Italian.
I wonder if you're senile or just brain damaged. It would explain the confusion.
Malcolm Reynolds
Emmanuel turns surly.
6 June
Do you know what I'm thinking you need to visit a sick person home they are the solution for you
Mr Green
I frequently go to hospital for treatment of old war injuries and PTSD and neuralgia.
And by the way, "hospital" is the adult term for "sick person home".
Malcolm Reynolds
6 June
Thank you for the email you
sent to me I told you without number you say you from Australia which I believe you there's nothing make it as an Italian man okay
Number two the diploma is in one charge of my box now as I speak to you now lumos communicate with her to discuss at the box can be delivered to you if you want to help me okay and that is a reason I'm more concerned about the diploma and you together if you don't want to help me you have no reason what is it diploma but if you show yes Emmanuel I want to help you you must contact the plumber to make sure that things good way in a favour of you and I
Sir my family is very important for me if you want to help me you must take my family as yours before we doing units together to move forward I can't leave abandon my family because the money my late father left to me in for me and my family not me alone okay
Mr Green
I told you I'm American. That should have been obvious from how I'm a retired US Marine. Australians don't serve in the US Marines. And you called me Italian. That's a fact.
Something else; you're telling me "you must take my family as yours" - that would be my choice, not yours! I look after me and mine, and that doesn't include your family unless I conjure it does.
Malcolm Reynolds
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Post by Yastreb on Aug 30, 2023 2:08:23 GMT
So the "diploma" is actually a boss? Do I have to fight her now?
11 June Good morning my time here today so what is going on you don't want to help me please contact the diploma let the boss deliver to you okay
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green Not so fast there, Bubba-Louie! Are you still telling me that I have to take your family as mine?
Malcolm Reynolds
How can Green's family "soften Africa"?
(I think he was intending to say "suffer in Africa".)
12 June
So I receive your email you sent to me the reason I tried to explain to you if we are coming to Australia you know very well I will not leave my family behind for there to soften Africa year so you need to show us the way okay that is the reason I told you take my family as you also that the love can be with everyone if you are ready to make you as my investment we are family friend automatically that's what I think ok but no problem all I want you to do if you can't talk to me so that the bus can be delivered to you I'm very glad and I want you to try the best possible of you to do that for me please from Emmanuel Green
I couldn't resist this jibe.
There's a very good reason to cut you loose; for sustained violence to the English language. I swear your emails could be a plot device from old sci-fi movies. Just read them to robots and see their brains explode.
19 June
Good morning sir
Please call me
So I did. And it led nowhere. But y'all expected that. Trying to reinvent himself as Captain Mal's son was not a good move. The comment about praying was equally misjudged.
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/19-jun-2023-20-13?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/captain-mal-and-emmanuel-gwen-part-2
19 June
Good day
How's the family doing over there with you in Australia
I not be hearing from you regards in Emmanuel Green Ashu
Please let me know if you're no more interested okay oh very long time now you are not responding to me regards
From Mrs So
I let things slide, and three weeks go by...
10 July
Good day sir
Please call me sir
It's very urgent
From Emmanuel Green
Did he think that three weeks absence would change Mal's mind? And the bit near the end of the second call when he simply denies Mal's answer and tries to reverse it ("The answer is yes") made me wonder if Green was trying to use voodoo.
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/10-jul-2023-17-32?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/captain-mal-and-emmanuel-gwen-part-2
soundcloud.com/yastrebs-storm-wolf/10-jul-2023-17-35?in=yastrebs-storm-wolf/sets/captain-mal-and-emmanuel-gwen-part-2
Mr Green
The answer is NO.
Malcolm Reynolds
The "diploma" tries to recover the scam...
10 July
Mr Reynolds
How are you doing today?
And Family?
How's your health now ?hope you are better now !
It's a long time !!
I told Emmanuel Green to inform you that everything we need to do for the box to get to Australia now is ready
We need you to send us your delivery address ,passport or driving licence
And the fee
Amount : $ 4,830
As soon as we received the information that the money has been paid , we will make an arrangement to deliver to you
We hope you understand.
Mrs So
But she fails.
Mrs So
Forget it. Just take the shipment back to Emmanuel Green. It's not my concern and never will be.
Malcolm Reynolds
10 July
Good morning my time here today sir I receive your message you sent to me please all you need to do is to try your best to understand the diploma make every requirement to him also made the payment so that the box can be delivered to you without no delay
Please so that you receive this message get back to me best regard from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I just told Mrs So to take the shipment back to you.
Something you need to know; I look after me and mine. That doesn't include you unless I conjure it does, and I don't.
Malcolm Reynolds
12 July
Sometime I'm asking myself that is anything wrong with you
Mr Green
Whatever might be wrong with me has nothing to do with you and your petty little sense of entitlement.
Malcolm Reynolds
What's going on in his basement? What's he building in there?
12 July
Even though ask you to help me mind the way you speak to me I'm a multi-millionaire without you I can have my basement for q
Mr Green
I don't give a flying fuck if you're a multi-millionaire. I'll speak as I find, and I find you to be a stupid spoiled brat who can't even finish a sentence.
Malcolm Reynolds
12 July
This is a problem issues that YouTube BF as a father which expect you to be you talk so rude so arrogant just picking with you now contact the diploma asking how much it going to cost me to get the box delivered to you
Best regards
from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
"YouTube BF as a father which expect you to be" - what the fuck does that even mean?
Malcolm Reynolds
12 July
Please all I want you to do as I said to you earlier before contact the diploma find out how much wood causing to bring the bus to you please do that now I get back to me
Best regard from Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I know how much money Mrs So wants me to send. I don't have to ask her that.
Malcolm Reynolds
14 July
Good morning my time yet I received your email if you know how much money she want you to sell for the customer can be delivered to you so why you don't send the money now please send the money to her so that she can deliver the bus to you okay
Disregard from Emmanuel Green
14 July
Yes I respond to your email I just want to know from you if you are ready are you aware of how much money she want you to send how you want to receive the bus from her contact her I send the money to her so that the boss will be delivered to you without delay okay this is what I suspect you to do long time you have an email address richa let it give you the account you send the money to her so from there we'll proceed the boys will be delivered to you thank you from Emmanuel Green
"The boys will be delivered to you" - well, that was a gift!
Mr Green
I don't want boys! What the fuck is wrong with you? Holy shit on a shingle, if you were here right now, I'd kill you for that.
Malcolm Reynolds
15 July
Thank you for your email sent to me
How's the family doing today
I said that you know the cost price for the box to deliver to you in your country why you don't respond to the diploma make the arrangements send the money to him with the county give you so box can be delivered to you
From Emmanuel Green
Mr Green
I don't want to send money to the diplomat. I thought I'd made that clear.
Malcolm Reynolds
And that was that, apparently. But you never know if one day, he might try crawling back...
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