Post by Joseph Fäustl on May 28, 2020 22:43:04 GMT
... are possibly the lowest form of baiting, if it can even be called so, because it takes very little effort. Still, its a way to have a bit of fun at the scammers expense.
Unfortunately, since I last mass emailed insults to lads years ago the email providers have tightened their anti-spam filters. So this will be a rather slow thread.
This is what I sent to a few lads:
Not written by me, I think I saved it a while ago from another forum. Definitely sounds like something a baiter might have written or edited at some point, but I like it.
I also attached a picture for good measure, of which I can only post the upper part. The lower part involves a melon and a sign "I love fruit" ...
Out of 30 lads or so I got two that bit and led to a bit of back and forth over the last few days. Enjoy.
Again, this one was not written by me:
That one got him back to writing...
And the other one:
Of course I wrote him again. So far my life has not been ruined. I was also unable to locate a shrine in my village.
Unfortunately, since I last mass emailed insults to lads years ago the email providers have tightened their anti-spam filters. So this will be a rather slow thread.
This is what I sent to a few lads:
The only word I can think of to describe you properly is bastard. What
makes you think you have the right to send your rubbish formats to my
box anyway? And what stupid oga of yours gave you my private email
address reserved only for high paying clients? You really are a fool
aren't you disrupting me in my chambers when I have lots of clients to
attend to? You have no clue how to work this game do you? Meanwhile,
your English is so poor it irritates me to read mails from you. But
one thing is for sure. You will continue to throw form for your Oga
without any reward or recognition until you and your entire generation
dies of starvation. What a pity. Mumu you are going to die dreaming of
Westy. Now if you want my good advice for you then I suggest you go
back to your poor village and pushing truck. Otherwise, come here to
Uganda where there is so much money to be made. This country is far
more prosperous than 9ja and the women love Nigerian men here. I will
teach you real work and how to make big chups and become a big boy in
your life. You can continue to remain a small small boi in the cafe
over there for all I care or if you are smart you will take my advice
and come here to make some big money so you can feed your hungry
family. I already have a Porche and a Range Rover, not to mention
houses that I rent out for income. What do you have fool? I bet you
can't even afford a 2 wheel moto talkless of having enough Naira to
drop for cafe. Ewu. Call me mumu and I will feed your family for a
month and give you a healthy goat for your father to furk for a
change.
OGA
makes you think you have the right to send your rubbish formats to my
box anyway? And what stupid oga of yours gave you my private email
address reserved only for high paying clients? You really are a fool
aren't you disrupting me in my chambers when I have lots of clients to
attend to? You have no clue how to work this game do you? Meanwhile,
your English is so poor it irritates me to read mails from you. But
one thing is for sure. You will continue to throw form for your Oga
without any reward or recognition until you and your entire generation
dies of starvation. What a pity. Mumu you are going to die dreaming of
Westy. Now if you want my good advice for you then I suggest you go
back to your poor village and pushing truck. Otherwise, come here to
Uganda where there is so much money to be made. This country is far
more prosperous than 9ja and the women love Nigerian men here. I will
teach you real work and how to make big chups and become a big boy in
your life. You can continue to remain a small small boi in the cafe
over there for all I care or if you are smart you will take my advice
and come here to make some big money so you can feed your hungry
family. I already have a Porche and a Range Rover, not to mention
houses that I rent out for income. What do you have fool? I bet you
can't even afford a 2 wheel moto talkless of having enough Naira to
drop for cafe. Ewu. Call me mumu and I will feed your family for a
month and give you a healthy goat for your father to furk for a
change.
OGA
I also attached a picture for good measure, of which I can only post the upper part. The lower part involves a melon and a sign "I love fruit" ...
Out of 30 lads or so I got two that bit and led to a bit of back and forth over the last few days. Enjoy.
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
Oooh Uganda big nyash sex worker but mouse brain comparing themselves to the giant of Africa, claiming chamber with no atom of law terms as to prove his poor English claim as a lawyer, HIV contaminated poor country, I rather live I Iraq than Uganda that has full of lazy men and women mugu..
to me
Oooh Uganda big nyash sex worker but mouse brain comparing themselves to the giant of Africa, claiming chamber with no atom of law terms as to prove his poor English claim as a lawyer, HIV contaminated poor country, I rather live I Iraq than Uganda that has full of lazy men and women mugu..
me
to Whocovid-19
comon get out of my box hungry boy. go to market carry ashawo meet
your mama there bastard buy. fool like you sweating like elefant in
9ja while the big man prosper here in uganda. better go back to your
village. kaikai can not feed a fool like you hungry belle hunger cloud
your brain .how can a man of your age act foolish like that?
childless wifeless bastard dieeeeeeee
david
to Whocovid-19
comon get out of my box hungry boy. go to market carry ashawo meet
your mama there bastard buy. fool like you sweating like elefant in
9ja while the big man prosper here in uganda. better go back to your
village. kaikai can not feed a fool like you hungry belle hunger cloud
your brain .how can a man of your age act foolish like that?
childless wifeless bastard dieeeeeeee
david
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
From your first message I have know that you are an uneducated fool by the way, it's Elephant and not elefant, I wonder why google mail allow animals like you to have account with them, stupid fellow that came out from the Virginia of and a Ugandan whore who fuck around for money and mistakenly conceived and gave birth to unfortunate he goat like you.
to me
From your first message I have know that you are an uneducated fool by the way, it's Elephant and not elefant, I wonder why google mail allow animals like you to have account with them, stupid fellow that came out from the Virginia of and a Ugandan whore who fuck around for money and mistakenly conceived and gave birth to unfortunate he goat like you.
me
to Whocovid-19
look at you still blasting format at this hour. silly guy drunkard
like you father like son. son like father. ask your ashawo mother
wetin be your real father. village mumu. if you be here i would slap
you very hardl.give me your account no make i send you small money for
food and fuel my dog eats better then you confirmed ewu thunder fire
you there
david
to Whocovid-19
look at you still blasting format at this hour. silly guy drunkard
like you father like son. son like father. ask your ashawo mother
wetin be your real father. village mumu. if you be here i would slap
you very hardl.give me your account no make i send you small money for
food and fuel my dog eats better then you confirmed ewu thunder fire
you there
david
me
to Whocovid-19
BASTARDF
to Whocovid-19
BASTARDF
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
You should know the spelling of words before using them stupid motherfucker..
to me
You should know the spelling of words before using them stupid motherfucker..
Again, this one was not written by me:
me
to Whocovid-19
You filthy shameless baboon with clothes on. You have no respect
for humanity as you dare send your rubbish to my box. Do you
think any maga will ever take you seriously with your stupid
name and childish form? How can you possibly consider yourself fit for
GUYMAN work when you can't even utter a 3 word sentence in proper
English? Hahahaha. You illiterate uneducated ill spoken goat fucker.
That is all you are. I think I need not say anything further about you
knowing that poverty will continue to be your full portion despite me
and all my other well educated mates making so much money every week
for fools like you. All my boys have cars, houses, hotels, and many
wives and children and live happily. Last week we shared a payment
from a client of $256,000 and this week we chopped another $189,000.
Come here to Uganda and learn real work, how to package jobs
correctly, and how to make big money or you can axe yourself to death
and do this world a big favor for all I care. Please. I beg you. Ewu
call me if you want to learn how to make some real money instead of
wasting your time with your pathetic formats while you struggle to
make enough doughy just to drop for cafe. BARSTARD?
OGA
to Whocovid-19
You filthy shameless baboon with clothes on. You have no respect
for humanity as you dare send your rubbish to my box. Do you
think any maga will ever take you seriously with your stupid
name and childish form? How can you possibly consider yourself fit for
GUYMAN work when you can't even utter a 3 word sentence in proper
English? Hahahaha. You illiterate uneducated ill spoken goat fucker.
That is all you are. I think I need not say anything further about you
knowing that poverty will continue to be your full portion despite me
and all my other well educated mates making so much money every week
for fools like you. All my boys have cars, houses, hotels, and many
wives and children and live happily. Last week we shared a payment
from a client of $256,000 and this week we chopped another $189,000.
Come here to Uganda and learn real work, how to package jobs
correctly, and how to make big money or you can axe yourself to death
and do this world a big favor for all I care. Please. I beg you. Ewu
call me if you want to learn how to make some real money instead of
wasting your time with your pathetic formats while you struggle to
make enough doughy just to drop for cafe. BARSTARD?
OGA
That one got him back to writing...
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
All your generations are just frustrated because of poverty that is why your body is itching for inheriting poverty and misfortune, I am sure you hardly sleep because when you think of how good people are doing envy and jealousy wouldn't allow you feel good and until you understand that there is no competition in destiny you will never stop eating grass and calling yourself a lion, people like you who brags about are just typical example of wretched generations, I like how you speak your Uganda English because ofcourse that is not English language, anytime I have decided to die of STD I.e HIV/AIDS then i will come down to that dirty country that is full of HIV infected big ass women and men, when I see a frustrated message from an animal I know and I like teasing them the more so that they would be making my smile from here while they are killing themselves going to google the check the spelling of words before they send to me because I have corrected their ill composed English....I learnt you fuck your mother everything because she is a harlot, tell me how do you feel fucking her and later you pay her, Idiot.
to me
All your generations are just frustrated because of poverty that is why your body is itching for inheriting poverty and misfortune, I am sure you hardly sleep because when you think of how good people are doing envy and jealousy wouldn't allow you feel good and until you understand that there is no competition in destiny you will never stop eating grass and calling yourself a lion, people like you who brags about are just typical example of wretched generations, I like how you speak your Uganda English because ofcourse that is not English language, anytime I have decided to die of STD I.e HIV/AIDS then i will come down to that dirty country that is full of HIV infected big ass women and men, when I see a frustrated message from an animal I know and I like teasing them the more so that they would be making my smile from here while they are killing themselves going to google the check the spelling of words before they send to me because I have corrected their ill composed English....I learnt you fuck your mother everything because she is a harlot, tell me how do you feel fucking her and later you pay her, Idiot.
me
to Whocovid-19
ARE YOU NOT A BARSTART? MUGU BOY COMEON SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NO MAKE I
SEND YOU SMALL MONEY TO FEED YOUR ROBISH FAMILY HE GOAT LIKE YOU
IF YOU BE HERE I WILL SLAP YOU FACE HARD
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN JESUS NAME AMEN
to Whocovid-19
ARE YOU NOT A BARSTART? MUGU BOY COMEON SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT NO MAKE I
SEND YOU SMALL MONEY TO FEED YOUR ROBISH FAMILY HE GOAT LIKE YOU
IF YOU BE HERE I WILL SLAP YOU FACE HARD
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN JESUS NAME AMEN
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
A single pill or condom could have stop all of this embarrassment you are causing to the whole of Uganda, but your harlot mother was too stupid not to haven't taken the right step because she love fucking uncircumcised Uganda and tourist dicks, hopeless maggot from a smelly Ugandan woman pussy that doesn't know his real father, meanwhile before writing again make sure your google helps you to type correctly, senseless minor from a wretched home....your mother pussy is smelling all over your message here.
to me
A single pill or condom could have stop all of this embarrassment you are causing to the whole of Uganda, but your harlot mother was too stupid not to haven't taken the right step because she love fucking uncircumcised Uganda and tourist dicks, hopeless maggot from a smelly Ugandan woman pussy that doesn't know his real father, meanwhile before writing again make sure your google helps you to type correctly, senseless minor from a wretched home....your mother pussy is smelling all over your message here.
me
to Whocovid-19
NO COMDOM CAN PREVENT A DEMON LIKE YOU BEING BORN.DEVIL FULK YOUR MAMA
BEFORE SHE BORNT YOU USELESS VAGABOND.DIEEEEE IN HOLY GHOST FIRE
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOO
IDIOT TALKING ABOUT TYPING WHILE YOU ATE TO STUPID TO USE SPEELL CHECK
YOURSELF FOOLISH BOY
to Whocovid-19
NO COMDOM CAN PREVENT A DEMON LIKE YOU BEING BORN.DEVIL FULK YOUR MAMA
BEFORE SHE BORNT YOU USELESS VAGABOND.DIEEEEE IN HOLY GHOST FIRE
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOO
IDIOT TALKING ABOUT TYPING WHILE YOU ATE TO STUPID TO USE SPEELL CHECK
YOURSELF FOOLISH BOY
Whocovid-19 Relieffund
to me
I have just sighted your family and could see much embarrassment you've caused them by fucking your mother and raping minors in that area, listen you wasted sperm from a truck pusher that fucked the harlot while mistakenly give birth to a useless non entity like you, I am sure that local drug you are taking just to prove you can do it have damaged your brain cells and you now reason like a mad fellow that you are because after reading your messages despite my instructions to make sure your spellings are correct, yet you stupidly proving that you didn't finish primary school and yet you are here to compete with a man that know how smelly your mama white pant turned brown smells, before you talk to me ask that harlot that gave birth to you who is your true father, basterd is to good for you because most basterd that I have seen are well educated than you blood of wretched generations.
to me
I have just sighted your family and could see much embarrassment you've caused them by fucking your mother and raping minors in that area, listen you wasted sperm from a truck pusher that fucked the harlot while mistakenly give birth to a useless non entity like you, I am sure that local drug you are taking just to prove you can do it have damaged your brain cells and you now reason like a mad fellow that you are because after reading your messages despite my instructions to make sure your spellings are correct, yet you stupidly proving that you didn't finish primary school and yet you are here to compete with a man that know how smelly your mama white pant turned brown smells, before you talk to me ask that harlot that gave birth to you who is your true father, basterd is to good for you because most basterd that I have seen are well educated than you blood of wretched generations.
And the other one:
Apex Bank New York
to me
you and your generation even those unborn will die reched. Uganda is one of the poorest countries in the world. what else do you have. shame to you. you will die of toberclous.
to me
you and your generation even those unborn will die reched. Uganda is one of the poorest countries in the world. what else do you have. shame to you. you will die of toberclous.
me
to Apex Bank New York
comon get out of my box hungry boy. go to market carry ashawo meet
your mama there bastard buy. fool like you sweating like elefant in
9ja while the big man prosper here in uganda. better go back to your
village. kaikai can not feed a fool like you hungry belle hunger cloud
your brain .how can a man of your age act foolish like that?
childless wifeless bastard dieeeeeeee
david
to Apex Bank New York
comon get out of my box hungry boy. go to market carry ashawo meet
your mama there bastard buy. fool like you sweating like elefant in
9ja while the big man prosper here in uganda. better go back to your
village. kaikai can not feed a fool like you hungry belle hunger cloud
your brain .how can a man of your age act foolish like that?
childless wifeless bastard dieeeeeeee
david
Apex Bank New York
to me
you will die a fool. your family will never know peace or joy. what ever money you make will bring sorrow to your family. your wide will die with pregnancy. and your onot son will die at the age of 20yrs
to me
you will die a fool. your family will never know peace or joy. what ever money you make will bring sorrow to your family. your wide will die with pregnancy. and your onot son will die at the age of 20yrs
me
to Apex Bank New York
look at you still blasting format at this hour. silly guy drunkard
like you father like son. son like father. ask your ashawo mother
wetin be your real father. village mumu. if you be here i would slap
you very hardl.give me your account no make i send you small money for
food and fuel my dog eats better then you confirmed ewu thunder fire
you there
david
to Apex Bank New York
look at you still blasting format at this hour. silly guy drunkard
like you father like son. son like father. ask your ashawo mother
wetin be your real father. village mumu. if you be here i would slap
you very hardl.give me your account no make i send you small money for
food and fuel my dog eats better then you confirmed ewu thunder fire
you there
david
Apex Bank New York
to me
if you don't take care I will ruin your life. don't try me. enough is enough.
I repeat I will ruin your life if you try me. don't write me again of you will see your life destroyed in your village shrine.
to me
if you don't take care I will ruin your life. don't try me. enough is enough.
I repeat I will ruin your life if you try me. don't write me again of you will see your life destroyed in your village shrine.
Of course I wrote him again. So far my life has not been ruined. I was also unable to locate a shrine in my village.
