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CertainHuman
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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 10, 2022 23:12:40 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 3 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 10, 2022 23:12:40 GMT

Start of bait 29th October 2022

Alan gets so many delivery agents that contact him. So many tantalising offers from some amazing human beings. Isn't he lucky?
He puts the scammer Patrick through quite the experience here.

Patrick (scammer) - Red
Alan - Blue

Barrister Kofi Mensah joins in later as well

I skip over the boring initial conversation and re-join at the point of initial payment.

OK.
Send £270 to the details bellow.
REDACTED
You can send by either Western Union or MoneyGram but you will have to copy us receipt so that we can forward to them for confirmation while your parcel leaves for your address same day. Is this OK by you. Patrick.

Thank you for your email. I have heard on the news that Western Unions and MoneyGrams are used by criminals, fraudstars and drug dealers. I don’t think it would be professional to use such a service. Maybe I could send you a bank transfer. What are your bank details sir?

REDACTED BANK INFORMATION

Thank you for this information. I will have to send the 280 tomorrow as the bank is closed at this time. I will send the money tomorrow. Is this all okay with you?

Kindly forward transfer slip via attachment once you are done. Also, if you are the one to receive personally kindly update us or otherwise.

I will make the transfer today. Thank you

I have returned home, and I have sent the money to the account. If I may ask,
how long will it be before I get my fundz?

I love this part of the bait. Scammer wants the receipt, but it doesn't exist. Round and round we go in circles. I'm sure the scammer shares my joy.

Are you sure? Can you confirm the receipt to me here?
Kindly forward the receipt so that I can check with them.

PLEASE I AM WAITING FOR THE RECEIPT OF THE TRANSFER YOU MADE TO THE BARCLAYS ACCOUNT SO THAT I CAN SHOW TO THEM. AT DHL TO BE ABLE TO POST THE PARCEL STRAIGHT TO YOU.

I don’t understand what you mean in your email. There is no receipt. When you receive the money how long before I get my funds because it’s very important for me to collect it quickly.

The account details is not mine and you know that. So it is a confirmation receipt of your transaction that we will show to DHL along with your parcel before they can send it. I said it earlier in my messages that once you make transfer, kindly forward transfer slip to further confirm that you had paid truly. That is all we want from you now.

screenshot your transferred payment confirmation for DHL perusal as they just demanded. Waiting for it.

I’m not sure how I can screenshot a receipt I don’t have. Please sir, just inform me when you receive the money. I really need to know when I will get my fundz

Frustration levels rising

HOW DID YOU MADE THE PAYMENT? FROM YOUR BANK? FROM YOUR PHONE? DID YOU GO TO BARCLAYS? A PROOF IS NEEDED. IFNOT, NO PAYMENT CAN BE ACKNOWLEDGE BY ANYBODY. THIS IS THE TRUTH. YOU HAVE TO SHOW PROOF THAT YOU PAID OTHERWISE, YOU DID NOT.

What exactly is the problem? I have sent the money. I don’t have a banking app and I cannot obtain a receipt. The transfer will probably take a while. I suggest you stop acting like a child and be patient. Thats it

This insult caused upset...

you are the one that sent money and you are saying I am acting like a child. Do I owe you or what do you mean? So to keep you safe now has made me act like a child. How can a local transfer uk to uk take time what time? You lied you did not pay any money because even the lady has shown statement this morning. It is fake you did not pay anything. Do you think we are here for joke or you think it is A FRAUD OR SCAM?

This bait is still going, but we aren't caught up yet. I'll post more tomorrow. I promise it gets better...

Last Edit: Dec 6, 2022 5:27:50 GMT by stellabella: removed excess line usage

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Fuck you ashole and get out from my box idiot (Mr Logan)
Please do come to insult me do you hear me well, just don't try to mess with my head (Mr Victor)
You can not use the whole day to purchase a card. (Patrick)

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 10, 2022 23:47:26 GMT Macs, CertainHuman, and 1 more like this

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Post by Yastreb on Nov 10, 2022 23:47:26 GMT

PLEASE I AM WAITING FOR THE RECEIPT OF THE TRANSFER

When asked for the receipt of payment, I tell the Lad something like "I can't do that until [owner of account] sends it to me." That has caused much confusion.

YOU ARE A INGE-AT AND A MAD MAN STOP CONTACT ME.

YOU ARE THE WORST FOOL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MYLIFE IDIOT

OU ARE AN IDIOT A BIG FOOL YOU ARE YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR FATHER THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH YOU FUCKING BASTARD LIKE YOU

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 11, 2022 20:33:04 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 2 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 11, 2022 20:33:04 GMT

Yastreb I will use this excuse in future for sure. Great idea

We continue. Patrick is already losing his patience.

Then how did you sent the money? From any where in the UK 280 POUNDS what a receipt.
Am I not here?

I’m not happy with you at all. Why are you calling me a liar? I think maybe you are playing with me because I have sent the money and you should’ve received it by now. What's going on??

Why? I am protecting your interest and that is why I asked you to provide a receipt to enable me show to the DHL that truly you had paid. Is that a crime sir?
If I do not do that, how will they know who sent the money to that account? My names are Patrick and not the names on that account and that means it is not mine and for that I need to show evidence. So why blaming me sir? Get me the proof and let me go send your parcel first thing tomorrow morning.

You can go to where you transferred the fees to request for a receipt and send to me by attachment.
I hope to get it from you soonest so that we can head to DHL straight.

I'm going to keep asking this question. As if he's not already annoyed enough

I think I’ll do this. I will go to the bank and establish exactly what is going on here. I will do this later as I’m a bit tired at this moment.
Sir, I need to know, how long before I actually get my fundz?

Once you confirm the receipt tome,we move immediately to send it to you and so you are getting the funds same day. If you do it now, you will get it in 3-4 hours.

I am about to leave for the bank now. I will not be with my emails. I will update you on what the bank says when I return. So, I suggest you exercise patience and wait. Goodbye

I sent this email early in the day. Sadly, for the scammer, Alan like to really take his time with matters like this. He will be forced to wait and go through a whole day of stress and anxiety XD

A few hours later

I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU.

And later still

What happen at your bank?

Sorry for the late response. I just got back from the bank and I have to say I’ve had a terrible day. I explained the situation to the clerk, and then the manager arrived. He shouted at me, gave me back my money and told me the transfer failed. I asked why and he refused to give me a straight answer. I have the 280 cash in my hand right now. What happens next? I am still hoping for a swift resolution to this.

Really this is just to move the scam to a new but equally unproductive cycle of failed payments.

OK. DHL just gave a better option today. Go to this apple store in your area Highcross Leicester and buy apple iTunes gift card with the money and send the card and the receipt via
email and I will take it to DHL to post your card at once and this can be done within 2-3 hours maximum. REDACTED DETAILS OF A STORE NEAR ALANS FAKE LOCATION
Just go there and tell them you want to buy and you buy the one of 280 pounds and send it both receipt to my email and I will move to do your job immediately.
I look forward to hear from you now.

I think I understand your instructions well. I have never used gift card for payment before. It’s too late and I won’t be able to get to the stores in time. I’ll just buy it tomorrow. Before we proceed, I need to ask you a question.

Please go ahead with your question.

He's an impatient little shit

I am waiting for your question sir.

LOL

How long before I get my fundz? This process it is taking quite some time and I would like the money. It’s important.

ONCE YOU CONFIRM ITUNES CARD WITH RECEIPT, WITHIN 3-4 HOURS, YOU SHALL RECEIVE IT 100% CONFIRM

My wife is going out to get the cards in just a moment. She is aware of the deal and it’s all good with her. I will be here if you have concerns. Thank you sir

I'm afraid most of the idiots emails are in shouty caps from now on.

I WANT TO BE SURE YOU GET IT TODAY AT ALL COST AND THAT S WHY I FEEL THAT BY GODS GRACE THE ITUNE GIFT CARD IS THE ONLY SWIFT OPTION TO ENSURE YOU ARE ATTENDED TO TODAY AND ONCE AND FOR ALL. I WILL BE WAITING.
ONCE DONE,KINDLY SEND THE CARD ALONG WITH RECEIPT THAT PURCHASE THE CARD TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE AT DHL OK?
PATRICK.

I understand everything. You will continue to wait.

And that's it for now. Spoiler alert. it doesn't go well for poor Patrick... Quite a few failed attempts at payment and an appearance of the noble Barrister Kofi Mensah.
We haven't caught up yet. The bait is still ongoing.
I will post more as soon as I can. Thank you

Last Edit: Dec 6, 2022 5:31:04 GMT by stellabella: removed excess line usage

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 12, 2022 22:06:14 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 3 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 12, 2022 22:06:14 GMT

It's time to throw a curveball.

Who is Barrister Kofi Mensah? Why is he contacting me about this?

We do not know anybody of such never here. Is your wife not done?

Barrister Kofi Mensah has told me that you’re working for him and that you made a mistake. Apparently, the fee is not 280 but 500 and I am to send the cards to him. He asked me to provide my wife’s phone number and I believe he is calling her now. I think everything is okay sir and I wouldn’t worry about it Here is my wife’s number in case you need to contact her REDACTED

At this point Patrick thinks Alan's wife is going to the store to buy gift cards

PLEASE IS THE GIFT SHOP THAT FAR FROM YOUR LOCATION? BECAUSE IT IS YOURS I AM WAITING FOR TO GO FOR THE PARCEL I SUPPOSED TO HAVE SENT TO CHINA. I WANT TO SEND YOURS AT ONCE TO AVOID THE STRESS OF COMING AND GOING BACK THERE. KEEP ME POSTED IN TIME.

From now on I will add in subject lines in Italics. I'll only do this when Patrick writes something funny or interesting...

I do notknow him and will never know him from where?
IT IS 280 AND NOT 500.
WHO IS KOFFI?

Patrick begins to panic

IF YOUR WIFE SEND CARD TO STRANGER,THEN YOU ARE SCAMED AND THAT IS NOT FROM FCSC? THAT NAME IS A GHANIAN NAMES AND THAT IS A SCAM AS I HAD JUST CHECKED

Another one in the subject line. These last few were sent just minutes apart. It shows the idiots stress

I WILL REPORT HIMTO THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

SINCE ALL THESE DAYS WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING TO RESOLVE YOUR MATTER,THIS NAME DID NOT SHOW. BARRISTER KOFI, THAT IS A SCAM NAMES AND LIKE A NAME THAT SCAMMED MY AUNT FEW MONTHS BACK OF FAKE LOVE. BE VERY CAREFUL AND WHY DID YOU NOT CONSULT ME BEFORE GIVING YOUR WIFE NUMBER TO A STRANGER WHO CLAIMED I WORKED FOR HIM AND YOU JUST BELIEVE. WHY? WHERE IS HE WORKING?

This is how Patrick reacts to the mere mention of Barrister Kofi Mensah. You can only imagine how he reacts when the payment inevitably fails

Subject: IF YOU DARE SEND HIM THE CARD, THEN YOU ARE SCAMMED. I SWEAR. I AM ALREADY FILING A REPORT TO THE POLICE SHALL BE DONE IN A MOMENT.

SEND ME ALL HIS DETAILS NOW BECAUSE HE MAY WANT TO STEAL INFORMATION AND HOW DID HE CONTACT YOU? FROM WHERE DID HE KNOW YOU?

Are you telling me that you do not know the Barrister??
My wife has purchased the cards and is on her way home now. I suggest you give her a call to sort this confusion out.

I never know anybody as the head of FSCS, There is no one else except me. From the on set, I was communicating with you, I never mention anybody and it is very risky when you have some one valuable and will not do that.

I NEED TO REPORT THIS CASE FAST.

JUST IN CASE BEFORE THE CARD GET TO YOU AND IF IT GETS TO YOU,YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR PIN IMMEDIATELY FROM THE REGULAR ONE AFTER FIRST WITHDRAWAL.
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND HAS CONFIRMED OUR MESSAGE BECAUSE IT IS VERY DANGEROUS HAVING A TOTAL STRANGER PENETRATING FINANCIAL INFORMATION IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD YOUR CARD TO HIM. BY THE WAY, WHICH CARD IS HE TALKING ABOUT AND FROM WHAT BANK IS THE CARD? YOU ASK HIM, THEN LEAVE HIM FOR THE POLICE AS WE ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THAT SOONEST.

Hope he did not call her? And by the way, how can you believe DHL will take 500 to send a parcel? That is criminal. Not a Cargo, but a parcel. Be very careful.

Alan takes a long time to respond. This must have been frustrating him

Has she come or not. I want to be on my way.

Does this delay means you submitted to a total stranger or what?

She is on her way home now. The bus she has taken is a bit delayed. If you want the codes now you will have to phone her.

Another thing I will mention about Patrick; he refuses to speak on the phone. This is an opportunity, in his mind at least, to obtain the codes quickly. Either he is too cheap to spend even a single Naira on a victim, or he is just really lazy. Perhaps both.

Subject: I hope she has not given any to that scam bastard Barrister?

Ask her not to even take his call now respond to him.

Probably one my favourite quotes from Patrick yet

Subject: You can not use the whole day to purchase a card.

Stop being impatient. My wife has only just got back. The bus broke down and she's had a very traumatic day. If you wanted the cards sooner, you should’ve phoned her.
We are working on sending photos of the cards right now. Please continue to wait!

Not what you thank and I am so sorry for the hectic experience of your wife over a very rough commuting today. I was only feeling you have to receive it earlier. OK. But hope she
did not give out any detail info about the card and it receipt?

Here are the gift cards. They are scratched off and photographed. My wife had to get some $50 cards. We are still trying to photograph the other cards, so these are the first two. Hope these are okay.

And I included some used gift cards. But Alan failed to mention this. He would have to check them first. Since he is the one to discover the Barrister stole the money, I believe it adds to his frustration.

OK IS THIS 2 $50 EACH?

YOUR FUNDS SHALL BE POSTED BEFORE 12.NOON TOMORROW YOU WILL RECEIVE IT.

If you have your phone,snap it as a screen shot and send via your phone. I need to be able to get to DHL office in the morning with the complete card figure. Are they $50 each?

My phone camera doesn't work. I will try and figure it out in the morning. I suggest you take what you have and exchange them for the equivalent in cash as soon as you can. Once you have done this I will try and send over the rest. Also, my wife said she didn't get any phone calls from you. What is the meaning of this??
It's been a long day and I'm tired of all this. I will only be happy when I finally get my fundz tomorrow.

The confusion the so called Koffi caused was enough for me to take some legal action immediately. For your information, I must do the conversion at DHL office direct along with your parcel at hand and so, it is strictly official and can not be done by me but till I get others and get to their office at DHL before card becomes cash for them to post the card which is your funds to you direct.
That is the situation.

And the idiot finally realises

Subject: YOU ALREADY GAVE THE CARD TO SCAMMER BARRISTER KOFFI AND YOU SENT ME AN EMPTY CARD USED. WAIT FOR YOUR CARD FROM THAT SCAM

DO NOT CONTACT THIS OFFICE AGAIN.
YOU JUST LOST YOUR MONEY.

"Do not contact this office again"... Alan will now proceed to completely ignore this (rolling)

Next time, Patrick's full anger and frustration at Alans actions will be shown. Thank you for reading.

Last Edit: Dec 6, 2022 5:34:42 GMT by stellabella: removed excess line usage

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stellabella Moderator FAIRY GODMOTHER Posts: 1,051	"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 12, 2022 23:10:22 GMT CertainHuman and rob419 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by stellabella on Nov 12, 2022 23:10:22 GMT Well played CH. Can't wait for the next instalment and then for the fundz to hit your hot little hands

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 14, 2022 21:26:07 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 2 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 14, 2022 21:26:07 GMT

After this revelation, Patrick starts to get very angry. Please enjoy the frustration filled emails

Subject: I SHOWED YOU WHAT TO DO AND YOU HAD A STRANEGR CONTACTED YOU AND YOU GAVE THE SOLUTION TO YOUR DELIVERY TO HIM THAT YOU NEVER KNEW?
IT IS A PITY.
THEN WAIT FOR HIM TO BRING YOUR MONEY BECAUSE I ALREADY REPORTED TO THE BANK AND THE POLICE.
DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN. JUST FOLLOW HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU.

At this point I started to send the scammer some insults from a new email as barrister Kofi Mensah. He was not impressed with this...
But first, Alan is confused

I'm confused. The barrister called my wife and told her you worked for him. He said you were his cafe boi. I have no idea what's going on here. Are you saying that you do not work for the noble barrister?

Subject: YOU ARE NOT ASHAMEOF YOURSELF. ME CAFE BOY? YOU GAVE HIM WHAT I SUGGESTED TO YOU. HE IS NOBLE GO TO HIM.

I SAID TO YOU THAT YOU ARE SCAMMED AND RUBBISHED. YOU SAID HE IS A NOBLE MAN, CONTINUE WITH HIM AND SEE WHERE YOU LAND YOURSELF AND THAT OF YOUR FAMILY.
DO NOT WRITE TO THIS OFFICE AGAIN.
PATRICK.

I was just saying what the barrister told me. Are you telling me my money is lost? What is going on here? Please sir I need your help

Subject: GO CHECK THE HISTORY OF FSCS AND SEE MY NAME THERE AND WHAT THIEF PILFED YOU TO TAKE YOUR MONEY WHILE I WAS HERE FINDING SOLUTION

I CAN NOT HELP YOU. GO TO HIM AND SEE YOUR END. I AM NOT A NOBLE MAN HE IS. SINCE YOU CAN DETERMINE HOW NOBLE HE IS. WAIT FOR YOUR MONEY FROM HIM. I AM CANCELLING YOUR ALLOTMENT AND RETURNING ATM CARD BACK TO ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND BECAUSE I ALREADY COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY TO THE BANK.
THAT IS FINAL.

I have just blocked the barrister. I realise what you are saying now. I need your help here my friend. Please don’t cancel my fundz they are important to me. I’m sure there is another solution to our problem here. Please sir

The idiot is just very confused and lost

Subject: THE LORD GOD IS MY WITNESS. I SAID IT IS 280 AND YOU BOUGHT 500. WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH. I AM PATRICK NOT A BOY AND NEVER ONE.

THIS IS MY 9 YEARS AS THE HEAD OF FSCS AND NOT KNOWING ANYBODY ANY WHERE WITH ALL MY RECORD. NOW THE DHL I SENT YESTERDAY SINCE YOU DID NOT TURN UP IN TIME, THE PERSON SHALL RECEIVE IT BY 7:PM TONIGHT IN CHINA.
AND YOURS IS JUST 3-4 HOURS AND YOU GET IT. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LOOSE THAT MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE A FAMILY AND YOU NEED MONEY AND NOT TO LOOSE MONEY TO SCAM. WHY?

Patrick and his greed. He takes this whole situation to steal more money from his mugu. Unbelievable

Subject: SOLUTION IS GO GET ANOTHER CARD URGENTLY AND THIS TIME I WILL CHARGE YOU 400 WHAT OF CARD

280 BRITISH POUNDS IS ABOUT 314 DOLLARS AND NOW WITH MY TRANSPORTATION TO DHL AND RETURN, YOU MUST SEND 400 DOLLARS GIFT CARD URGENTLY. THAT IS ALL AND I WILL CONTACT RBS BANK TO EXPLAIN TO THEM.
THAT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.

Subject: IF YOU DO NOT REPLY, THEN LETS ME CONTINUE WITH MY OFFICE ROUTINE

NO TIME TO WASTE. YOU LOST THAT AND YOU HAVE LOST IT. NEXT TIME YOU KNOW THE TRUTH FROM FALSEHOOD.

Oh Patrick, you have plenty of time to waste with Alan... (rolling)

Also, all these emails were sent within an hour or so.

It’s unfortunate that this has happened believe me. It was not my intention to waste your time. I am just as confused as you are sir. I’m just in shock that I lost my money. The barrister tricked me, but I have blocked him, and I think everything will be okay now. You mentioned another fee to be paid?
Please explain further.

400 IN US DOLLARS. BUT 300 WAS IN BRITISH POUNDS

Just to get Patrick a bit more invested, Alan offers to get more then he asked for

I will just buy 400 worth of cards. I will return shortly with the cards.
One more thing, what is barrister Kofi Mensah calls me?

TELL YOUR WIFE AS WELL AS YOURSELF NOT TO TAKE HIS CALLS BECAUSE THE POLICE MAY COME TO QUESTION YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES ABOUT HIM. I AM NOT HERE ON MY OWN BUT THE AUTHORITY SENT THEIR MESSAGE THROUGH FSCS TO THE NEEDED BENEFICIARY.
I HAVE REPORTED AND BE CAREFUL OR ANY OTHER PERSON NOW. DO NOT SCRATCH THE CARDS UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO SEND THEM TO ME. RBS BANK IS WATCHING ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES UNTIL YOU GET YOUR FUNDS. 100% CONFIRM.

I have returned from the store. The bus had no problems today and the journey was not stressful at all. I just ignored all calls I received. I don’t think the Noble Barrister Kofi Mensah contacted me. There is a problem though. I was not able to find any iTunes cards. The clerk at the store told me google play cards were similar. I just bought some of those. Is this okay?

send it and how much did you buy?
send the copy and it numbers now to see if I can meet up with DHL office.
Send it right away.

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So Patrick is about to be chopped again. How sad. Now I will show the small conversation Patrick had with the Noble Barrister. This was taking place at the same time

i chop this guy ALAN 100 cards yesterday. I harked his box and ty for this also Stupid cafeboi

Patrick doesn't take this well

YOU HAVE THE GUT TO WRITE TO ME?

GO BACK TO THE STREET AND SELL UR GALA AND APPLE FOOL

YOU COLLECTED MONEY YOU STILL INSULT ME?

I HARK UR MUGU HAHAHA

WHAT HAS THAT GET TO DO WITH ME AND YOUR INSULT?

AND YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH INSULT ON WHOM YOU DO NOT KNOW?

TAKE 10 NAIRA TO FEED YOUR FAMILY YOU ARE A POOR BOY

hum!!!!!!!

I have no idea what this means? I have checked some translators but turned up nothing. Any suggestions?
Thats it for now. I apologise for the short updates. I wish I had more time to upload more each day. I will post a little more tomorrow. We will see how Patrick reacts to getting his well-deserved money stolen yet again XD

Last Edit: Dec 6, 2022 5:37:01 GMT by stellabella: removed excess line usage

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stellabella Moderator FAIRY GODMOTHER Posts: 1,051	"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 15, 2022 8:49:13 GMT CertainHuman and rob419 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by stellabella on Nov 15, 2022 8:49:13 GMT Could be a case of fat fingers, where it should have been hmmm!!!!!!! or more likely putting both forefingers in his ears and humming (even though it is written and not spoken! )

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 17, 2022 22:36:20 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 1 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 17, 2022 22:36:20 GMT

We continue... Life continues to get worse for our dear Patrick.

send cards if you can now.

I send this along with some more photos of used gift cards. After he checks them, he will come to the conclusion that the noble barrister has stolen them yet again (rolling)

Sorry for the delay. I had a bit of problem with my computer. It’s all resolved now. Here are the gift card photos. They are 2x 200 worth and I put them in dollars, so you get the correct amount. I hope that I can finally get my fundz now this is done.

oh no...

Subject: YOU HAVE LOST THIS CARD AS WELL. HE GOT MY COMMUNICATION WITH YOU AND HE HAS HACKED YOURS.
THAT BARRISTER IS A HACKER AND HE HAS HACKED THIS CARD. HE SAID HE HASHACKED YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT LONG TIME BEFORE YOU KNEW ME. CAN YOU SEE?

Patrick responds to Mensah again and he is NOT happy

YOU HAVE THE GUT TO WRITE TO ME?

YOU HAVE THE GOT TO WRITE TO ME? CHAI!!!!!.

He writes to Alan and is equally angry with him

Subject: HE HAS BEEN MONITORING YOUR EMAIL COMMUNICATIONS BEFORE YOU KNEW ME, SO THE POLICE JUST CONFIRM
EVEN THESE TWO CARDS, 200 $ EACH HE HAS COLLECT IT. DO NOT WRITE TO ME HERE ON THIS EMAIL AGAIN.
USE ANOTHER EMAIL.

DO NOT CLICK ANY ATTACHMENT OR ANY LINK THAT WAS WHERE HE HACKED YOU FROM. APART FROM MY EMAIL ADDRESS, DO NOT ACCEPT, RESPOND OR WRITE TO ANY EMAIL ADDRESS HENCE FORTH EVEN IF HE IS SEEING ALL THESE MESSAGES. NOT TO WORRY JUST CREATE ANOTHER EMAIL ADDRESS LIKE I HAD SAID AND DO AS I HAD SAID. SEND ME ONLY A MESSAGE AND DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINK EVEN IF
THEY TAG IT WITH MY NAMES, DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINK. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU HAVE CREATED THAT NEW EMAIL.

So, he doesn't want me to click on any links. Noted.
Alan asks for his phone number, but he never does provide it. Lazy fuck. He also sent an email containing the conversation between himself and Mensah

I don’t know what any of that means. Who is mugu? I don’t know how to make a new email address. Please, give me your phone number and we can discuss this over the phone. Maybe this is the best way

SEND ME YOUR WIFES EMAIL AND I WILL DIRECT YOU WHAT TO DO FROM HER EMAIL AND DO NOT USE THIS EMAIL AGAIN

Alan proceeds to ignore this

I think I understand you. Do you want me to send you her email here? Is that what you're saying?

LET HER TOO NOT TO EVER CLICK ON ANY LINK SHE RECEIVE IN HER EMAIL
HENCE FORTH. NO MATTER WHAT SUBJECT THEY TAG THE LINK OF DOWNLOAD.

Patrick is so angry he can barely type his sentences correctly

Subject: NO DO NOT SEND HER EMAIL BUT USE HE EMAIL TO WITE TO ME BECAUSE AS A HACKE,HE CAN CLONE OU EMAIL IDS
O MAY BE IT IS YOU COMPUTE HE HACKED, WE DO NOT KNOW YET. HE MAY HAVEHACKED INTO YOU COMPUTER,THEN THAT WILL BE VERY BAD EXCEPT YOUREFORMAT THAT COMPUTER, THE HACKING VIRUS WILL NOT LEAVE AND WHATEVERCOMMUNICATION YOU ARE HAVING ON THAT COMPUTER,HE SEES ALL AND CHECKSALL.
THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?

Impatiently

Subject: WAITING FORYOUR URGENT RESPONSE THIS MORNING.

Alan gets his priorities straight

I only just woke up now. My wife has gone to work and won’t get back for a few hours. In the meantime, is there any way for me to get my fundz soon? I have been looking forward to receiving them for quite a while now. It seems that every time I proceed with the payment something goes wrong.
There must be some solution to our problems.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER EMAIL ID? ARE YOU COMMUNICATING FROM LAPTOP OR PHONE? CAN YOU WRITE A MESSAGE FROM YOU PHONE IF IT IS FROM YOUR COMPUTER THAT HE HAS BUGGED OR HACKED YOU? WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY SO THAT I CAN INSTRUCT YOU WHAT TO SAFELY DO AND WE RESOLVE THIS TODAY AT ALL COST.

I decided to skip over a few boring emails. Patrick sent me an email from a new email. Alan is more confused than ever

I have just had a distressing revelation. I have received an email from someone claiming to be you. He knows your name and our business, but the email address is different. Could it be that the Barrister knows your email address? What is going on here?

What I wrote from that email was that if you have bought the card, then you scratch and send one first to confirm and if it is ok, before you scratch the other two at least to keep us on the safer side. I know your must receive the funds today. Very sure 100%.

I didn’t read the email much. I just deleted it as soon as I saw it. That was your advice. I feel like you are trying to confuse me here. This whole process has me completely lost.

Subject: MY INTENTION WASTO USE THAT SO WE CAN BE COMPLETELY NEW IN THE COMMUNICATION FROM THE EVIL MAN
THAT WAS MY INTENTION.
ANY WAYS, YOU UNDERSTAND NOW. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT JUST DO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO AND LET ME DISCHARGE THIS JOB HENCE IT IS TAKING TOO MUCH TIME AND TO AVOID ANY COMPLICATION, LET THE FUNDS BE POSTED TODAY ONCE CARDS ARE READY. LIKE I SAID, IT WAS AN ADVISE I GAVE IN THAT EMAIL MESSAGE, THE SAME I GAVE HERE AND STILL GIVING. GET THE CARDS AND SCRATCH ONE FIRST AND SEND IT FOR CONFIRMATION BEFORE YOU SEND OTHERS. I WANT YOU TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE OK. DO IT AND SAVE THE TIME BECAUSE I HAVE OTHER THINGS DOING RIGHT NOW.
THANK YOU.

Sure, you have other ~~things to do~~ people to scam. Why do you think Alan is being such a nuisance...

KINDLY MAKE IT SNAPPY SO THAT I CAN HAVE TIME TO GO TO DHL AND COME TO ATTEND TO OTHER ASSIGNMENT OK? YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE LOST. HENCE YOU ARE SAFE FROM THAT DEVIL, THAT ALONE IS OK BY ME BECAUSE AFTER THIS,YOU WILL HAVE NO MONEY TO LOOSE EVER AGAIN TO SUCH PEOPLE AND KINDLY BE VERY CAREFUL NEXT TIME IN DEALING WITH PEOPLE OK?
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

Time to try and get another bank account from the idiot

KINDLY MAKE IT SNAPPY”. Are you playing with me here? Why are you being so rude? I have already spent so much on gift cards. You say they are the safest and easiest means of payment. This is just not true. Every time I send you a card it gets stolen by the noble barrister Kofi Mensah. I don’t want to buy any more gift cards frankly. I think from now on I will only pay via a bank transfer. There is no way the Barrister can hack a bank transfer.
Thats it!

Get ready for this masterpiece

Subject: HOW DO YOU RUDE? I KNOW THAT TO BE HONEST IS VERY RISKY
MY GOODNESS!!! I AM MORE FRIENDLY TO YOU THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. I SUGGEST THAT SO THAT I CAN BE THE ONE THAT IS RESPONSIBLE TO HANDLING YOUR TRANSACTION DIRECT INSTEAD OF USING AN ACCOUNT FROM DHL STAFF THAT WILL NOW GIVE US THE STRESS TO CHECK IF HE OR SHE HAS RECEIVED THE FEES OR NOT. IS THAT A CRIME? I CAN AS WELL LET YOU HANDLE YOUR THINGS IF MY TRYING TO BE HONEST HAS AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES RUDE TO YOU.
I THOUGHT WE CONCLUDED LAST NIGHT AND WHY THE CHANGE OF SITUATION NOW? I WROTE YOU FROM MY OTHER EMAIL DUE TO THAT FACT SINCE IT WAS THIS ONE WE WERE COMMUNICATING BEFORE THE INTRUDER ADVENT ED, I FELT I STILL HAVE TO CHANGE COMPLETELY SO THAT BOTH FROM YOUR END AND MINE WILL BE A TOTAL DIFFERENT AND NEW START. DOES THAT MEAN INSULT? WHEN I USE THE WORD SNAPPY, WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE HOW POSSIBLE THE FUNDS CAN GET TO YOU TODAY ONCE THE CARDS ARE READY. DOES THAT KIND INTENTION MEANS RUDE?
OK, DO IT YOUR WAY BECAUSE I AM NOT HERE FOR MONEY BUT FOR A GOOD AND HONEST JOB. IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOUR WAY, THEN YOU DO NOT NEED MY IDEA. I CAN NOT GET SOMEONE ACCOUNT FOR YOU WHERE I CAN NOT BE IN TOTAL CONTROL. FROM THIS CRIMINAL BARRISTER EXPERIENCE, HAVE YOU NOT LEARNT ANYTHING? IF YOU HAVE NOT, I DID.

"I KNOW THAT TO BE HONEST IS VERY RISKY" Makes sense coming from an idiot scammer

Of course, I learnt something. I learnt that payment via gift card is an unreliable method of payment. I’m just so concerned that the noble barrister will steal it once again. I don’t want my 600 gone down the drain. It’s not your money at risk here. Do you even understand my concerns?

THE HONEST TRUTH IS THAT WITH THIS EXPERIENCE, IF I CAN NOT BE IN TOTAL CONTROL AS APPOINTED, I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING HERE. BECAUSE IF I GIVE YOU ACCOUNT FROM DHL AND SOMETHING GOES WRONG, IS THAT NOT A SCAM? I KNOW SINCE YOU CAN GET THIS CARD, THEN GET IT AND SCRATCH ONE FOR ME TO CONFIRM AND IF I FAIL, YOU STILL HAVE TWO BY THE GRACE OF GOD, THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. THAT IS MY HONEST SUGGESTION AND IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT THAT THEN, MY HONEST DUTY IS NOT NEEDED.
100% TRANSPARENT HERE.

"IF I CAN NOT BE IN TOTAL CONTROL AS APPOINTED, I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING HERE" What an a-hole

I know they kicked me out, but I can travel to a new bank with a different manager.

TELL ME THE TRUTH. IS THE BARRISTER AWARE OF THE NEW EMAIL OF YOURWIFE AND HER LAPTOP OR WHAT?

THE TRUTH.

Patrick doesn't want to send me a bank account. Wonder why? Also, some nice inspirational words that the scammer should probably read himself...

WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE TO ANYTHING THAT HAPPEN SO THAT I CAN DEFEND MY JOB. PLEASE BUY THE CARD SO THAT I CAN PERSONALLY HANDLE THIS. TO CONFIRM THIS, BUY THE THREE CARDS AND SEND ONE FIRST FOR ME TO CONFIRM AND THAT ONCE CONFIRM, THEN WE ARE GOOD AS DONE. IT WILL ONLY TAKE FEW HOURS FOR YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS. I PUT MY FAITH FIRST BEFORE MONEY BECAUSE MONEY DOES NOT BUY LIFE AND THAT IS MY FAITH. LIFE AND NOT MONEY. EVEN THOUGH WE NEED TO SURVIVE AS WE LIVE, BUT IT HAS TO BE HONEST MEANS OF IT. GET THE CARD AND LET ME HANDLE IT PERFECTLY FOR YOU. THAT IS MY FINAL ADVISE.

Are you playing games with me here? I have clearly said, multiple times, that I am not comfortable paying via gift cards. They are not safe and they are not easy. I do not want the noble barrister to get his hands on them again. To entirely mitigate that risk, I will pay the fee via a bank transfer. I will go to a new bank branch with a new manager. I am sure the money will go through. Do you understand all this?

Another gem. Patrick has really lost it now. I believe we are only a week or two into the bait at this point.

Subject: PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU FOR WHAT?
HOW YOU MEAN PLAY GAMES?
DO YOU LIKE HONESTY AT ALL? HAVE I COLLECTED ANY THING FROM YOU IF NOTFOR YOUR CARD THAT IS IN OUR POSSESSION? SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW? PLEASE DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE MY HANDS ARE CLEAR AND GOD BEAR ME WITNESS. I AM THE ONE TO DO THE JOB AND IF NOT BECAUSE THAT THIEF HAS HIS HANDS ON YOUR EARLIER, IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS . AND IF YOU THINK THAT I WHO WANT TO DO THE JOB HAS NO RIGHT TO TELL YOU THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO DO IT FOR IT TO BE SAFE FOR YOU, THEN GO DO IT YOUR WAY THEN TO AVOID GAME.
PLEASE I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY HEADS ALREADY. I WAITED FOR YOU FOR THE WHOLE DAY, BUT YOU TURNED THE PROPOSAL YOU MADE LAST NIGHT DOWN AND YOU KEPT ME WAITING JUST FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH SKEPTIC.

I AM THE ONE TO DO THE JOB AND IF I SUGGEST THE BEST WAY AND YOU REFUSED IT, PLEASE KINDLY DO YOUR OWN WAY AND TAKE ME OUT OF GAMING.

Maybe Patrick is getting a bit defeated?

Subject: IF I AM HONEST AND YOU DO NOT SEE IT, I BETTER QUIT
I HAVE MY FAITH EVEN THOUGH I AM WORKING FOR MONEY. I MUST DO GOOD TO GET GOOD THAT IS MY POLICY.
I SAID WITH THE CARD, IT WILL BE FACE TO FACE WITH ME AND THE DHL PEOPLE AND YOU ARE TALKING OF ACCOUNT WHERE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR ACCOUNT OWNER TO CONFIRM BEFORE I DO YOUR JOB?

Time for the usual spoiler alert; Patrick doesn't quit! Not yet at least. We are still not close to catching up. Patrick has sent over 230 emails as of posting this. He is going crazy.

So many failed attempts at payment to come. I will upload as soon as I'm able. Thank you for reading

Last Edit: Nov 17, 2022 22:49:03 GMT by CertainHuman

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 24, 2022 13:25:44 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 3 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 24, 2022 13:25:44 GMT

Bit of an update
After the gift cards failed again, he provided another bank account. Mensah chopped him again. He continued to demand gift cards for whatever reason but Alan refused. He then provided a 3rd account for me to report. What an idiot. He was in a constant state of anger and frustration, but most of his emails are pretty boring and similar. Eventually he gave up with Alan with this glorious email.

Subject: Re: I LOSS? WHY I DID NOT LOOSE ANYTHING BUT YOU OR WOEVER IS WRITTING TO ME IS THE LOSSER.
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WEATHER IT IS THE IDIOT KOFFI MENSAH THAT ISN WRITING TO ME OR IT IS ALAN BUT WHOEVER IT IS, LOSS IS YOUR AND NOT MINE. I DO NOT KNOW ANY OF YOU AND WILL NEVER KNOW ANY OF YOU. SO WHO LOST THE MONEY AND CARD TO THE THIEF, IS THE LOOSER AND NOT ME.GOOD BYE LONG BEFORE NOW.
AS IF I CARE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR ME AND TALK TO ME LIKE, MEN TO HELL WITH YOU. DO YOU EVEN CHECK MY STATUS BEFORE YOU WRITE TO ME AT ALL? DO YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE OF WHO EVER ANYBODY IS? I AM A GOOD TRAIN AND STILL HAVE A SUFFICIENT GRACE OF THE GOD ALMIGHTY. AND SO, AT SUCH YOU THINK I AM HERE FOR YOU? SO FUCKED UP.

PATRICK
PSALMIST OF THE 23RD.

After this, he disappeared for a week and then contacted Mensah. At first, he vented his frustration

YOU CLAIMED YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE AND YOU THINK YOU ARE OK WITH WHAT YOU DID, THEN NEEDLESS OF YOU INSULTING ME. ANYTHING YOU READ FROM HIS EMAIL AND MINE IS ONLY BUT MESSAGES OF PROSECUTION AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. JUST A NORMAL PROSECUTION AND NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE OPPORTUNE TO HAVE A TROJAN, YOU WILL INSULT A FELLOW. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHEN AND WHERE YOU WILL MEET ME AND SO WHY INSULTING ME?

And now he seems to want Mensah to help him? I am still conversing with him, I will post an update later

Last Edit: Dec 6, 2022 5:38:49 GMT by stellabella: removed excess line usage

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 25, 2022 12:59:06 GMT stellabella, Macs, and 1 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 25, 2022 12:59:06 GMT

The idiot scammer now believes Mensah is another scammer. This is despite my terrible attempt to pass off as a scammer. Patrick asks Mensah for some help to scam Alan. At first, he wants access to supposed hacking software. He fully believes Mensah has access to Alans Computer. He is very confident that with Mensah helping, he will finally get Alans money. Here are a few highlights

PLEASE HOW CAN YOU HELPME GET A GOOD TRUJAN LIKE THIS OF YOURS? BRO FORGET YOU SELF COME FROM VILLAGE. HELP YOU BROTHER. HOW DO I GET A GOOD TROJAN BIKO NU

WAIT NOW HOA YOU GO TAKE HELP ME FOR THE LEVEL PLEASE. IF YOU WANT MAKE WE KILL AND DEVIDE, THEN LET ME ACTIVATE HIM AND WE SHARE. HOW YOU SEE THE MATTER? BUT ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM YOU IS HOW TO GET A VERY GOOD TRUJAN BEKI. MEN THEY OPEN FIRE SERIOUSLY HERE BUT NO ONE WANT TO LINK U TO HIS SOURSE. I SWEAR

After a bit more back and forth, Mensah agrees to assist, and "Patrick" opens up a bit...

BRO GOD BLESS YOU. I DEY NAIJA AS I SPEAK. SINCE FEW YEARS I RETURN I NEVER GO BACK AGAIN TO KUWAIT. I BASED IN KUWAIT BUT THINGS ROUGH SO I MOVE TO FRANCE AND RETURNED TO NAIJA 2014 AND SINCE THEN WAHALA HERE AND THERE, I SPEAK ARAB AND VERY FRENCE AS WELL AS READY AND WRITING IT. THIS IS MY 30YRS PLUS AS A GUY. BUT IF YOU HEAR WETINMEN THEY USE TROJAN DEY NOW FOR VIETMAN, BR YOU GO TIRE.
I DONE SPEND MORE 1 MILLION NIARA LOOKING FOR A GOOD TROJAN, BUT NO WAY. TRULY SPEAKING. I GO TRY SEEIF I CANACTIVATE THE MAN AGAIN. I WILL UPDATE YOU IS HE REPLY.

If this is where 30 years of scamming take you, then what a waste of 30 years. He is truly an idiot XD

Unsure how much of this is truth or lies. There is more to add, but it's developing and I'm still somewhat unsure where to take it. He seems to think Alan hasn't seen his emails for weeks and Mensah has been intercepting them, so I have been playing into that. Alan, in his mind, is back on the hook. I will share some more of his emails later, but he is very grateful for the "advice" Mensah gives...

This is all unfamiliar to me so any suggestions would be very appreciated. I still consider myself a novice scambaiter

Last Edit: Nov 25, 2022 13:00:44 GMT by CertainHuman

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 26, 2022 21:29:58 GMT ScammingTheScammers, Macs, and 2 more like this

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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 26, 2022 21:29:58 GMT

Some translations would be welcome lol

Let's ask Patrick some more questions. Mensah asks...

U HAVE TROUBLE TO GET CLIENTS?

Vietnam? Does he think Mensah is from Vietnam??

TO START WITH, NO INSTRUMENT TO WORK NOW AS I SPEAK AND ANY ONE WHO HAS THE CONTACT, GO DEY ODD AM. THAT IS THE TRUTH. BUT WITH A VERY GOOD TROJAN, YOUR WORKING BECAUSE DIFFERENT BECAUSE THE PATTERN OF WORK IN VIETNAM IS DIFFERENT AND BIGTIME HAMMER.
HONESTLY. NO CLIENT NO INSTRUMENT, WETING MEN DEY RUN MANY.

BRO I GIVE U NEW CLIENT EVENTUALLY I HAVE MANY RICH MUGU

This is the nicest Patrick has been since I've began talking to him

GOD BLESS YOU BRO. EVEN THIS ALAN JUST REPLIED NOW. BUT NA FROM BANK I WROTE TO HIM.
HE WILL COME TO GMAIL NOW AND I WILL UPDATE YOU.
STAY BLESS MY BRODA.

I'm still determined to get Patrick to call the hotlines, so let's try something new

DO U CALL THE CLIENTS PICK THEIR CALLS?

He gets back with excuses. This simply will not do

BRO, I NEVER CALL AM BECAUSE MY GLOBAL WOLRD SIM CARD HAS NO CREDIT. BUT I WILL TRY TO SEE IF ANYTHING FIT COME OUT FROM HIM SIDE. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.
ONE LOVE.

CLIENT PAY ME MORE DOLLARS WHEN I PICK CALLS. BROTHER GET CREDIT AMD THIS MUGU ALAN IS PAY MORE

Patrick continues to share. I assume here he means Delta State.

OK BRO. YOU WILL ALSO TESTIFY WHEN I GET LITTLE CASH TO GET CREDIT NOW. YOU KNOW DOLLARS IS ON THE HIGH SIDE. EVEN IF YOUBUY $50 CREDIT NOW, IT DOES TAKE MUCH BECAUSE CALLING AND RECEIVING IS CHARGED ALL TOGETHER. ANY GOD HELP US. LEAST I FORGET, I AM FROM DELTA. I AM URHOBO MAN GREW UP IN SAPELE AND MATURE VERY WELL IN WARRI BEFORE WE ENTER TOWN.
ONE LUV.

CLIENT PAY MORE WHEN U PICK THEIR CALLS. IS MUGU ALAN RESPONDING?

OK BRO,I WANT MAKE HIM JUST COME TO MY GMAIL MAKE I MACTH AM THERE.HE IS RESPONDING ALREADY TO THE BANK SIDE. ONCE I MATCH THE BILL, I GO COPY YOU.
MORE BLESSING BROTHER.

INFORM ME WHEN CLIENT GETS BACK

YES BRO, HE JUST GOT BANK AND I MATCH 5,900 POUNDS RIGHT NOW.

What is Patrick saying here

GOOD MORNING BRODALY.
HOW IS YOUR DAY BRO? WISH YOU THE VERY BEST IN TODAYS PACKAGE.
ONE LUV.
STUGA.

While this was going on, Patrick resumed his conversation with Alan using another email

With reference to the report of your inability to collected your ATM CREDIT CARD , we where just been inform by the REDACTED that your card may be return to us. Is this true?
Kindly confirm this message in your next reply.
For and on behalf of the BANK.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Rose.

Is this related to Patricks deal? I haven’t heard from him for weeks. Are the fundz still available?

An example of Patricks bad writing skill. Look at all these spelling errors

It is related to Mr. Patrick. All you need to do now, i to pay the activation of your card to him because we are going to send your DEFAULT PIN to him right away and so you pay for the activation so that when you receive fund via the ATM CARD, you can make withdrawal at once.
He Patrick, will tell you the exacte amount for the activation and once you receive and confirm your funds, kindly give us an update.
Fell free to write to ask any question youmay want to get an answer for.

Welll... since he asked. This little contradiction amuses me more than it should (rolling)

I don’t have any questions, but why did Patrick stop replying to me? I know we had some trouble with a fee or something. I am just a bit confused.

A day or so later he got back to me from his usual email address

Your funds are ready and you have to arrange for it to be posted to you today.
I am waiting urgently.

Mrs Rose said you would get to me. How come you stopped responding a few weeks ago? Whats going on here?

Hopefully I can persuade him to call Lenny or Lilly. Thats my next target here. I will update soon. Thank you
Ps. I'm a Chairman now. Hooray

Last Edit: Nov 26, 2022 21:34:04 GMT by CertainHuman

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"SO WHERE DID I GO WRONG NOW?" Nov 28, 2022 22:43:38 GMT Macs, SpongeBob, and 1 more like this

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Big update.
Poor old Patrick's day has been frustrating and fruitless. But before that lets catch up briefly. I won't share every single email before today, because there has been Quite a few

HAS CLIENT ALAN PAY?

NO NOT YET BRO. HE SAID HE IS VERY BUSY TODAY THAT HE WILL NOT CHECK HIS EMAIL BUT WILL SEE TO THE FEES TOMORROW.
ARE YOU IN LAGOS HERE?
BRO I WANT US TO WORK AS ONE PLEASE.

GOOD MORNING BRO, HOW THINGS GENERALLY ON YOUR SIDE? I KNOW IT CAN NEVER BE LESS THAN THE VERY ULTIMATE BEST. OK BRO I AGREE WITH YOU. NOW IF HIM GO PAY THIS NOW, NA MONEY GRAM GO BETTER PASS OR ACCOUNT? I NEED YOUR OPINION WHEN REVERTING TO THIS EMAIL PLS.
CHEERS WITH GOOD HEALTH AND LONG LIFE BRO.
STUGA.

BRO GIVE ME DETAILS TO PAY HE SAID HE IS READY TO PAY NOW. GIVE ME THE DETAILOS WHERE WE WILL MAKE PAYMENT SO THAT I CAN SEND IT TO HIM AND AFTER THAT, THEN I CAN TELL YOU TO CALL HIM TO CONFIRM THE DETAILS. PLEASE DO THIS FAST BRO. MAY ALMIGHTY GOD HELP US NOIW. HE IS READY AS HE SAID. AM WAITING.
YOUR BRODA.
STUGA.

CLIENT ASK YOU TO PICK CALLS. MUGU KNOWS MY VOICE I CALLED BEFORE. MUST BE U BRODA

Patrick complies. Well done, Patrick...

OK I WILL GET BACK TO YOU BRODA. MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
PATRICK.

Here we observe the kind version of that common scammer insult. Also, he calls himself Patrick here. He keeps changing his name.

PLEASE BRODA I NOT GET LIGHT MY BRODA. I NEVER EVEN REPLY THE MAN MY DEAR BROTHER. PLEASE MAKE I REPLY NOW. PLEASE BRO, NO LIGHT MY GEN SPOIL MY BROTHER. I CAN NEVER EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE BETRAY YOU. NEVER. MAY GOD NOT FORGIVE ME IF I DARE THAT TO YOU. I WANT TO REPLY THE MAN NOW.
I WILL EVER BE GREATFUL TO YOU BRO.

It's hilarious how much he has bought into this narrative. He truly believes this is actually happening. What an idiot.
And now we get to today. Tomorrow is the One-month anniversary for Alan and Patrick. Tomorrow he will be filled with happy thoughts of today's events. I'm sure he will be truly grateful (rolling)

This was sent to Alan.

SIR,
I AM SO SORRY BEFORE I WENT TO DROP A FILE IN OUR REGIONAL OFFICE, BUT THERE WAS A LITTLE TRAFFIC. I AM JUST COMING TO THE OFFICE NOW. IMMEDIATELY I SPOKE TO YOUR WIFE WAS WHEN I LEFT.
KINDLY SEND DETAILS NOW. I JUST CAME IN.
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
PATRICK

Another quick recap. He has constantly refused to call Lenny. But now he fully believes Mensah has Patricks best interests at heart. He will do anything Mensah says.
Patrick finally did the right thing and spent some Naira.
(Some/most of these calls have somewhat bad quality it seems. Patrick may have bad reception. I don't believe it matter too much)

Patrick Calls Lenny 7 Times!!!
These calls get better as you go. He gets more and more frustrated as the day goes.

He then calls Lilly.
Patrick calls Lilly twice
These calls aren't as interesting, but he still wasted some Naira on them.

Next up, Patrick recruits his own Cafeboi to call MoneyGram. Patrick is still struggling to shed his laziness.
Patricks Friend calls Moneygram 13 times!!!
Admittedly, some of these calls are less than a minute. Some of these are entertaining, nonetheless.

Mensah was not happy that Patrick was NOT prepared to call MonayGram himself.

BRO, THE MAN SEND RECEIPT BUT WITHOUT MTCN NUMBERS AND THT IS A PROBLEM NOW.

Mensah encourages Patrick a bit.

I KNOW THIS KIND OF RECEIPT I THINK BROS U NEED TO CALL NUMBER AND GET MTCN

OK LET ME SEND YOU THE RECEIPT AND HELP ME GET THE NUMBER THEM. HOW YOU SEE AM BRO? THIS MONEY NA YOU GET AND NA ME GET EVEN THOUGH SAY THE OWNER OF NAMES GO GET THEIR PERCENTAGE, I AGREE ALL BECAUSE YOU MUST GET YOUR SHARE HERE.
WAIT LET ME SEND THE RECEIPT TO YOU NOW.

Look how lazy Patrick is here. Such an idiot. All these excuses

BRO, CAN YOU PICK WITH THE NAME I USE? SO THAT IF I GIVE YOU THE RECEIPT YOU CAN CALL THEM AND COLLECT THE MONEY AND GIVE ME MY OWN. I MUST BE VERY LOYAL TO YOU BRODA. FORGET AGE. PLEASE I DELAY BECAUSE THERE WAS NO LIGHT AND MY LAPTOP WAS DOWN BRO. PLEASE NO VEX.
GOD ALMIGHT BLESS YOU.

I SEE THIS RECEIPT U CALL THE NUMBER AND U GET MTCN

I SWEAR DOWN BRO. SORRY FOR LATE RESPONSE I AM WITH MY LITTLE BOY SO GAS FINISH WHILE COOKING THAT WAS WHY I HAD TO GO LOOK FOR A PLACE TO GET HIM FOOD. PLEASE SO SORRY FOR LATE REPORT OK? BUT BRODA, PLEASE GO ANYWHERE CHECK MY HEART IF I CAN BETRAY YOU BECAUSE THIS MONEY, IF YOU NO EAT YOUR SHARE INSIDE, THEN LET THE MONEY LOST.
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR CONCEPT ON THIS JOB AND EVEN IN ANY OTHER JOB. BUT KINDLY BE PATIENT SOME TIMES IF I REPLY LATE BECAUSE I AM LEVING WITH MY ONLY CHILD AT MY AGE AND THAT IS THE LIFE I AM FACING RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE ANY LATE RESPONSE, KINDLY TOLERATE IT AND WILL REVERT AS FAST AS I CAN OK?
MAY MY ANCESTORS NOT FORGET YOU BRODA BECAUSE GOD IS ALREADY WITH YOU. THANKS. I WILL FIND A WAY TO HANDLE THAT TOMORROW MORNING BUT WILL CONTACT YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING OK?
THANKS FROM YOUR BRODA FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.
STUGA.

This idiot brings his child into this. Of course, we are dealing with a scammer and of course he can lie but this proves that scammers are evil. Forcing a child to live alongside this piece of shit. Still, the show must go on. In fact, this gives me more motivation to waste his time. He isn't all that successful either. Let's continue
At this point, he got his friend in the UK to call the Moneygram. Mensah wouldn't have this.

U SHOULD CALL LINE URSELF THEY PRINT OUT RECEIPT FOR CALL AND GIVE TO CLIENT

YOU ARE VERY CORRECT BUT WEATHER NIGERIA NUMBER GO COMPLICATE MATTERS I DO NOT KNOW.
THAT WAS WHY.

OK BRO LET ME GET AIRTEL CREDIT AND CALL IT AND I WILL UPDATE YOU IMMEDIATELY.
I WILL BE BACK IN A GIFY.
ALWAYS REMAIN MY BRO FROM ANOTHER WOMB.
YOURS STUGA

Patrick really doesn't want to spend anymore. very lazy. How does he expect to be successful while acting like this?

NO THE GY WHO KNOWS SAID WHERE HE IS THE NETWORK IS NOT VERY GOD THAT HE HAS TO COME BACK HOME SO HE CAN CALL AND GET IT AND THEN GO PICK IT UP AND THE GUY SAID I SHOULD HOLD OPN. BRO WETING PERSON GO DO NOWWWWW.
ASSUMING NA WHERE PERSON GO FIT PICK IT UP HIMSELF, DO I NEED ANYONE TO GIVE ME ANY CRAP? NIGERIA NA SIN TO ANY GOOD LIFE. I SWEAR. I JUST HAVE TO BE WAITING EVEN THE MUGU WIFE SELF, I NEVER HEAR FROM THEM REGARDING THE BALANCE.

After some more back and forth

PLEASE HELP MEFOR THE 2,000 TO GET THE NUMBERS BECAUSE THESE GUYS COULD NOT. PLEASE THEY ARE AFRAID THAT THEY DO NOT WANT THEIR NUMBER TO BE USED TO CALL SUCH HOTLINE. KINDLY DO THIS IN YOUR WAY AND GIVE ME WHAT IS FOR ME BRODA PLEASE I BEG IN YOU GODS NAME.

And even more excuses

MY BROTHER, PLEASE LET ME SEND THE OTHER RECEIPT FOR YOU TO HELP ME CALL. BRO, I SPWEAR, I HAVE NO AIRTIME TO CALL AS I SPEAK TO YOU. PLEASE THANK GOD YOU DID FOR THE MUGU WIFE AND PLEASE LET ME SEND YOU THE RECEIPT FOR THE 2,000 SO THAT YOU CAN CALL FOR THE MTCN. PLEASE. I TOLD YOU TO HANDLE IT BEFORE MAY BE NOW, WE WILL BE OUT FROM THIS
MESS. I NEVER SEEN YOU FACE TO FACE, BUT IS LIKE I HAVE KNOWN YOU FROM BOSOM.
PLEASE DO IT ALL AT ONCE BRO.

PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY TO GET CREDIT TO MAKE SUCH CALL. THIS IS THE TRUTH I HAD BEEN HIDING FROM YOU AND IF YOU SEE ME YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THE WORLD HAS DONE TO A LION LIKE ME. I AM HONESTLY TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. KINDLY ASSIST ME TO COLLECT THIS PLEASE. YOU GAVE ME THIS BLESSING PLEASE KINDLY PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE FOR REAL BRO. PLEASE

He clearly thinks very highly of himself.

BRO, I HAVE NO CREDIT TO MAKE THE CALL YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THAT IS THE TRUTH. WHY WILL I LIE IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS? IF YOU DO NOT TRUST, THEN LET US COLLECT THIS SO THAT WHEN MONEY COMES OUT THEN I GET CREDIT ENOUGH AND WE CAN CALL THE FIRST TO COLLECT THE CONTROL NUMBER.
THIS IS THE GOSPEL TRUTH.

All this through the day. there are many more emails than what I shared, but it would take me too long to paste them here.

U NOT HAVE NOT EVEN 20 NIARA

Finally, he turns off his caps-lock.

bro that is an international call and not even 200 naira will be enough because i need to collect detail info and not just a conversation.

And finally, Patrick found the strength, the courage and the Naira to call MoneyGram. Patrick has achieved the :triple:

.
The things he goes through for our entertainment!!
Patrick calls Moneygram at last

He sounds pretty tired by the end. The first 3 don't last long, but the fourth goes all the way. He actually doesn't call himself Patrick in these calls. He tries to pass off as his scammer friend who called MoneyGram earlier.

After this call, he sends this in utter defeat

BRODA, I HAVE GONE TO BORROLW 500 CREDIT NOW, I JUST CALLED BUT THEY DID NOT GIVE ANY REFERENCE FOR ACTIVITIES IS TOO MUCH AND MY CREDIT JUST FINISH BECAQUSE HE WAS CLAIMING I DID NOT PASS VALIDATION QUESTION AFTER HE FIRST GAVE ME ONLY 6 DIGIT NUMBERS ONLY 663744 BUT THIS IS NOT CORRECT. I AM DOUBTING THIS NOW. 500 CREDIT GONE WITHOUT SUCCESS. NOT GOOD.
I FED UP ALREADY

And... so many amazing quotes here

BRO, THEY DO NOT GIVE COMPLETE NUMBER AND THIS SYSTEM IS VERY STRANGE. BUT SINCE YOU HAVE COLLECTED THE 3,999 PLEASE LET COLLECT THAT MONEY FIRST SINCE YOU HAVE THIS RECEIPT WITH YOU AND YOU CAN CONFIRM IT YOURSELF.
I HAD CALLED AND THE KEEP RELAYING MUSIC TILL THE WHOLE 500 CREDIT WATED. THAT ONE IS LIKE ME SELF DON BE MUGU BECAUSE MONEY I NEVER COLLECT BUT I HAD GONE TO BORROW MONEY FOR CREDIT TO CALL LINE.

BRO, IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME, THEN DO IT YOUR OWN WAY. IF YOU COLLECT THE INFO AND THE MONEY, HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME PLEASE?
I NEED MONEY TO BUY INSTRUMENT SO THAT I CAN WORK EFFICIENTLY AND NOT LIKE ONE SMALL BOY IN THE STREET PLEASE. IF YOU COLLECT ALL THE MONEY, HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME?

And now we are fully caught up. Patrick has spent all that Naira and all he got was frustration. He even (supposedly) borrowed some to make the final call (rolling)

Looks like he will have to return to being "ONE SMALL BOY IN THE STREET". What a shame.

GET MUGU TO RECALL MONEY AND WE PLAN NEW WE GET MIRE DOLLARS

All this time, Patrick has sort of abandoned Alan. A few boring emails throughout the day. I guess he thought he was finally getting his dollars today and so didn't bother with Alan.
I'm not sure what to do next with Patrick. I'll delay for a few days while coming up with some ideas. I'm convinced he has lots of entertainment yet to come.

Last Edit: Nov 28, 2022 22:56:12 GMT by CertainHuman

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