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Post by Penfold on Nov 2, 2022 19:21:07 GMT
Back in July 2020 (in a land far far away and under a different username) my character John had a short dalliance with none other than Prince Harry. Well it would seem that after all the time that's passed, Harry is still determined to get the original business concluded. John has just found the below email waiting for him from the same email address that Harry was using back in 2020.
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Post by stellabella on Nov 2, 2022 23:03:24 GMT
Ah, so Prince Harry is back in Africa on holidays with his wife, that seems to answer the Nigeria part!
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 3, 2022 0:06:46 GMT
Why don’t I ever meet a prince?
🎶 Some day my prince will come🎶
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Post by bluelady on Nov 3, 2022 7:11:16 GMT
^^^
I met a lot off "Prince Harry"🤣🤣🤣
Prince Harry is looking for friends on a dating app! WTF!
These scammers are incredible brainless!
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Post by Penfold on Nov 8, 2022 18:49:25 GMT
John was of course eager to get things concluded.
John, 2nd November 19:47:
Harry
I think it best that you have your dad contact me as soon as possible so that I can get the balance of the fee to Nigeria paid.
Tally-ho
John
Prince Harry, 7th November 12:47:
Hi. John,
My Dad has so much at hand now but he promised to deal with that soon.
Thanks
Prince Harry
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Post by Penfold on Nov 14, 2022 19:36:23 GMT
John's reply to Harry on the 8th November.
Harry
No worries my friend. Tell your dad that I'm happy to wait until he has some free time on his hands to deal with my uncompleted contract.
Tally-ho
John
Six hours ago John received the email below.
Dear John Surname,
I am a bit free now to give attention to this issue.
I am King Charles III, the King of the United Kingdom and the 14 other Commonwealth realms. I was the longest-serving heir apparent and, at age 73, i became the oldest person to accede to the British throne following the death of my mother, Elizabeth II, on 8 September 2022. You are receiving this email from me because there are a lot left uncompleted by my late mother (Elizabeth II) and i am trying to have all completed in honor of my late mum, as you are among those that will benefit from this, as i want to start by making sure that all UK Citizen who were expecting to receive their due fund under my late mother's ( Elizabeth II ) watch will receive it with immediate effect, as the NIGERIAN PRESIDENT (Mohammadu Buhari) visited me last week and we have agreed regarding the completion/release of the fund to you.
If your name is John Surname as i have on the list/file here with me, i want you to get back to me for more information on this for security reasons, as there are people that i have authorized to supervise the payment.
Regards,
King Charles III
KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AND THE 14 OTHER COMMONWEALTH REALMS
Who the feck would ever fall for this cack? Oh that's right, John has.
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Post by bluelady on Nov 14, 2022 23:59:04 GMT
^^^ What?  KING CHARLES? OMG!🤣🤣🤣 |
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Post by Penfold on Nov 15, 2022 4:34:16 GMT
John's very eager to get things concluded.
Dear King
How wonderful it is to hear from you and read that you are now a bit free to give my uncompleted fund transfer your full royal attention. Please let me know when I can expect delivery of the aforementioned fund.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by Penfold on Nov 16, 2022 5:48:59 GMT
His Majesty replies.
Dear John Surname,
Thanks as i received your email as i have contacted the bank in Nigeria that i want the fund released without single delay and they accepted. The fund will be released to you through ATM card as i and the Nigerian President (Muhamadu Buhari) agreed except if you chose otherwise, as i Authorized my son (Prince Harry) to supervise the payment for transparency sake, as the ATM card will be delivered to you by a Bank in Nigeria called United Bank for Africa.
Send your full contact address and phone number, so that i can forward to the bank in Nigeria to proceed by issuing the ATM card and then put the ATM card on Transit.
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Post by bluelady on Nov 16, 2022 10:56:39 GMT
^^^
Can you tell him that you have a friend who is inlove with King Charles? I'd like to talk to him🤣🤣🤣
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Post by Penfold on Nov 17, 2022 5:17:50 GMT
^^^Charles III shows as much commitment to getting this fund transfer concluded in a timely manner as Prince Harry did. John has still had no reply to his email of yesterday morning, but if the opportunity of mention Adriana ever arises I shall certainly do so. However, if Adriana can't wait until then she's welcome to both Harry and Charles's email addresses.
November 16th, 06:02
Dear King
Thank you for getting back to me so promptly. I'm sure that you must have a thousand and one more kingly things to do with your time, but I can assure you that the time you are spending on me is much appreciated. Now, about this fund transfer. If it's all the same to you, would it be possible to have the fund delivered in cash to my doorstep. I only ask for this favour as I had a little trouble with your late mum's revenue and customs a few years back and I don't really want them getting wind of the fund I'm about to receive. If unlike your mum you're willing to cut me some slack I'll send the information you require in my next email. I will of course be happy to meet the courier's delivery costs out of my own pocket. Please let me know if my request is acceptable to you.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by Penfold on Nov 18, 2022 6:16:42 GMT
Charles III replied, but not with the answer John wanted.
November 17th, 14:09.
Dear John Surname,
Sorry for the late response, as i was very busy yesterday. Honestly, you can not receive the fund in cash, as you can only receive it through ATM card and it will be delivered at your door step without hitch, as i want you to know that you will receive the fund under my watch successfully. Send the requested information and i will forward to the bank in Nigeria to proceed on the payment.
John's not happy. November 17th, 21:51.
Dear King
No need to apologise for your tardiness and your seemingly lackadaisical approach to the matter in hand. I'm sure that you're trying your hardest to give my case your full attention. However, your answer concerning the delivery of my fund in cash to my doorstep is not the one that I really wanted to hear. What is the point of being the most powerful man in the world if you can not arrange the simple delivery of my fund in the way I have requested it. May I respectfully suggest that you have a word with whoever it was that told you things can't be done the way that you want and change their mind. You are the King for God sake and what you command should be acted upon without some jumped up little flunky questioning or disobeying you. I'm pretty sure that your brother Andrew would not take no for an answer. Get back to me as soon as you have arranged the delivery of my fund in cash. Also let me know how much the courier fee will be so that I can arrange payment.
Toodle-pip
John Surname
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Post by Penfold on Nov 19, 2022 6:40:13 GMT
A shouty KING replies. November 18th, 11:49.
Dear John Surname,
Yes, i am the KING and my type of KING is not that type of KING that goes against the law because he is a KING. If you truly want to receive the fund, you should follow the procedure to receive the fund and you will surely receive it.
John's becoming a bit peeved and has a little shout of his own. November 18th, 19:13.
Dear King
Of course I truly want to receive my fund, but I want to receive it in cash and not on some piece of plastic. Perhaps you did not understand when I told you that I had a rather unpleasant experience with your late mum's revenue and customs. You need to appreciate that I really do not want to go through all of that palaver again. Look, what I'm willing to do, is bung you 10% of the fund in crisp readies when it arrives. All you have to do is put that sanctimonious attitude of yours aside and act a bit more like Judge Dredd and remember YOU ARE THE LAW. Now, stop fucking about wasting my time and do whatever is necessary to get my fund delivered in cash to my doorstep.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by bluelady on Nov 19, 2022 8:36:48 GMT
^^^
I wonder...who would believe this idiot?🤔🤨
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Post by CertainHuman on Nov 19, 2022 9:11:34 GMT
“Any man who must say ‘I am the king‘ is no true king” |
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Post by Penfold on Nov 19, 2022 11:51:06 GMT
^^^ I wonder...who would believe this idiot?🤔🤨 The old saying goes, "there's one born every minute", but I'd say it's nearer every five seconds. Also, I might be mistaken, but isn't there a lad contemplating shoving a corncob up his bumhole and then sucking on it afterwards for a non-existent payment? |
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Post by bluelady on Nov 19, 2022 15:20:25 GMT
^^^
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 19, 2022 23:45:17 GMT
Penfold, yes there is a cornhole lad who has shown that he hasn't reached his limit of humiliation yet.
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Post by Penfold on Nov 20, 2022 5:54:38 GMT
The KING decides to put his scruples aside. November 19th, 10:54.
Dear John Surname,
Are you ready to pay the fee involve in cash delivery?
John. November 19th, 12:08.
Dear King
Did I not already tell you that I'm willing to do that?
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by bluelady on Nov 20, 2022 6:45:15 GMT
^^^
I'm inlove with King Charles...I'd like to talk to him....🤣
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Post by stellabella on Nov 20, 2022 7:48:03 GMT
^^
That would be great bluelady but you would have to keep in mind you would be speaking with Royalty, therefore humbleness at all times will need to be shown towards King Charles III.
I'm not sure if His Highness would appreciate hearing some of those choice words that leave your mouth but I suppose there is always a first time  |
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Post by Yastreb on Nov 20, 2022 8:42:31 GMT
^^^ I'm inlove with King Charles...I'd like to talk to him....🤣
Just get your phone repaired before you talk to him. Giving the King a Nigerian accent could be considered lese-majeste.
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Post by Penfold on Nov 21, 2022 19:09:38 GMT
At last the Royal proclamation is made. November 21st, 16:38.
Dear John Surname,
I contacted the Bank today and i have asked to arrange to bring the fund to you in cash as you requested, so they said the delivery will cost you 2,500 GBP only as the fund will be insured before delivery, as the insurance will cost you 1, 800 GBP while delivery will cost you 700 GBP only.
Let me know so that they can proceed and let you know what to do.
John thinks that sounds absolutely spiffing. November 21st, 18:42.
Dear KING
I have read your latest email and the costs involved in getting my fund to my doorstep in cash sound very reasonable. Please let me know how you wish to proceed.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by rob419 on Nov 21, 2022 21:26:02 GMT
Marvelous job penfold I await the kings reply, I like how the king just gave intoo your demands instantly not very king like that, also it really makes me laugh how you sign off every email with tally-ho 👋😁
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Post by Penfold on Nov 22, 2022 10:52:29 GMT
^^^Await no longer.
Today, 08:09.
Dear John Surname,
I just contacted the Bank in Nigeria and i asked them to send their payment receiver's details so that i can forward to you to make the payment, so that they can make every necessary arrangement which will guarantee success in the delivery, as am also ready to use my power here in UK as the King to guarantee success in the delivery to your doorstep.
Thanks
John's getting excited. Today, 10:44.
Dear KING
Thank you for your latest email containing such excellent news. I'm so glad that after so long my fund is within my grasp. I shall keep a close eye on my inbox for your next email.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by bluelady on Nov 22, 2022 12:07:43 GMT
^^^
You are so lucky!
I dream about King Charles,OMG💖
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Post by Penfold on Nov 22, 2022 18:13:14 GMT
The KING gets back to John, but I have a feeling John's not going to take kindly to the method of payment.
November 22nd, 16:36.
Attn: John Surname,
The bank in Nigeria has gotten back to me with their receiver's information as they said you should send the fee through ACE MONEY TRANSFER (https://acemoneytransfer.com/), it is an online payment as this means you are to make the payment online, as you should go to the website and register with them to send the payment with this information as stated below.
Receiver's name: No*** Oy***** R***
Receiver's address: Lagos-Nigeria
Phone number: +234*******987
The above receiver's information is all you need to send the fee and after the payment, you should send the payment confirmation receipt to me and i will forward to the bank for pick up.
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Post by Penfold on Nov 23, 2022 19:20:40 GMT
It's almost as if I can read Johns mind. He sent the below email not long after my last post.
November 22nd, 18:54.
Dear KING
Sorry for the late reply, but NO, NO, NO. I just do not like the sound of this ACE MONEY TRANSFER idea that the bank is proposing. If you ask me it sounds like a rather convoluted way of going about things. Why the fuck would I want to go to the trouble of registering for a service that I am only likely to use once. No, I'm not going to do it, not when the bank can just as easily provide me with an account that I can make the payment to. I think bank to bank transfer is our best option if we're to get things completed in a timely manner. Have a word with the bank and explain my reluctance to follow their directive. Better still, put your Kingly foot down and order them to provide their bank account details.
Tally-ho
John Surname
The KING. Today, 10:12.
Dear John Surname,
I have contacted the bank regarding an account for the payment, so they said later today that i will receive their agency account details in the United States for the payment. I will send to you as soon as i receive from them.
John. Today, 12:40.
Dear KING
That is indeed wonderful news to receive. Keep me posted.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by Penfold on Nov 24, 2022 20:12:56 GMT
A little slow, but Charles III came through with the goods.
The KING. Today, 11:04.
Dear John Surname,
Below is the account information which i received from the bank, as they said it is their agency's account, that you should pay the fee into the account and send the payment receipt to them for confirmation to proceed on the cash delivery processes to your door step.
ACCOUNT NAME:.....G***** V********
ACCOUNT NUMBER:.....87******3
ROUTING NUMBER:.......2******31
BANK NAME:.........CHASE JPMORGAN
BANK ADDRESS:........270 PARK AVENUE NEW YORK CITY, NY 10017
SWIFT CODE:.....CHASUS33
OWNER'S ADDRESS:......HOMESTEAD FLORIDA.
You should make the payment today and send the payment confirmation receipt to me so that i can forward to the bank.
John. Today, 12:08.
Dear KING
Thanks for getting back to me with the account details. Unfortunately I won't be able to get to the bank today as Harold has just turned up at my cottage to help me clean the gutters out. I'm not as young as I used to be so Harold's going to foot the ladder for me. I will of course pop to my bank in Southampton first thing tomorrow morning.
Tally-ho
John Surname
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Post by MildredPierce on Nov 26, 2022 0:52:14 GMT
Charles doesn't sound like he's very busy with his kingly duties if he has so much time to spend online. He may be overwhelmed with his new role and deserves a nice relaxing vacation at the Safari Hotel where guests can't check out...because they can't check in.
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Lagos to Abuja. Wembley to Looe. Warri to Abuja x2. Warri to Port Harcourt. London to Rame Head. London to Looe. Manchester to Plymouth.
x 17
KING CHARLES?
x3
