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Post by Birlic on Jan 18, 2021 17:19:18 GMT
Increasingly frustrated, Brendan writes ... and But Nana has already left home and will read the messages only tomorrow morning... poor idiot, he will have another restless night.
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Post by Admin on Jan 18, 2021 20:42:43 GMT
That put some steam in his engine!!
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Post by Linoline on Jan 18, 2021 20:49:36 GMT
Brendan: Why ? Can't I see my beautiful gorgeous woman picture? Listen if you don't want to send me your pictures after lecture I won't mine anymore, you think I'm. A child right? <picture of his brothers> This are my two brothers I told you about some time ago, do you remember? Mary: hahaha a child doesn't have a dick like yours you're cute when you throw a hissy fit
That last message was hours ago, he's online, but just ignores mary again
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 18, 2021 23:03:16 GMT
I can't speak for Brendan but I for one am really enjoying the fancy stationary that Nana is using to send letters to our scammer. Very festive! Hopefully he appreciates it as well.
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Post by DonClawleone on Jan 19, 2021 0:06:33 GMT
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 8:29:15 GMT
Tuesday
09.00 - The little idiot borrowed a pair of shoes from his friends and made the new video recording of his testimony... of course, he still doesn't know about the problem with the bank account, but he will find out about it immediately after he sends us the video file.
Nana, to Brendan:
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 9:23:22 GMT
His Video Testimony - version #2
Brendan sent another 5 video files, with his new video testimony ... now he's out, wearing sneakers. Of course, again something is missing from the recording and Nana will point this out.
Nana, to our imbecile (in the same fancy style, obviously).
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Post by Linoline on Jan 19, 2021 9:47:56 GMT
I love that his shirt says "dog tired". I can only hope this is true. Still not a word to Mary
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 9:55:07 GMT
10.54 - Let's put more stress on him.
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11.20 - Antoher message from Nana (sam fancy style, of course): ===
We have the last missing part of his new Statement!
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 10:46:13 GMT
The next chapter of the story - the bank account- the bank account that Brendan sent us belongs to someone else. - his name does not appear in the list of the 4 participants in the trip in Benin. - obviously the insurance company will not send the money to an unknown person.
So, Nana writes to our dear scammer.
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12.09 - Well, it seems be more troubles in tha ScamLand... Brendan to Nana:
Nana does not accept this explanation.
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12.55 - Brendan decided to give us another bank account ... this time it will be the account of one of the participants in that wonderful holiday and Benin. Nana to Brendan: The computerized biometric results of those BIP photos will appear soon and I'm afraid Brendan won't be happy at all.
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 19, 2021 14:31:08 GMT
Lol the dog background...
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 16:23:34 GMT
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16.49 - Brendan sent another bank account (of one of his friends): ===
His problems are just beginning to appear, because the computer analysis of those biometric photos has revealed that Brendan used other "subjects" for the photos sent... totally illegal, of course. The lawyer Nana is so outraged.
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More fun with our moron... A very humble scammer writes to Nana:
Nana to Brendan:
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Post by Admin on Jan 19, 2021 16:50:38 GMT
His shoes seem to match his jeans. Nicely done!
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 16:54:32 GMT
Oh, yeah, Brendan is an elegant man and always in trend with the latest fashion in clothing... a real fashion influencer. Probably now he's trying to convince the other 3 idiots to take those BIP pictures. I'd like to hear his plea.
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 19, 2021 16:58:29 GMT
I just noticed you can't really see the book he's holding very well. Do we know that it's a bible? He may be trying to pull the wool over our eyes again.
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Post by mcintyre on Jan 19, 2021 17:20:15 GMT
Probably now he's trying to convince the other 3 idiots to take those BIP pictures. I'd like to hear his plea. “After all we went through” I was also wondering if Brendan was really holding a Bible.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 17:37:31 GMT
^^^ LOL, we will claim to have accepted the video files, so we will believe that book was a Bible. The idiot convinced the 2 friends to take the BIP pictures. Brendan to Nana: and
BIP #10 & BIP #11!
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Only his "uncle" remained in the discussion... he is a mature man and it is probably harder for him to decide to pose dressed only in underwear.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 19, 2021 18:41:53 GMT
Oh... look what the cat dragged in
Brendan: Hello What are you up to today Mary: Oh, he speaks nice Brendan: Who what do you mean? I told you that I'm not happy today I have be informed today to send my account details to proceed the payment but now I haven't upgrade my account so I can't recieve international currency on it I need some money from you please atleast $1000 to go do some papers at the bank so I can receive payment😘 Mary: lol you're funny hunny the account your brother gave me could receive $$ no problem Brendan: Thank you babe ❤️ Can you send it to my bitcoin wallet please Mary: I've sent the 5000 to your brothers account already Brendan: Babe Mary: yes cutee Brendan: He's are not the one who gave you the account details I told you I didn't received the money,and I gave you an account details which I told you that I can use now tell me will you help me or not? $1000 Please let's not argue over it my love ❤️ Mary: oh ok, that's a good idea I don't like to argue Brendan: Ok I will be waiting ok? Now listen my love the insurance company still want my uncle's naked pics ofcourse I can't give them because my uncle is far away from me, he is in lagos and getting older,there is no way he can send pics beside he is using smaller phone(botton phone).so I have explain this to the company But I have already sent the photos of my two friends to them,I need your help on this because they will show you some respect as the sender of the packages. I just want you to text them on email tell them everyone so they can understand💕thank you.incase you want their email address tell me so I can send it to you. Mary: alright, but do you really think they'll listen to me? Brendan: Yes I believed they will listen to you,because without such they will cancel the payment please tell them everything I have already giving them an account details to send the money in Mary: okay give me the emailaddress and I'll contact them Brendan: <emailddress> Mary: alright. I'll email her Brendan: Awwe thank you my love Mary: you're welcome. I sent a messag Brendan: What are you doing now? Show me what you sent please Mary: I've sent a copy to you Brendan: Yes I have seen it Awee you are my darling💕💕😘 💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💖😘💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕thousands loves from my heart I give you, take them all Marya: aw thats so sweet
Somehow I think that this will not be accepted
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 19, 2021 18:50:37 GMT
Somehow I think that this will not be accepted of course not! why do these silly americans always think the rules don't apply to them.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 19, 2021 19:07:23 GMT
lol, I don't think he's american.
I just found an interesting message in the account i used to pretend to be Brendan's brother. Sent 7 days ago by Brendan himself Brendan: Now can I tell you something? Its a deal Mary: oh yes of course tell me Brendan: If the insurance company pay the money then I won't bother you anymore about money for now,but if they don't then you will send me 5000 to take care of my self deal? My love💖💖💖💖💖 Mary: lolz if you do what they say they will pay cutee Brendan: You haven't answer me currently my love Will you do that for me or not,my love💕💕💕💖 Mary: youre funny hunny i did answer you Brendan: If you understand how I feel you will know Mary: I understand hunny it's a warm fuzzy feeling that makes you tingly all over 😍 Brendan: Hey my love please still let them know that my uncle has national ID incase them need it to proceed payment Because without the photos from him they might need an ID card to varify Mary: you tell them, I just messaged them, thought youre a man and can take care of things
At that moment he fell silent, because the fake brother responded
The fake brother (me) replied him with love Brendan: I understand you ok <screenshot of fake brother's first message> You see? Look at the man who pretend to be my brother and receive the money you sent Mary: lol, nice of your brother to message you, I thought you lived with him. I don't understand what he's saying though. He spoke english to me
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 19, 2021 19:15:55 GMT
lol, I don't think he's american. No, but Mary (who is advocating for him) is...
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Post by Linoline on Jan 19, 2021 19:20:30 GMT
Mary is Dutch, but she's very annoying Brendan: Yes he spoke pizil English he is stupid,he has the money and I don't even know where he is now,please to text any one on email again,you can only text me on hangout here because I'm your boyfriend OK? Mary: Yes of course you are hunny. Ok I don't know why your brother ran away with the money but that's between you I"m not going to stand between kain and able you should fix your family issues yourself Brendan: Oh no Brendan: Never he is not my brother He use my name to text you pretending to be my brother now I hope you understand me better now Mary: No I don't someone can't just pretend that when they don't know nothing about me or you Brendan: I hope you have my account details (correct)I sent it to you you remembered? Both my bitcoins wallet Mary: Oh yes, hey're in our chat here somewhere but youll get the insurance money soon Brendan: Yes If I did then I won't bother you much again You agree to what I told you right? Mary: won't bother me much again? I was hoping you'd let me come over soon and we can have some real botherings Brendan: Oh yes I understand, but that was not what I actually mean OK? Ofcouse you will come and we will make love together for real Mary: ok, glad we have that cleared up
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Post by SumPizza on Jan 19, 2021 19:24:58 GMT
lol never mind then.
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Post by Linoline on Jan 19, 2021 19:44:44 GMT
Holy f... he's so dumb
Brendan: No? Why oh you don't want me to buy some food to eat before the insurance payment? <video of a crying girl> Babe I need you to send me something even if it's a little token so I can buy food and go to the bank plus other little things my love ❤️ How is your evening going today Mary: lolz are you a crying girl?
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Post by Birlic on Jan 19, 2021 22:24:05 GMT
Well, well, well... The Port Harcourt Chapter!
We want to try a new scheme with Brendan, because it's obvious that he has a great potential for fun... the local manager Akwode contacts the idiot about a package that somehow arrived in Port Harcourt. The package (tens of modern T-shirts and sport sneakers from Europe) must reach a customer in Enugu. That Nigerian customer pays $ 250. We (Linoline and I) hope that Brendan and his friends will bite this new bait. Maybe they even intend to disappear with the package?
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22.20 - Akwode to our imbecile: The idiot answered instantly: and
Akwode explains everything:
Brendan: ===
It is obvious that he cannot travel alone. But precisely he will go to his friends, with this "new opportunity".
Maybe those idiots will accept again to travel. Between Warri and Onne (port area of Port Harcourt) are 200km. ===
Yeap... Brendan to Akwode: Akwode: Brendan... WTF??? Akwode: Brendan: Akwode: Brendan: Akwode: ===
23.55 - Brendan to Akwode: Akwode: ===
Brendan: Akwode: Brendan: and ===
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Post by Admin on Jan 20, 2021 1:53:29 GMT
Clever twist! Now, to overcome his demand for upfront payment.
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Post by Birlic on Jan 20, 2021 9:05:43 GMT
Wednesday
I sent to our imbecile some pictures forged by Linoline , which shows a large wooden box with a label on it. I already told him that inside there are very "interesting" products: T-shirts and sneakers from Europe. We hope everything is tempting for the little band of idiots.
08.04 - Early morning... a fake mail chain. Akwode sent a message to Bobo - the man "from the warehouse" in Port Harcourt. Bobo (the warehouse man) answers to Akwode... some forged photos are attached. Akwode texts to Brendan (by forwarding Bobo's pictures): It seems that Brendan is satisfied with the pictures he received from Akwode. and ===
The idiot still doesn't understand who the new characters are, because he has now sent a message to Bobo. Holy fucking Lamb, what an idiot! Bobo to Brendan: ===
09.55 - Akwode responds to Brendan, about the "characters" and "the payment". I tried once again to explain "what and how". Finally, our idiot seems to understand. ... he writes to Bobo: Bobo: ===
I will edit / complete the post as I receive new messages from Brendan. === 10.14 - Brendan to Akwode: Akwode: We will see in the coming days if Brendan will succeed in convincing the rest of his friends that the business in Port Harcourt is promising and successful. ===
10.25 - Brendan to Bobo (the man from the warehouse): Bobo, innocent: === === === === === === === === === === ===
10.30 - On the other side of the story, Brendan writes to the lawyer Nana. - Of course, Nana is uncompromising and doesn't accept Brendan's shit. - Brendan does what he knows best ... he whines.
Brendan: Nana: Brendan: Nana to Brendan, a huge slap: ===
Brendan to Nana (that passport copy is attached): Nana: ===
11.20 - Our boy is desperate because he is starting to realize that he will not receive the money ... probably the "uncle" from Lagos is not cooperating at all, so there are no real chances to receive a BIP trophy from him. Brendan whines again. and Nana, another huge slap on Brendan's face:
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Post by Birlic on Jan 20, 2021 11:06:44 GMT
We have a new video-trophy!
Nana, to our moron: ===
12.20 - Our little imbecile just realizes that his threats have no effect on a Holy Priestess of the Sun , so he tries to bribe Nana.)
Brendan to Nana: and
Nana: Obviously, we are trying to press him so hard that he accepts the "easier alternative" of the trip to Port Harcourt (see above).
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Post by Linoline on Jan 20, 2021 13:33:09 GMT
Around midnight Brendan wrote to Ekene
12:16 Brendan to Mary
12:18 Brendan to Mary
12:32 Brendan to Nana
12:34 Nana to Brendan
12:49 Akwood to Brendan
12:56 Brendan To Nana
13:00 Nana to Brendan
13:01 Brendan to Akwood
13:06 Akwood to Brendan
13:07 Brendan to Nana
13:13 Nana to Brendan
13:15 Brendan to Ekene
13:18 Brendan to Akwood
13:23 Akwood to Brendan
13:26 Brendan to Akwood
13:26 Brendan to Nana
13:30 Akwood to Brendan
13:31 Ekene to Brendan
13:34 Nana to Brendan
13:46 Brendan to Ekene
13:48 Brendan to Ekene
14:01 Ekene to Brendan
14:09 Brendan to Ekene
14:10 Brendan to Ekene
14:15 Brendan to Ekene
14:26 Ekene to Brendan
0:43 Brendan: I need you to send me something even if it's a little token so I can buy food and go to the bank plus other little things my love ❤️ 💓💓💓💓💓💓 10:36 Hey honey I want you to text her again(Nana mills)this morning let her know my uncle can't take such photos as he use small phone, and he doesn't used to that stuff,but if possible he can send send his ID card to replace the photos.💖 13:57 I keep explaining to her yet she seem very wicked to me and dont want to send the money so now I know they wouldn't pay the money 14:31 Mary: Why are you lying to them? What is wrong? I received a message from her saying that you refuse to cooperate and try to deceive them. Are you insane?
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Post by Linoline on Jan 20, 2021 14:35:56 GMT
14:34 Brendan to Ekene
14:52 Brendan to Ekene
15:01 Ekene to Brendan
14:36 Brendan: Sorry about that I was upset at her because she was very mean to me,any way I told her to refund the money back to you.hope that is ok by you 15:30 Mary:She explained to me that if you don't do what's needed to complete the claim, they won't pay anything at all
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