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Post by Birlic on Sept 13, 2023 13:39:25 GMT
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Post by Linoline on Sept 13, 2023 14:18:49 GMT
There have been more scammers who did it but usually they are reluctant because we don't promise them money to do it and if they don't there won't be repercussions. We appreciate the special scammers who do as they're told without complaining.
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 13, 2023 15:46:11 GMT
The noble pastor in his undies; such a dignified look  He may very well be vertically challenged at 5'3" (one of the documents lists him as 1.62m in height) but the $44k will gain him way more street cred in his village than another foot in height would have. |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 13, 2023 19:24:05 GMT
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Post by Admin on Sept 14, 2023 2:50:43 GMT
I trust that JooJoo will not be so crass as to mention his, well ... ummm, little "package" when the time is right?  |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 14, 2023 4:32:27 GMT
Admin , ohh, but how can you think of such bad behavior? JooJoo is a responsible employee, polite and full of elegance in expression, so there is no question of such things. Nope. No way!  Friday, 02.51 - From the TSC servers, another good news... the parcel is it now in Ghana. I think I've said this before... the scammer is so convinced of the story that he doesn't check (on the company's website) where his package is. He believes in these regular informations that he receives from the "electronic package monitoring service".  === "PROOF OF FAITH" trophy
Uchenna to sister Dave:  === 11.29 - Cliff to Akwode, a message "with a clear target" ... this message will be forwarded tomorrow, by Akwode directly to Uchenna, together with the comments related to the delivery to Benin. The scammer will be able to see the amount proposed for settlement and he will probably be happy. Also, the possibility of the idiot traveling with a friend/relative is evoked and approved (with payment of expenses). === 14.45 - Cliff to our scammer: I already foresee that there will be some problems with the delivery this weekend... so it is very good that Cliff will be absent and thus our scammer will experience his first moments of stress. Muhahahaha!
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Post by an-alias on Sept 14, 2023 16:26:24 GMT
I trust that JooJoo will not be so crass as to mention his, well ... ummm, little "package" when the time is right? I was thinking more like something like this from an earlier bait: "WID YUR SENZUAL LIPS AN YUR PREGNANT BELLY OOHHHH YU AR VERY SEXY WID YUR BIG BELLY AN LITTEL HEAD" |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 15, 2023 0:33:01 GMT
His fashion sense reminds me of the line from the movie "Best in Show":
"if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman"
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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 6:31:51 GMT
Friday, September 15 - Today will be that day when Uchenna will find out that he has to travel to Benin to receive his parcel. - I will update this post with new messages as things evolve. Stay with us! === 01.31 - Uchenna replies to the last Cliff's message: He seems to be confident and full of hope. ===
05.32 - The parcel reached the airport of Cotonou: === 07.26 - Two hours later the package is already inside the TSC warehouse in Parakou... I'm sure the idiot won't notice this, so the local manager (mr. Akwode( will enter the scene as soon as possible. === 07.52 - Akwode enter the scene... forwarding "that" special message from Cliff (see yesterday), Akwode make some clarifications: Like usual, Akwode use another font for his messages. === 08.20 - Cliff to Uchenna: Poor scammer! He will have no one to complain to and the weekend has only just begun... muhahahaha! === Sister Dave to our dear pastor Uchenna... we also opened the door to the church. LOL! ===
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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 9:51:39 GMT
The SAFARI Chapter - it seems to be too easy 10.14 - To our pleasant surprise, Uchenna did not refuse to travel and seems to have accepted the idea of taking over the package from Benin... he responds to Akwode: Akwode, to our scammer... a long but necessary explanation, so that everything be as credible as possible. === 14.45 - The idiot is so excited that he decided to leave home immediately... he probably didn't look at the map at all and probably doesn't know where Parakou is. Typical of scammers, I have noticed many times this strange way of planning their trips... they leave home without knowing "where" and "how much" and "how" and they are not at all interested in planning anything in advance. Our moron writed to Akwode: Akwode: Honestly, I hope the idiot takes that wonderful costume that I saw in the videos... Joojoo will be delighted, I'm so sure! ===
17.14 - Our moron, to Akwode: 17.36 - Akwode: - If this idiot really left for Benin, it means that he is more stupid than we thought... the border is already closed and I don't think that the customs officers will allow them to cross into Benin. Maybe if the idiot pays a substantial bribe! - At the same time, they didn't prepare anything there, they didn't book a hotel and they don't know anything about Benin... they will arrive at night (the sunset there is at 18.50), in a country where only French and some local dialects are spoken. Uchenna will be more than pleased!
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2023 16:47:10 GMT
It's easy with him only because of the beautiful setup that the baiters have laid out. Let's be thankful that Birlic and Linoline are on the good guys' side.  |
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 15, 2023 17:38:17 GMT
He was getting out of an SUV in one of the videos and if it is indeed his vehicle, he'll likely drive to Benin himself. Probably will have to pay substantial bribes, entering and leaving Benin, if he comes across rich to the border guards Fun bait, as always. |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 17:45:46 GMT
18.26 - Uchenna to Akwode: Akwode: Uchenna: Akwode: Of course, Akwode won't check his messages tonight, so the whole discussion will resume tomorrow... probably the driver "who knows English" is free tomorrow, so everything will be postponed until Sunday. Or for Monday, whon knows? LOL! In the meantime, Uchenna can visit the beautiful city of Cotonou.
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Post by Linoline on Sept 15, 2023 20:12:43 GMT
Sister Dave didn't get notified about this journey. That's a good thing. If he complains to her, she can question him about why he didn't disclose this sooner Bring out the goats again! They've been in their comfortable hiding places for much too long now. |
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Post by Birlic on Sept 15, 2023 20:52:11 GMT
21.50 - Akwode to our imbecile: Probably the idiots did not manage to cross the border and now they are returning somewhere back to Lagos. We will find out tomorrow. It's already the weekend, so I'm convinced that Uchenna will want to solve everything as quickly as possible and return home "full of glory and money".
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Post by Birlic on Sept 16, 2023 6:04:42 GMT
Saturday, September 16 - SAFARI day!
We have confirmation that the band of idiots (Uchenna and his brother/friend) arrived in Benin last night! Yesterday, 22.11 - Uchenna to Akwode: 22.55 - Uchenna to Akwode:    === Today, 06.05 - Uchenna to Akwode: Our scammer writes also to Cliff... the same messages. But Cliff is on vacation (In Paris, with his gorgeous wife) and does not check his email. === 06.52 - Akwode: === 07.15 - Uchenna, sending his accomplice's ID: 
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 16, 2023 7:10:12 GMT
Congratulations on another great safari. That t-shirt on his accomplice just screams "serious business man" and "civil servant".  |
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 16, 2023 7:39:25 GMT
"Do you hear that? Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"A safari, son. Ain't nothing in the world sounds like that. I love the sound of a safari in the morning. You know, one time we had a scammer stranded for twelve days. When it was all over, he walked back. He didn't find anything, not one single gift package. The sound, you know that safari sound? The whole time. Sounded like... victory."
(With apologies to Robert Duvall)
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Post by Birlic on Sept 16, 2023 9:00:18 GMT
^^^ LOL! === 07.38 - Uchenna to Akwode: 08.46 - Uchenna to Akwode:   === 09.50 - Akwode, to our imbecile: |
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Post by Pricky on Sept 16, 2023 10:08:07 GMT
Well Done!
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Post by Birlic on Sept 16, 2023 10:43:01 GMT
11.40 - Nothing from our imbecile, so Akwode sent him another email: So far, it hasn't taken much effort on our part. Uchenna left home immediately, without waiting to make arrangements with Akwode. So, theoretically, we would have a good chance that he would agree to wait a few more days. === 11.58 - Uchenna: 12.30 - Akwode: Of course, all kinds of unfortunate events will prevent Joojoo from reaching the meeting with Uchenna. === 13.45 - A very confident scammer: So, Uchenna and his friend will enjoy the beautiful suburbs of Seme on a Saturday night. I would say it's perfect. For us, of course! Muhahahaha!
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Post by CerveloS5 on Sept 16, 2023 16:05:28 GMT
Birlic & Linoline, y'all make it look so easy PS: His accomplice seems to be a real hoot; should get his own TV show.
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Post by Birlic on Sept 17, 2023 5:12:37 GMT
Sunday, September 17 - it's time for Joojoo!!! - Today will be another wonderful day... I'm pretty sure about that. - The scammer is completely hooked and enjoying a well-deserved vacation. LOL! 05.50 - Uchenna to Akwode: Today is Sunday and it's a day off, so Akwode is at home and still sleeping peacefully... he will reply later, depending on the needs. === 05.58 - Joojoo enter the scene... he writes to our moron:
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Post by stellabella on Sept 17, 2023 6:03:21 GMT
Aw, Joojoo!! My heart melts when T.S.C's most trustworthy, honest and reliable employee appears on the scene 🤩
(You had me at "Mumu")
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Post by Birlic on Sept 17, 2023 6:33:40 GMT
06.26 - Uchenna to Joojoo: === I have prepared a set of "info" messages that will be sent automatically, at the predetermined times. So that the scammer can "see" that Joojoo is getting closer to him. At some point, some sad road events will appear and everything will degenerate... but, let's not anticipate anything yet! 07.19 - Joojoo reached the first stop on the route... the village of Tchaorou (on the Parakou - Seme border route). I "divided" the route into approximately equal pieces which assume that every 1-1.5 hours Joojoo stops and sends an informative message. === 07.55 - Finally, the local manager Akwode answers pastor Uchenna and explains "how the events of the day are unfolding"... we are amazed to learn that Joojoo has an impressive amount (2000 dollars) in cash ... dear pastor Uchenna is encouraged to go to a good restaurant and order "lobster and expensive champagne" . We are not interested in the price, because everything will be settled by the company! Yeap, exactly! Joojoo has access to all the files in the package folder so he can see Uchenna's BIP pictures. Wow! === 08.15 - Uchenna to Joojoo... the same photos (from yesterday). Obviously Joojoo will want some new "fresh" pictures. LOL! Joojoo: 08.21 - Joojoo, the regular info message: === 09.05 - Let's pour some salt on the open wounds... directly from Paris, Cliff writes to our imbecile: === - There are a few funny things that I have noticed about the scammers... one of them would be the fact that they go on Safari completely unprepared from all points of view. They don't study the maps, they don't take into account a possible delay, they don't think about potential difficulties and how to solve them. None of that! - Another funny thing I've noticed about all scammers is that they abandon communication with our "characters" who become irrelevant to them. Simply, they choose to ignore the messages coming from characters with whom they communicated "until 5 minutes ago", if they consider that those characters have become useless for their immediate scamming purpose. Of course, when serious problems arise, scammers "return" to those characters they previously ignored... as if nothing had happened. 09.45 - Of course, Uchenna does the same... he ignores Akwode and Cliff's messages, but focuses on communicating with Joojoo...  Certainly Joojoo will be delighted with those striped pijamas, with fancy colors that denote a sexual orientation that matches his tastes. === 10.11 - Joojoo to our scammer... as I anticipated, Joojoo is delighted with what he sees. LOL! === 11.20 - Uchenna to Joojoo. As you can see, he did not consider it necessary to respond to Cliff / Akwode's messages, because he is convinced that today he will get possession of the package and the money and will go home "in full glory". Well, we will try to do something about it. === 11.36 - Joojoo, a new info message: The unfortunate accident with the goats is coming, but it will happen only in almost 2 hours... I am convinced that Uchenna and his friend have nothing against waiting. Muhahahaha! ===
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Post by creepthecreepers on Sept 17, 2023 17:45:28 GMT
While the goats on the road wait for JooJoo's delivery truck, Pastor Uchenna and his bud got a quick photoshoot.  |
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Post by Linoline on Sept 17, 2023 17:50:05 GMT
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Post by Birlic on Sept 17, 2023 19:43:04 GMT
Well, short update... Joojoo hit a goat and destroyed the radiator of the car... he got permission to stay overnight in the town of Bohicon. Uchenna was invited to go there, but he preferred to stay at the hotel in Seme. Everything was postponed until tomorrow. It is the 3rd night that these idiots spend in Benin, waiting for the package. Glory to the Holy Lamb! === 13.32 - Joojoo has that accident and informs his manager Akwode. 13.34 - An impatient scammer: Joojoo to Uchenna, explaining the sad event. === Uchenna to Akwode: Akwode: === Uchenna to Joojoo: Uchenna to Akwode: === 14.08 - Joojoo to Uchenna: 15.13 - Uchenna, to Joojoo: === 15.19 - Joojoo: 16.30 - Uchenna: === 17.04 - Uchenna to Akwode: Akwode, making an invitation: === 17.53 - Uchenna to Akwode: === 18.20 - Joojoo, to our scammer: Uchenna: === Tomorrow morning, Joojoo will discover that money hidden in the package ($22,000) and of course everything will explode into "hot invitations for gay sex and threesomes". |
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Post by Joseph Fäustl on Sept 17, 2023 20:12:44 GMT
Shouldnt the owner of the goat have to pay for the repair if the goat ran onto the street?
Unless of course Joojoo only hit it because he was not paying attention to the road. From all we know of him, he was probably busy furiously masturbating to the pastor's pictures while driving...
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Post by Yastreb on Sept 18, 2023 1:00:21 GMT
It's strange that Joojoo has these collisions with goats only when he's carrying High Value Cargoes that contain hidden cash.* What are the odds of that happening?
* As far as I know.
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