Godwin and the Church of the Holy Lamb

CHAPTER 7 - The Baptism Ceremony & the Triumphal March


Wednesday, June 28 - This scammer created a real recruitment center there.






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It really seems that he has a big influence over the other idiots. Of course he will suffer enormously at the end, his pride being crushed! LOL!
- We will ask him to do the Baptism ceremnoy on Saturday, in front of his parishioners. We want ALL his 12 "apostles" to be present. At the Pyramid, of course... with plenty of "milk and honey" (we will tell him to use some 10 liters buckets full of white and yellow paint, for a more dramatic effect).
- On Saturday evening they should make the Triumphal March through the streets of the village... all 12 apostles should be dressed in white robes, with lighted candles in their hands... they should sing hymns of glory, loudly! Godwin should be in front of them, carrying a large wooden cross on his shoulders (like Jesus, when he was taken to the place of the Crucifixion).
- On this Friday night we take Gerry out of the game, under the pretext "alcohol + car accident = hospitalization & medically induced coma => to avoid the cranial hematoma from damaging the brain". Gerry will be OUT for a period of time determined by the course of the story... the scammer will be happy that he can keep all the money for him (however he did it, I have no doubt!)
- After the idiot performs the Baptism and the March, we will approve the payment of the sponsorship and the sending of the parcel... next week, after the last ordered products finally arrive at the church. We don't have to rush. 

Full of piety, our scammer writes to sister Dave... practically, he asks for money.

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Normally, we should refuse those prefabricated benches and insist that he and his team "build" others from cement blocks and concrete. On the other hand, we have already seen that he has enough influence on those around him and this last minor task would not mean anything special (funny) for us. We have not yet decided whether or not to accept these benches. Linoline is the one to decide this. We will see in the next hours.

Maybe ask them too clean up the benches, sand them down & paint them could be a way too go?

This lad is a serious church goer. IRL I used to attend church and prayer groups and his words and prayer is very reminiscent of that time.

It explains his ability to ‘lead’ his disciples.

It also displays what a total shit he is to be a committed Christian and a committed scammer.

He is very deserving of everything planned to totally destroy him over the coming months.

I thought Carlton was the most loathsome scammer you have hooked but this guy is the new number one.

There probably isn't any easy way of finding this out but I have often wondered if any scammer, baited with the church modality, later tried scamming a real church from Europe or the US.

It's such a convincing modality to bait them with that it conversely must also be a good modality for them to scam with as well. This guy seems capable of it although probably not after being put through the wringer here.

I did search it but most hits were for advance fee scams, targeting churches or how a lot of churches in Nigeria, are just scamming the locals out of money.

It was a full evening... we were trying to play with his mind.
The more we manage to immerse him in this imaginary world, the harder it will be for him to detect the surrounding reality.
We want him to come to accept everything as if it were normal.
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Godwin to Gerry:
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Gerry:
Godwin:
Gerry:
Godwin:
Gerry:
Godwin:
Gerry:
Godwin:
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After receiving the instructions regarding the Triumphal March, our scammer tries to avoid this public humiliation. He writes to Gerry, forwarding to Sister Dave's message:
Gerry is already drunk:
Of course, if Gerry is drunk then he will be more libertine and say some delicate things.
Of course, if Godwin doesn't do EVERYTHING, then he gets NOTHING! I don't think he wants this!
It's hard to be a successful scammer because, sometimes, the things don't turn out the way you want them to! 

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One hour later, Godwin to Gerry:
Under the influence of alcohol, Gerry replied:
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Thursday, June 29

05.45 - Immediately after the morning sermon, Gerry apologizes to his partner and explains everything. Of course, these things (the Baptism with "milk and honey" and the Triumphal March) are the last steps before the big success: the Payments and the Parcel with electronic products.
- Today is Thursday, so our idiot would (theoretically) have enough time to prepare intensively for the weekend's religious activities.
- It is the first time that he comments on something related to the tasks received. Probably until now he managed to stay aside and let the other idiots work, but the 2 final moments require his mandatory presence.
- He is not an imbecile and feels that everything will be a humiliation for him... he tries to avoid that.
- Of course, there will still be messages between him and Gerry. Maybe Godwin will ask for money from Gerry, to "pay the people who built the pyramid". We don't know for sure, but we will find out today and tomorrow.

It is certain that this pyramid exceeded the "norms" and could be used as an "example" in other funny stories with scammers and the Holy Church of the Holy Lamb.
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06.15 - He is not happy... ohh, not at all! 
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Gerry says that the church knows that the reported problems are in the area controlled by the Boko Haram Islamist militias (northern Nigeria) and offers compromise solutions.:
- I am convinced that he will not give up so easily, especially after all the effort he has put in so far.
- Like any scammer, he looks for the "easiest way". We will make sure that he will be forced to choose the hardest one.
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06.30 - Of course he insists, but Gerry explains the risks of such an approach... there is even more pressure now.
Gerry:
Godwin:
Gerry:
Well, everything that happens now is just a negotiation... Gerry prepares the "playground", but all the cards are with sister Dave. I hope Linoline doesn't accept too many exemptions from the Holy Rituals.
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08.30 - Godwin to Gerry... 
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Gerry, so innocent.
- Dear Reverend-to-be Godwin seems slightly dissatisfied with the fact that I "ruined" all the scaffolding he wanted to build by refusing to do the Triumphal March.
- The fact that Gerry / the Church are already informed that problems of religious intolerance are only found in the Muslim north of Nigeria (and that the Christian south is quiet) makes our scammer angry and frustrated. Simply put, he has no way to refuse to do the right thing, because the reason cited by him is not validated by reality. 
- This latest behavior of his (in apparent contradiction with the obedience proven so far) makes us believe that he does not want to submit to public humiliation. So, we have a good & big lever with which to press on him!
- Surely those idiots who worked to build the pyramid want their promised money! Godwin must go all the way, or pay those people with money from his own pocket. What do you think he will do? Exactly! Muhahahahaha!

Pricky , LOL!
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09.05 - Gerry puts even more pressure on the scammer, but at the same time the imminence of next week's payment is presented: 
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More sticks, more carrots 

Godwin to Sister Dave, trying to avoid the triumphal march. His Baptism is accepted, there are no problems there.
Sister Dave:
It can be easily noted that an increase was made in all the figures involved... both as an increase in the amounts themselves and by the fact that a change was made from US dollars => Sterling Pounds. Linoline was extremely convincing. We hope that the proverbial greed of the scammers will once again overcome their spirit of conservation and we hope that this arrogant idiot will do the right thing.
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Hmm, are the first cracks in Godwin's armor of arrogance beginning to appear? Let's try to plug them quickly, before everything falls apart... I have the feeling that someone from his entourage has started asking uncomfortable questions. LOL, poor imbecile!

Godwin to Gerry:
Gerry:
Let's hope that this moron will want to continue and that we managed to dispel his doubts. 
Otherwise, we at least have the satisfaction of a pyramid built in an exemplary way!

I don’t think any of the disciples are hitting him with the clue bat. I doubt he has shared many details with them. He intends to keep all the money for himself.

This is a crafty lad. I expect he concocted his own story to build the pyramid and get the lads to fill in the forms and have their photos taken

He sounds well funded. He may have bought the building materials and paid the lads to build the pyramid. They worked very hard on it and did it very quickly.

I think his problems start with getting the lads to participate in the ceremony and March.

His experience of baiting makes him suspect it’s a script.

However, the script is so polished and so convincing that I believe everything…… and I know it’s all made up.

I’m confident he will fudge some sort of march, maybe at night or around the compound with the pyramid. I am sure he will do the ceremony and be covered in white and yellow paint.

The fun starts Monday when the package is posted and they follow its progress to Nigeria

Maybe have Gerry say it’s a highly discreet courier service used by the church that isn’t searchable in the internet to save the inevitable questions later?

Sorry Birlic we are going to have to cancel your holiday.

Well, we have a problem with him. ... Godwin to Gerry: 
Together with Linoline we devised a plan that has a 50% chance of success... regardless of the result, we had fun and got the most beautiful pyramid so far... Godwin will be left with 11 angry people!

^^^ Muhahahaha! We still hope to convince him to travel to Benin, so your idea can only be used at the end.

Jess joins the story

In the middle of the night, 1:23, a hopeful scammer writes to sister Dave

6:10 sister Dave to Godwin

Who would've thought Jess and sister Dave are related? 😂
Jess is a very credible character, we hope to get him back in track when I call him as Jess. I only have one number and it is in her name on WhatsApp and telegram, so we had to find a way to write her into the story